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Someone from 🇹🇲 has copied:

Do people with lip filler know that they look like that?

Someone from 🇭🇹 has bookmarked:

If we start dating now, we could be feeding each other deviled eggs on Thanksgiving, and breaking up before we have to exchange gifts for Christmas.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has shared:

People my age are raising children, and I’m just here trying to bribe myself with treats into doing my own chores.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has downloaded:

Obsessed with how Siri just doesn’t work at all, ever.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has bookmarked:

Sperm me would be swimming in the other direction.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has shared:

Falling off academically is worse than a heartbreak.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has downloaded:

Realizing this yogurt I’m eating is more active and cultured than I am.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has shared:

Social anxiety so bad I wonder if I’m welcome at places I was invited to.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has copied:

Cicadas are all like, “Y’all mind if I scream?”

Someone from 🇨🇱 has shared:

Now that I’m in my mid-forties, I think I’ll take up parkour.

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Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on WeChat:

The Gen Z stare. The millennial pause. Instead, let’s talk about the boomer inappropriate personal question.

Trending via WhatsApp:

“Likes your story” is a declaration of love.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

When I turned into the harbor of marriage, I didn’t know that a warship was anchored there.

Making waves on Pinterest:

I am absolutely unstoppable, unless it’s a bit rainy.

Shared recently on Reddit:

When younger I would walk up to the counter and the bartender would know me by name. Now it’s my pharmacist.

Freshly posted on Slack:

Diabetes was the God of sugar.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

We always asked “where is Waldo” but never “who is Waldo hiding from”.

Going bananas on YouTube:

The first Humans saw the sun go up and then back down, and so they decided to call it a day.

Just shared via X:

If they stole your post, they probably need it more than you do.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Vote for me and I’ll remove all the calories from cheese.

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12 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Being an adult is mumbling ‘this is stupid’ as you reluctantly slide out of bed.

92 shares on Telegram this month:

I have no use for mean people. I’ll walk right past you like you’re furniture.

81 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Kiss me like you’re trying to damn my soul and save it in the same breath.

93 shares on Discord this month:

I’m a “I have an appointment later, so I can’t do anything else for the rest of the day” kind of person.

91 shares on Telegram this month:

God, please — if you don’t want someone to love me, at least make me a millionaire.

73 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Woke up, twerked in the mirror and laid back down.

17 shares on Slack this month:

I could tell by the way she was pouring gasoline on a pile of my clothes that the relationship had hit some turbulence.

14 shares on Instagram this month:

Life is so draining, you fix one problem, here come 12 more.

65 shares on Instagram this month:

Girls be like, “I know a spot,” then sacrifice you under the full moon.

27 shares on X this month:

At this point, if you buy Tesla, everyone is just going to assume you are a loser.

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23 folks are currently checking 👀

Accidentally clicked a post about UFOs, and now my Facebook algorithm thinks I’m a much different person.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

Women are actually very understanding if you’re honest with them, especially if they like you. You don’t even have to do all that lying.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

I deserve a percentage of your pay if you ever stole any swag from me.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m capable of doing a lot of things but listening to people chew their food is not one of them.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

If David Bowie taught us anything, it’s that being a little weird is better than being forgettable.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

There should be a socially acceptable way to say, “I’m not sure what to say to that. Can you please say something different?”.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

Unless you fell off the treadmill, no one wants to hear about your workout.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

Now that I got a library card, I’m moving differently.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

Ever since I was a little kid I always knew I wanted to struggle to survive.

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Mouse in a conference call: hold on, I’m gonna put you on squeakerphone.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇮🇪 has downloaded:

If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?

Someone from 🇨🇾 has bookmarked:

I don’t have a welcome mat at my front door because I’m not a liar.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has downloaded:

They are all liars, so just pick the tallest and enjoy.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has copied:

Your honor, if it pleases the court, here’s Wonderwall.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has bookmarked:

“I asked ChatGPT.” Okay, well, I asked Jesus Christ of Nazareth.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has viewed:

You know you’re over 50 when you have “upstairs Ibuprofen” and “downstairs Ibuprofen”.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has viewed:

I use karate strictly as a last resort, after I’ve exhausted fleeing and screaming.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has downloaded:

I was very disappointed when I found out drinking alcohol doesn’t actually kill brain cells, I was hoping to join a political party one day.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has bookmarked:

When my husband says, “Let me ask my wife,” he’s just using me as an excuse to get out of whatever you’re asking him to do.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has shared:

Getting ghosted by someone who bothered you in the first place is crazy.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Slack:

Getting a girlfriend is actually very easy, you just have to spin a basketball on your finger.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

I don’t have a welcome mat at my front door because I’m not a liar.

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

If reports from this daisy are accurate, she loves me not.

Spotted on Twitch:

Not sure why I drink anymore. I get the same effect from standing up too fast.

Just landed via WeChat:

You want me to do Pilates? The thing that killed Jesus?

Broadcasted on Slack:

Talents: eating!

Just landed via Messenger:

Was already at my breaking point, and then had to use the authenticator app.

Breaking via Slack:

Ever since I was a little kid, I knew that I wanted to be late for work.

Going viral on Threads:

I often got called “an old soul” and such like by adults when I was a child. I think this was a kind way of saying I was a sad little freak.

Making waves on X:

I hate it when my pillow is not pillowing like it should. You have one job. Be a pillow man. You are pillow. Act like one!

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