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Someone from 🇹🇹 has bookmarked:

My career plan? Win the lottery and disappear.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has copied:

If you’re offended by bacon, the United States of America isn’t for you.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has viewed:

I swear some songs have background noises of your mum shouting your name from downstairs.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has copied:

I broke up with the gym. We were just not working out.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has viewed:

My favorite 90s skill: Uninstalling my car stereo and hiding it in my glove box in under 15 seconds.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has viewed:

I know so many people with cats, and only a tiny number of them went to a shelter and picked out a cat. Everyone else I know with a cat has a story that’s like, ‘Yeah, he just moved in.’

Someone from 🇧🇬 has bookmarked:

What did people do before alarm clocks? Just go to bed like, “Hope I wake up in time for work tomorrow.”

Someone from 🇸🇧 has bookmarked:

Hit my coworker with “you’re a lucky man” after I saw a picture of his wife just to let him know that I want to sleep with her.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has viewed:

Girls be like “forget it, I’m fine” then set your house on fire.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has bookmarked:

Googled my symptoms and it turns out it’s just the politics.

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Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Messenger:

Help, I accidentally used dark humor with normal people, and now they’re concerned for my mental health.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

Doggystyle, so we can both look at the river.

Going viral on Slack:

Snow White and the seven dwarves of the menopause; Itchy, Bitchy, Sweaty, Sleepy, Bloated, Forgetful, and Psycho.

Trending via WeChat:

When I trip, I always look back to see who or what did it, because it couldn’t have possibly been my fault.

Shared recently on Discord:

Why can’t periods just last for an hour? Like, you made your point, I’m not pregnant, you can leave now.

Making waves on YouTube:

I might not be able to speak another language but I can speak English slower!

Just shared via Pinterest:

The way Adele works for 6 months and then disappears for 7 years is very much the work-life balance I’m all about.

Just shared via WeChat:

I don’t always say something stupid. But when I do, I keep talking and make it worse.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Sometimes I look deep into my colleagues’ eyes to check if you really can’t see the back of their skulls.

Spotted on Pinterest:

The cool side of the pillow just stole my boyfriend.

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88 shares on Discord this month:

Adulting has stunned me into silence. I have no thoughts, no remarks and no commentary at the moment.

40 shares on YouTube this month:

You didn’t let me know you got home safely so you better at least be injured or I’m gonna be pissed.

59 shares on WeChat this month:

Do you mind if I become the object of your desire? No worries if not.

77 shares on Telegram this month:

Biblical loophole: It’s not premarital sex if you never intend to get married.

23 shares on Threads this month:

I’ve got the nativity scene facing the TV, so baby Jesus can watch “Die Hard.”

59 shares on Telegram this month:

Hey bro, please stop using all the good skipping rocks at the river.

23 shares on LinkedIn this month:

“I’m so good at doing nothing. I wish I could get paid for it.”

75 shares on Slack this month:

Don’t tell me about your wild weekend. My TV remote died and I switched the batteries around, and now it’s working.

52 shares on Threads this month:

Hit my coworker with “you’re a lucky man” after I saw a picture of his wife just to let him know that I want to sleep with her.

62 shares on TikTok this month:

I was brought up in the wild by hyenas. Times were hard, food was scarce but we had some great laughs.

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Hot Jokes 💥

5 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m quitting my job to do topless tarot readings on the beach.

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My teen is asking for noise-cancelling headphones like I’m going to give him the gift of ignoring me better.

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I suffer from that syndrome where your neutral expression makes it look like you’re an angry serial killer.

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The real body count is how many people are in therapy because of you.

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Grab your own butt! Love yourself!

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I got 3 miles in before breakfast. That’s enough driving for the day.

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When this multivitamin kicks in I’m going to do so much success.

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I’d pretend to care about football for you.

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I want to sleep but my brain won’t stop talking to itself.

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I think I’m about six months away from the perfect ‘before’ picture.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇶🇦 has bookmarked:

Sorry for being late, I was enjoying my last few minutes of not being here.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has viewed:

The walk of shame, except it’s me at a bowling alley walking back to sit down after I knock down zero pins with bumpers.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has shared:

I don’t call them exes, I call them whys.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has downloaded:

The word abbreviation sure is long for what it means.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has shared:

So rude to come up with solutions to my excuses.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has copied:

A driver that delivers Indian food is called a curryer.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has copied:

For once, I would just like to underthink a situation. How do you guys do that?

Someone from 🇧🇫 has bookmarked:

I wish I had a friend like me.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has shared:

My friend thinks he’s smart. He said onions are the only food that makes him cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has viewed:

Good morning. May your day be as beautiful as I am.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Slack:

I pray this boy wins in life. I wanna see him on top of me.

Shared recently on TikTok:

Short men store so much anger in their little body.

Live now on WhatsApp:

I can still drop it like it’s hot. It’s just a lot harder to pick it back up.

Going bananas on Messenger:

My favourite thing about waking up at ridiculous o’clock is the solitude.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

The place where you pour in the gas is the car’s gasshole.

Breaking via Instagram:

I have no idea how people meet at the gym. I turn into a disgusting, angry swamp witch every time I exercise.

Seen just now on Twitch:

My favorite color is sunshine.

Making waves on Discord:

Gonna go walk the beach and stare annoyingly at couples. May even growl as I pass by.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Coffee ain’t gonna cut it today. I need the blood of my enemies.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

Hmm, that’s a bit too harsh. Let me put “lol” at the end of it.

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