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I’m terrified of escalators, so I’m taking steps to avoid them.

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I wonder if that football guy will be at the Taylor Swift game again today.

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No, it’s fine. I watched some cartoons and now I feel a little more at ease with your stupidness.

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Super excited about a brand new day of ignoring my problems.

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I really love how squirrels get extra chubby heading into winter mostly because it’s super relatable.

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I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.

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I eat cake because it’s somebody’s birthday somewhere.

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Cannabis has many benefits. For example, it makes you retarded. But in addition, it also makes you lazy. No worries though, it also makes you fat and insane.

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The Midwest urge to have a drink on a patio as soon as it’s nice out.

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Before you have kids, ask yourself: how patient am I with really stupid people?

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If I ever get the death penalty, I hope “by chocolate” is an option.

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Be the reason why your local woods are haunted.

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I am on my second week of biweekly pay so today I will be showing you how to make a quesadilla out of paper towels.

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The idea that the zombies in the 28 Days series exist entirely in Britain is genuinely hilarious. The rest of the world saw that and was like, “Yeah, they can handle it on their own.”

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I have found that there is usually a lot of day left at the end of my patience.

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My swear jar is filing for an IPO soon.

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99% of celebrating your birthday as an adult just consists of texting back “thanks so much”.

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Got fired from my job at the zoo because I kept trying to wax the turtles.

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Shopping at the dollar store makes me feel rich and poor all at the same time.

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Moment of silence for those who received mugs that aren’t microwave- and dishwasher-safe.

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That was the last cup of coffee in my life. From tomorrow I’ll be drinking straight from the pot.

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Don’t come to my house unannounced; I will stare at you from my window.

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They should invent friends whose schedules line up with yours.

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Life can only give you lemons if you answer the door.

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I didn’t buy that thing I wanted but didn’t need, so I celebrated by buying a different thing I wanted but didn’t need.

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As a child, all I wanted was as to be a time traveller, like my grandson and his grandson before him.

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If we hadn’t made them extinct, instead of Kung Fu Panda we could have had Tae Kwon Dodo.

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I hate math, but I love counting money.

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Imagine hating on me and I’m just sitting there in the corner, in the spotlight, losing my religion.

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The older I get, the more I walk like Charlie Chaplin.

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I’m stuck between “I need to save money” and “You only live once.”

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Today, I’m wearing pink to raise awareness for people like me who forget to separate their red laundry from their whites.

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Anyone who thinks office jobs are harmless has never cut their finger on paper.

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Can’t. Just put my hair in a bun and that’s just about enough exercise for today.

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Do not EVER text while driving. Please use the giant iPad attached to your dashboard.

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I’m not a dietitian, but if you eat pizza right at midnight your body doesn’t know if the calories go towards yesterday or today so they don’t count.

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What if you went to ET’s planet and all of the other ET’s were wearing clothes?

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I am convinced that at least half of you are bots.

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You don’t scare me. I used to have to call and ask a girl’s parents if she was there.

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I hope all of you get laid and not laid off this year. Amen.

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