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One big difference between men and women is that if a woman says “Smell this,” it usually smells nice.

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Nobody gets angrier than a man being accused of something he actually did.

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Ever since I was a little kid I always knew I wanted to struggle to survive.

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My boss doesn’t want dogs in the office. But he didn’t say anything about alpacas.

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My favorite part of The Godfather is when the guy wakes up and screams because the Mafia has stolen the bottom half of the horse he keeps in his bed.

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Women don’t pretend anymore to dig for something in their purse and then pull out their middle finger.

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People will name their dog Steve and have two kids named Buddy and Rocket.

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My three favorite things are eating my family and not using commas.

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The most unrealistic part of Christmas movies isn’t the existence of Santa… it’s that all these people have, like, a month off work with no interruptions.

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The devil couldn’t reach me so he made sure my love life was bullshit.

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Do you use AI, or is the AI using you?

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My boss doesn’t want dogs in the office. But he didn’t say anything about alpacas.

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