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Dating apps aren’t working, time to walk into a cafe looking confused.

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Packed all my meds into one bottle for a trip and accidentally invented the best trail mix.

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Caffeine isn’t cutting it anymore. I need to eat a gun.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has viewed:

My retirement plan is time travel to the 80s.

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Hey cell phone companies who play smooth jazz hold music hoping I’ll lose interest and give up: yeah, it’s kinda working.

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You are my favorite dirty thought.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has viewed:

Not to brag, but I ate all of my bananas before they turned brown. Don’t be jealous.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has copied:

Have kids so you can say things you never thought you would like “please don’t vacuum your sister”

Someone from 🇧🇸 has bookmarked:

I read somewhere that playing white noise helps you sleep better, but I didn’t find country music helpful at all.

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Glasses don’t make you look smart, everyone knows you had to fail a test to get them.

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Why are those Mad Max guys always driving around, it’s not like there’s anywhere to go?

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Donating blood today to make room for more food.

Going viral on Facebook:

That awkward shopping moment when someone is standing in front of the items you need and you pretend you’re shopping for something else because they just won’t budge.

Making waves on Telegram:

What’s really missing is a day between Saturday and Sunday.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Out of all my body parts, I’m sure my eyes are in the best shape. I do at least 463 eye rolls a day.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Sunday without HBO feels like a meal without carbs — empty and deeply wrong.

Going viral on Telegram:

I used to think I was indecisive, but I’m not too sure any more.

Just shared via YouTube:

Age ceases to be just a number everytime the airline announces seating queue priority.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

“Stand up for yourself!” Girl, I have low iron.

Just landed via Reddit:

Not sure what’s longer: a microwave minute or watching a video while someone else is holding the phone, insisting it’s hilarious.

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A little sign under the doorbell that says, “think twice, adventurer.”

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57 shares on Reddit this month:

Victor Frankenstein being only 23 years old when he made the monster is crazy to me, he should have been at the club.

12 shares on TikTok this month:

Nobody knows what to do with me and I just think that’s beautiful.

58 shares on Discord this month:

Back in my day, we had to walk to the TV to change the channel. Uphill, both ways!

94 shares on WeChat this month:

If you know karate, you shouldn’t have to pay for stuff.

14 shares on YouTube this month:

Girls will be like “it’s fine” and then go and curse your whole bloodline.

50 shares on YouTube this month:

People don’t have demonically glowing red eyes in photographs like they used to.

27 shares on Instagram this month:

I don’t know much, but I know this: the older you get, the faster the number of things you’re willing to wait in line for approaches zero.

67 shares on Discord this month:

Vacations are expensive, but how else could you put a price tag on your kids being ungrateful in a different city.

88 shares on Telegram this month:

I will never be the person this serving size suggestion wants me to be.

44 shares on Messenger this month:

I’ve touched enough cacti to know they are sharp, but also not enough to stop touching cacti.

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Someone from 🇧🇾 has copied:

The Sims fulfills the millennial fantasy of being able to afford a house in a walkable neighborhood on the salary of a professional carrot peeler.

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UK rappers be like “I’ve got a posh flat and my bird is very comely, I own more motors than the marchioness of cholmondeley”

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My dog sets an impossible bar for how I should greet my wife when she comes home.

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The actors you see in movies are probably home by now.

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Being loved right feels like telepathy and a little bit of witchcraft.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has viewed:

I just borrowed some money from a cash app, now I’m about to uninstall it.

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I may be a beginner at some things, but I have a black belt in shopping.

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When physical labor became optional, we invented the gym. We’ll need the same thing for the mind.

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They say water is the source of life, which is true because you can’t make coffee without water.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has shared:

Whoever told you there’s no such thing as a stupid question lied.

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Trending via Facebook:

This generation of men makes celibacy so easy for women.

Live now on YouTube:

Who decided that “microwaves that beep forever” was a feature we needed.

Spotted on X:

No matter how early you get up, fate always gets up half an hour earlier.

Trending via Facebook:

Single for Christmas, but at least I won’t be buying presents for a liar.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

You’re in his DMs, I’m outside his window with a JBL speaker streaming Taylor Swift.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Does anyone actually know how to pronounce Worcestershire sauce correctly, or do we all just stumble through it and hope for the best?

Going viral on TikTok:

On the whole, people are getting smarter. I remember when they had to put “The End” on the screen, so people would know the movie was over.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

Bro, you will never rewatch that 7-minute video you took of fireworks. Just live in the moment.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

I like you because we hate the same people.

Seen just now on YouTube:

You ever killed your own vibe by remembering?

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A little sign under the doorbell that says, “think twice, adventurer.”

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