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As long as everything is exactly the way I want it, I’m totally flexible.

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I don’t want to brag or anything, but I can still fit in the earrings I wore in high school.

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Baby, we believe in God around here, I don’t care what’s trending these days.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has viewed:

Am I the only one who wonders why the Flintstones celebrate Christmas?

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The USA is having so many disasters and tragedies, you’d almost think it was built on thousands of ancient Indian burial grounds.

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Your honor, I have a role to play as the black sheep of the family.

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I started my diet 2 hours ago, I’m glad that’s over.

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Girls be like, “Baby, I have a great idea,” and it’s a trip you have to pay for.

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Hey, sorry I’m late, I didn’t want to come.

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When I take a walk, I bring dog treats and people treats. I almost never mix them up.

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I sign all anniversary cards with ‘Way to commit to the bit!’

Just shared via Pinterest:

One of the hardest things to do as an adult is to go back to work after a long weekend.

Making waves on Snapchat:

How can you not appreciate a drunk text? Someone is absolutely off their face and still thinking of you.

Just shared via TikTok:

Unfortunately, I’m gonna have to cancel my appointment at a sperm bank. I will just call them and say I can’t come.

Going viral on Slack:

I would love to be the reason you look at your phone and smile. Then walk into a wall.

Shared recently on X:

You can be anything when you grow up. For instance, I am very tired.

Going viral on Slack:

Our parents used to drop us off at school with no water bottle, no phone and no snacks, yet somehow we survived.

Spreading quickly via Threads:

Hey Grok, scan through all my mutuals and find me a girlfriend, thanks!

Broadcasted on Facebook:

Why can’t you just be happy for me and then go home and talk behind my back later like a normal person?

Going viral on Twitch:

I don’t want to do exercise, but I want to have done exercise.

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Someone from 🇦🇩 has viewed:

I’m bored, but not read a book for fun bored.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has copied:

You know you’re a bad cook when the dog won’t lick the plate.

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The trick is to be born in the right place and at the right time. If you mess that up, it gets tedious.

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My outfit is from Gucci and the body from Ferrero.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has shared:

Lately life has been all panic no disco.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has shared:

My husband and I fell in love at first sight. Maybe I should have taken a second look.

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Chasing after a ping pong ball is wildly dehumanizing.

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Coke Zero sounds like a government pledge to eliminate fizzy drinks by 2030.

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Did I eat too much candy today? My stomach says yes, but my heart says no.

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Feeling morally and spiritually adrift without a Sunday HBO show.

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Making waves on Facebook:

A credit card is kind of like a gift card to every store.

Spotted on Reddit:

Serious replies to silly posts are now illegal. Go talk to your wife.

Trending via Messenger:

Grok just sounds like something that might try to eat me.

Just landed via Pinterest:

They should make a tanning bed that constantly rolls you over like a gas station hotdog.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

If you saw me licking the plate after the charcuterie was finished, no you didn’t.

Trending via Reddit:

My phone is like my lover, it’s the last thing I see at night, and the first thing I wake up to every morning.

Live now on Facebook:

Gwyneth Paltrow, I received the message you sent me last night in my dream and will proceed with the plan.

Spotted on Twitch:

I hate it when my pillow is not pillowing like it should. You have one job. Be a pillow man. You are pillow. Act like one!

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My rapper name would be 2 stressd.

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I’ve done the math and I regret to inform you I’m your soulmate.

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