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Someone from 🇹🇬 has shared:

I always wonder who makes a more stupid face: women putting on make-up or men shaving?

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Ground beef implies the existence of sky beef.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has copied:

Relationship Status: just tried to pet my dog and he turned his head so I pretended I was reaching for a leaf that was next to him.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has bookmarked:

I’ve discovered I have a logic fetish, I just can’t stop coming to conclusions.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has downloaded:

My age no longer permits me to suffer for love, so if you see me sad, it’s due to lack of money.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has downloaded:

My boss just left which means I have finished all of my work for the day.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has bookmarked:

If I buy the circus, the monkey will be the manager.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has shared:

I’m always in a rush to go home, and do absolutely nothing.

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Calling me ugly isn’t even an insult, because I know already.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has shared:

You know what brought my home value up? Not having an angry man in it.

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Trending via Discord:

Babies first steal your glasses and then bite your nose. I don’t know where they get their reputation.

Breaking via Messenger:

I’m just impressed by how ugly I’m willing to look in public these day.

Trending via WhatsApp:

I don’t care if it’s AI or an immigrant, I desperately need someone to take my job, it’s killing me.

Trending via TikTok:

That’s not my girl bestie, that’s my platonic wife.

Just shared via Threads:

Welcome to your 50s, your knees will now decide when you will sit down.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

To the guy who invented zero, thanks for nothing.

Making waves on Snapchat:

What a lot of people don’t understand about mountain climbing is that don’t do that.

Going viral on Messenger:

There’s no one I respect more than duck hunters. You spent $15,000 on a camouflage boat to outsmart a duck.

Reported on Telegram:

I’m at the age where I consider any picture of me taken in the last ten years “current.”

Seen just now on Facebook:

My body’s check engine light has been on for years.

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Share →: All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.

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"Now that's an organizing strategy I can get behind – after all, why not add a little alphabetical order to the chaos of different heights? Just imagine the confusion when you're torn between proudly standing tall and resigning yourself to your place in the alphabetical pecking order!"

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Someone from 🇹🇲 has bookmarked:

Tried to sleep by reading a boring book and now it’s suddenly the most interesting book.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has shared:

I don’t know which is worse, people stealing your jokes or people not stealing your jokes.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has shared:

When you get angry, take a breath and count to ten. Throw a punch at eight. Nobody expects that.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has copied:

When I was growing up I always wanted to be someone. Now I realize I should have been more specific.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has copied:

I just come here for the free life advice and inspirational quotes from people who’s lives are complete train wrecks.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has bookmarked:

How can I be expected to get out of bed when I don’t want to?

Someone from 🇪🇨 has downloaded:

It’s this time again when you have to choose between coffee and mulled wine in the morning.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has viewed:

One of the biggest struggles of being an adult is deciding what to make for supper. Every. Single. Night.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has shared:

A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has copied:

Why does the dentist have to take an x-ray of my teeth? They right there, bro!

Social Media Log 💫

Broadcasted on YouTube:

If my family starts talking politics at Thanksgiving, I’m changing the subject by announcing I’m pregnant.

Spotted on Twitch:

Show me in the employee handbook where it says I can’t make weird noises in my cubicle.

Trending via Telegram:

A treadmill minute is four times as long as a sleep minute.

Just shared via Discord:

The horror of being warned that the person you’re about to meet is “fine once you get to know them”.

Seen just now on YouTube:

The next time someone texts me “we need to talk,” I’ll reply, “Yes, we really need to talk,” so that I won’t be the only one stressing.

Trending via LinkedIn:

Kinda rude when I spend money, and it actually leaves my bank account. But okay.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

I don’t know if I’m still tired or already tired.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Interviewer: “What did you learn from your previous job?” Me: “That I need a new job.”

Just shared via WeChat:

You know you’re getting old when you clean the house to the music you used to go out to.

Just landed via Discord:

I don’t miss calls, I stare at them.

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