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Every time my kids start whining, I get the urge to call my mom and apologize.

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Who knew that the hardest part of being an adult is figuring out what to cook for dinner every single night for the rest of your life.

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First date idea: unlock and switch phones with the other person for exactly two minutes and if no one is horrified then the date continues.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has viewed:

I feel like an adult spelling bee would humble a lot of us.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has viewed:

“Doing the dishes” is completely pointless and only wastes water. You’re just going to put food on them again in a few hours.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has copied:

Lord, they down here giving us bills every month after you already paid the price.

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Bored as hell. Anyone want to emotionally manipulate each other?

Someone from 🇻🇪 has shared:

According to your ex, what’s exactly wrong with you?

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Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions, chocolate understands.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has viewed:

That one British friend that’s too bloke.

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The only exercise I done last month was running out of money.

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You should tell different people completely different things about yourself so that they then get into arguments when gossiping about you.

Spotted on Threads:

D was probably like “lmao ok” when they named the alphabet the ABCs

Making waves on WhatsApp:

At what point is a salad no longer a salad based on how much bacon I add?

Live now on X:

Why does the phone ring longer when you’re ignoring the call?

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Lucky for me, I don’t have enough friends for an intervention.

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Updating my resume. Anyone got a more professional word for “dumpster fire”?

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“My family doesn’t have a black sheep,” I say, while everyone avoids eye contact.

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We can do things one of two ways. My way or my other way.

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What beautiful weather outside. I’m gonna close the curtains.

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Someone from 🇬🇶 has shared:

I don’t consider myself anything but average. However, I have aged well.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has shared:

Need to shave my legs again. Blow-drying takes far too long.

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Clearing her mind with a brisk walk along the foggy shoreline.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has bookmarked:

No dating apps this year. Just going to walk around and smile at people and send an occasional unhinged DM.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has viewed:

Let’s see how long my Monday slump lasts this time. Last week it was until Friday.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has copied:

Texting my boss from the job I got laid off from 5 months ago and telling him I have diarrhea.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has copied:

How do I un-know people?

Someone from 🇱🇺 has shared:

Welcome to your 40s: it’s Saturday night so you know what that means, absolutely nothing, go to bed.

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The three people who like every single one of my posts are going in my will.

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The tragedy of my life is that I theoretically know when I shouldn’t say anything. And then I hear myself talking.

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My boyfriend talks to everyone while I stand by quietly, planning my escape.

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Seaweed is great for when you want to eat pure salt but wish it had the texture of slime.

Just shared via Reddit:

If reports from this daisy are accurate, she loves me not.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Sometimes I feel useless, but then I remember I breathe out carbon dioxide for plants.

Just landed via Messenger:

Girls Just Want To Have Naan

Live now on X:

Why is it called the Super Bowl if no one is bowling?

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I made a clone of myself to do the dishes, another to do the laundry, and another to do the cooking, but we’re all sitting on the couch watching TV.

Making waves on Telegram:

If a zombie and vampire bite each other, who turns who?

Trending via Telegram:

The mattress in the guest room was perfectly fine until I had to sleep on it once.

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Human interaction is a great way to learn all the new swear words your subconscious mind has come up with in the lab.

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