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The neighbor girl told my kids she wouldn’t come over until they cleaned their rooms, so I guess I do have a favorite child.

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So many songs that tell you to throw your hands in the air like you just don’t care, so few about the hazards of ceiling fans.

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If you’re going through hell, keep going.

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Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I wanted to skirt the issue.

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When you want to feel at your thinnest, walk through Walmart at any time of day.

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How do I even know this guy is my “boss”? I’ve just been taking his word for it.

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The purpose of a meme is to disturb the humorless, and to humor the disturbed.

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Hey, I came over because the grass seemed really green here, but now that I’m looking back that grass actually looks crazy green, so I’m gonna go.

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November should have one more day. Just because to me November 31st sounds real. And also I don’t want to pay rent tomorrow.

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I want my house spotless, but kicking my kids out seems wrong.

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I have heard that people without dogs have to pick up dropped food themselves.

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I’m a multi-tasking procrastinator. I can put off multiple things at once.

Making waves on TikTok:

Donuts have holes in them, just like acoustic guitars, but that’s pretty much where the similarities end.

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My name is Bob but my friends don’t call me.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

Brave of you to assume you can resist my good looks.

Going viral on Twitch:

That moment of panic when they invite you inside at the start of the birthday party you thought was a drop off.

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I wish I could turn everyone I love into a trinket, so I can keep them forever, because I am greedy and selfish.

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He’s a 10 but so is his volume.

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Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off.

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You ever wake up in the morning and your first thought is ‘I can’t wait to go to bed tonight’?

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Someone from 🇺🇾 has bookmarked:

Long-distance couples be like, “I can’t wait,” and then they wait.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has bookmarked:

Keep moving, lady, I don’t have room for you in my delusions right now.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has viewed:

In the 80s, if you woke up feeling thirsty, you could drink some of your waterbed.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has bookmarked:

I always feel sleepy, except when I want to sleep.

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Pinterest algorithm is like a loving dad who fills the whole fridge with oranges after seeing you enjoy one.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has viewed:

I once made the irresponsible decision to drink and drive and now I have to live the rest of my days with a coffee stain on my favorite sweater.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has bookmarked:

Sorry, I can’t talk right now. The seam of my sock feels weird.

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My hobbies include adding things to my cart, and never buying them.

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The only thing I gained so far this year is weight.

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Nothing bores me like twins who don’t look alike, you should’ve just dropped later if you’re not going to participate.

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Just landed via WeChat:

Flirting is easy until you have to flirt with the person you like.

Going viral on TikTok:

If you add orange juice to Jason Momoa, you get a Jason Mimosa.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

There are two types of people in politics. Avoid them.

Breaking via YouTube:

Plot Twist: Your taxes cheated on you.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

When I say I’m Christmas shopping the “for myself” is silent.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Some people are wise, some folks are otherwise.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

I just tried to poach an egg and I now understand why Eggs Benedict is $23

Going viral on Twitch:

Are you my pinky toe, because I will bang you on all my furniture.

Just landed via Twitch:

“Winter is literally the best season.” Okay, husky, go sit outside then.

Freshly posted on Threads:

I’ve started dating myself exclusively but it’s not working out.

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