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Seeing my kids getting along, laughing, and peacefully playing together is the best minute of my day.

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You can really tell somebody’s mental state by they hair.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has shared:

You’re so cultured I’mma start calling you Yogurt.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has bookmarked:

I’m growing a mullet so no one will want to hangout with me.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has downloaded:

If you’re not getting spoiled, then spoil yourself.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has downloaded:

The only thing longer than the opening ceremony of the Olympics is the opening ceremony of my eyes in the morning.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has bookmarked:

In 2007, if you wore a long-sleeve T-shirt under a regular T-shirt, it meant that you liked music.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has shared:

Sometimes it’s the conversations you have with yourself that take the longest.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has shared:

I hate when an old man tries to friend me on Facebook and then I realize we went to high school together.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has shared:

It’s so much easier to suggest solutions when you don’t know too much about the problem.

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There’s no-one who can get more drunk on power than the admin of a village Facebook group.

Trending via Threads:

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest.

Going bananas on Facebook:

I think I’ma end the year with a plot twist, everyone hold on tight.

Breaking via Facebook:

When they have a dream sequence in a movie, how do they film the person’s dream?

Seen just now on Telegram:

I don’t always say something stupid. But when I do, I keep talking and make it worse.

Spotted on Discord:

My neighbor is having some kind of party and didn’t invite me. I guess I have to call the cops again.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

“The engine light is on!” Yeah, that means it’s working.

Going viral on X:

The cool thing about being a procrastinator is, really bad ideas also don’t ever make it off the ground.

Breaking via Threads:

You either get a kid who eats like a bottomless pit, or you get one that when asked what they want for lunch answers “No thanks, I had lunch yesterday.”

Going bananas on LinkedIn:

I’m not a 10. I’m more like two 5s held together by cheese and chocolate.

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20 shares on Instagram this month:

Don’t tell me that everything was better in the past. I was there.

61 shares on YouTube this month:

Having someone sing you to sleep is so comforting, until you realize you are the only one in the room.

83 shares on TikTok this month:

I don’t abuse substances. I cherish and nurture them.

82 shares on TikTok this month:

When someone has “Do Not Disturb” on, it’s like, oh, okay, I didn’t realize the great philosopher was in their hour of seclusion. Pardon me for even daring to enter their precious mind palace.

42 shares on Reddit this month:

I’ve realized about a third of my life is spent trying to ignore the fact that I have to pee.

36 shares on Instagram this month:

I could have been the favorite mistress of the Sun King at Versailles, but nooooooooo I had to be born into late stage capitalism.

62 shares on Snapchat this month:

Blackout curtains are dangerous, because it’s 1 p.m. outside and 1 a.m. in here.

76 shares on Instagram this month:

Parents may forget many things, but they never forget who brought the noisy toys into the house.

77 shares on Messenger this month:

No one shoots at your feet and tells you to dance anymore.

97 shares on TikTok this month:

Even at my most evil, I’m considerate.

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Someone from 🇦🇹 has bookmarked:

Donuts have holes in them, just like acoustic guitars, but that’s pretty much where the similarities end.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has copied:

Fundamentally, I understand chess, because I too would never let my king feel unsafe.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has bookmarked:

I’ve learned my lesson so many times that I could be a teacher.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has copied:

I tried explaining crypto to my nine-year-old, and she said, “It sounds like someone is trying to sell you their imaginary friend.”

Someone from 🇧🇯 has bookmarked:

Yesterday I wore something from 5 years ago and it actually fit. So proud of myself. It was a scarf, but still, let’s be positive here.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has downloaded:

You never realize how long a minute is until you’re exercising.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has bookmarked:

Tourists love to think that they are not like other tourists.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has copied:

Your 20s are for developing attachments to people who will haunt you for the rest of your life.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has bookmarked:

My best friend is married and buying a house. I ate popcorn for dinner.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has viewed:

A moment of silence for the paycheck that was in my account for five minutes.

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Broadcasted on Telegram:

Just realized John the Baptist and Winnie the Pooh have the same middle name.

Going viral on YouTube:

Don’t forget to brush your teeth, comb your hair, cleanse your face, and share my posts.

Trending via Snapchat:

I don’t understand the desire to rock climb. We have stairs for that now. Problem solved.

Going viral on Telegram:

If a government has online beef with a pop star, it has already lost.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

I’m done with self-care. Time to learn some spells.

Going viral on TikTok:

I’ve never met a cake I didn’t want to fork.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

One person’s logic is another one’s “what the heck?”

Freshly posted on Slack:

They should invent a Twitter where the timeline doesn’t refresh against your will.

Spotted on Snapchat:

One day you’re hip and cool, and then out of nowhere you say things like hip and cool.

Making waves on Twitch:

My son put his dish in the sink so I rushed him to urgent care.

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Good morning, especially if they tried to make you go to rehab and you said “no, no, no.”

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