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I want to be in Metallica, and they will not let me.

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The question is, what will kill humanity this century? Artificial intelligence or natural stupidity?

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Driving is great because it combines my love of sitting with my love of being mad.

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Something very chic about crying while driving… have to keep it a little classy so you don’t crash… other drivers unaware a diva is down in the next lane over…

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You look like something I drew with my left hand.

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Being bi means you say both yay and bruh.

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Everybody in the world, stop fighting or no dessert.

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Forgetting how to clean the dishes and shooting them with a gun.

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I feel like this holiday season, it’s important to remind people of the true meaning of Christmas: ghosts terrorizing rich people in the middle of the night until they agree to pay their employees more.

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“How is the job search going?” First of all, that is a violent question. And it hurts me, by the way. And second, how the hell should I know.

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If I like cleaning? Does Sisyphus like his boulder?

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According to my Spotify Wrapped, I am what got played the most this year.

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Love low-hanging fruit. Easiest kind to obtain, in my opinion.

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Іf you’re sad about being alone on Valentine’s Day, just remember that nobody loves you on any other day of the year either.

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A.I. should be forced to wait tables before it’s allowed to make art.

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My mom didn’t raise a fool. Possibly a psycho, but never a fool.

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Tweeting with no audience feels like screaming jokes into a cornfield.

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The sexiest thing a man can do is have a problem-solving mentality.

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The best weight you’ll ever lose is the weight of other people’s opinions.

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My car is making strange noises but it’s just me singing.

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Have you guys heard of recency bias? I hadn’t, but now I’m seeing it literally everywhere. Must be a big deal.

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Grammar is the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you’re shit.

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Noise-canceling headphones aren’t enough, I need everyone to shut up.

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There are too many neglected emojis.

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I forgot how weird November is. There’s no afternoon; it’s just night after 3 p.m.

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What is it called when you’re smart but everything you do is freaking stupid?

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I have a yearning disability.

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Hot wings have killed many people starting with a dude named Icarus.

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The only thing that has grown faster than rents in recent years is the overtime we have to work to pay them.

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Penguins are just ducks going to a wedding.

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Life isn’t funny, why should my posts be?

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Getting my next boyfriend a flip phone. He doesn’t need anything more.

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I was not meant for Microsoft Teams.

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I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own.

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Uninstalling Instagram can increase your IQ by 10%.

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Somebody needs to get my shit together.

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December, give me a sweet ending for this year please.

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I’m officially at the age where I enjoy when people cancel plans.

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I think I’ll just sit here and waste oxygen all day.

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Drove by a woman with her car broke down, I was going to stop and help until I remembered I don’t know anything about cars or women.

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Sundries sounds like something grandma would call scandalous underwear.

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If you have gray in your beard, you can hit it.

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If insomnia were a sport, I’d have endorsement deals.

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If I had today’s mind, I wouldn’t have made yesterday’s mistake. But if I hadn’t made yesterday’s mistake, I wouldn’t have today’s mind.

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Asian parents give you unmoanable names so you can focus on your studies.

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Always be kind. You never know who has a pool.

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Manipulative people really be like “oh, so now I’m the bad guy for being the bad guy?”

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People that I dislike shouldn’t be allowed to consume the media that I like.

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A wise man once said, “Bees don’t waste their time explaining to flies that honey is better than shit.”

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