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They should invent a day where you aren’t tired.

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Avoid calls from pesky bill collectors by not paying your phone bill.

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Feeling like Floyd in this May weather (illiterate and violent).

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The retirement age needs to be lowered to 40, I’ve had enough.

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Me pulling into a full parking lot: Don’t these people have homes?

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The word “misread” can be misread as “misread.”

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Be so funny that everyone forgets that you are ugly!

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I want a man who doesn’t annoy me while I’m constantly getting on his nerves. It can’t be that difficult.

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Not to brag or anything, but I can forget what I’m doing while I’m doing it.

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Nothing ruins my day quite like getting out of bed and dealing with people.

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Life is like a roll of toilet paper, the closer to the end you get, the faster it goes.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Sorry for zoning out, bro. It’s just, I’ve been having a bad day for several years.

Shared recently on Messenger:

Anyone know if we got the meek inheriting the Earth today?

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Sorry, I said yippee when you took off your pants. Do you still think I’m hot?

Seen just now on Instagram:

Even if you like anime, you gotta still wear deodorant, man.

Live now on YouTube:

Before the internet, going viral meant your drawing made it to the fridge, and your sibling was furious.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Processed food was literally designed for you to eat. Organic is just some crap they found on the ground somewhere.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

“Those tattoos will make it harder to get a job!” Okay, well so will my personality.

Going bananas on Discord:

They invented the word metallic, because irony was already taken.

Making waves on WeChat:

Nothing is hungrier than a Roomba that sees a charger cord.

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If it’s one thing we’ve learned hiking, it’s the early bird that gets the face full of spiderwebs.

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Half princess, half menace.

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Surely, this is the hangover that will teach me my lesson.

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I don’t mean to brag, but I put together a puzzle in 1 day and the box said 2-4 years.

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What many call beauty can just be wiped off 90% of the time.

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Nothing says “not interested” quite like a Restraining Order.

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Friendly reminder that double negatives are a big no-no.

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I speak my mind, cause it hurts when I bite my tongue.

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What I lack in moves on the dance floor, I more than make up for in dancing around a conversation.

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All my favorite activities involve a mattress.

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Trending via Telegram:

Trying to make sense of other people’s actions will drive you to insanity.

Trending via Telegram:

Sometimes I wish I could turn down the volume on certain people.

Shared recently on Facebook:

It is only when a mosquito lands on your testicles that you realize there is always a way to solve problems without using violence.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

You want me to turn around? The thing that led to a total eclipse of the heart.

Shared recently on Messenger:

Centaurs can’t wipe their asses.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

I’ve got nothing against kids, I just don’t understand why you’d want indoor kids.

Going bananas on Discord:

She’s the kind of beautiful that makes me do 40 push-ups in my room at 3am.

Just shared via TikTok:

When you look this sexy, they should let you leave work early.

Shared recently on Facebook:

But he was so nice on the prison phone calls.

Seen just now on Twitch:

I’m actually really fun once you get to know me (takes 3-4 years).

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