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Days without shaking my head disapprovingly at myself: 0.

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We live in a cosmic tornado, but sure, let’s all get jobs.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has copied:

Apparently the thirstiest creature in the whole world is always a kid who’s been told to go back to his bed like a hundred times.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has copied:

The closest I get to a spa day is when I’m draining pasta, and the steam smacks me in the face.

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Girl, are you an Uber driver? Because you are driving me to drink.

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Sometimes I need a break from myself but it’s like, ugh, everywhere I go there I am.

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You can pronounce it “Nude Jersey” and no one will know.

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The inventor of archery: Man, I really wanna stab that guy over there.

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It’s not fair when attractive people are also good at things.

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A gender-neutral equivalent of ‘sugar daddy’ is glucose guardian.

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Seen just now on Slack:

A fly swatter, but for close talkers.

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Like an advent calendar, you make me want to open up more every day.

Making waves on Telegram:

I need to stop drinking so much. Did I say drinking? I meant thinking. I definitely need to drink more.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Sorry, I liked your post one second after you posted it but in my defense, I’ve had my phone in my hand since 2012.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Had the bed all to myself last night, so you know what that means… I slept in a slightly different spot, and now my neck feels weird.

Just landed via Threads:

If you ever get a chance to date a cute person for one day, where will you take me?

Seen just now on Snapchat:

I keep my mind active by worrying.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Have you ever wanted to grab somebody by the shoulders, give them a good shake and whisper “Nobody cares!”

Going bananas on Messenger:

Savannah is one of the only girl’s names that’s also a significant “biome”.

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21 shares on Snapchat this month:

I had 99 problems but getting divorced solved 98 of them.

43 shares on YouTube this month:

I hate it when I take a picture of myself and see 20 years of bad eating habits and no exercise.

66 shares on Threads this month:

Wow, this was a really long day of playing on my phone.

69 shares on Snapchat this month:

My morning coffee makes me feel like I’ve got my shit together. I don’t, but it makes me feel like I do.

13 shares on Twitch this month:

The problem with hiding snacks from my kid is that when I forget, they end up being hidden from me too.

46 shares on Messenger this month:

Anyone who wants to learn how to be humble, feel free to talk to me. There’s nothing like learning from the best.

85 shares on Snapchat this month:

The sluttiest thing a man can do is have an ethical dilemma over his lust for you.

87 shares on Threads this month:

Sitting in a room with my husband and kids… Suddenly I realize everyone here has been in my vagina. Wow.

88 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Old and bitter feels much better than I thought it would.

94 shares on WeChat this month:

Being a woman is hard. You always want to buy something, slap someone, lose weight and eat something sweet.

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With me, it isn’t Netflix & chill. It’s Prime & panic.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has downloaded:

After hearing that I have too many books and too many bookshelves, I’ve decided to cut back on the amount of people I listen to.

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When someone yells stop I don’t know whether it’s in the name of love, it’s Hammer time, or I should smell the flowers.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has shared:

A girl hating you is a million times better than her calling you a ‘nice guy’.

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The concept of warding off vampires with crosses is so interesting to me. I wonder if it applies to any other religion or if they’re allergic to just Catholicism.

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Welcome to your 40s, the best part of your day is now the heated seats in your car after a long day.

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The older I get, the easier it is for me to look at a situation and say: “Yeahhh, I’m out.”

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Asking “how’s the job hunt going?” is a lot like asking “did you come?” I promise you, you’d hear if there was any success.

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When I’m dying, please rush me to the nearest haunted house. I don’t want to haunt a shitty apartment by myself.

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Married life: Telling your partner the same sentence 7 days in a row, only for him to say, “You definitely never told me that!”

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The devil is keeping him alive to avoid spending eternity with him in hell.

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Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

Going viral on Twitch:

“Who does she think she is?” Well, it appears she is someone living her life unconcerned with who you think she is.

Shared recently on Discord:

The question I ask myself most often is, “What would a jury think about this?”

Broadcasted on Reddit:

I had a heated but interesting discussion today and they even agreed with me at the end. That’s exactly why I love talking to myself.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Canadian Thanksgiving isn’t the same day as Thanksgiving in the US because Canadians already put gravy on everything every day.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

I’d be a horrible stalker… I’m always late.

Going bananas on Discord:

Does anyone else run a used match under water before disposing of it because you’re afraid it still has some fire left in it, or are you normal?

Just landed via Instagram:

Shazam, but for whatever the hell goes on in the apartment upstairs.

Just shared via Threads:

Good morning to everyone — except me, because I clearly didn’t get enough sleep.

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