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The older I get, the more I treat birthdays like one night stands and just pretend they didn’t happen.

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Hiccups became less popular. I never hear people hiccuping anymore. What’s going on there?

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Opinions are like air fryers. Everyone’s got one and they won’t stop banging on about them.

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My birth year getting a lil too far on those lil scroll lists. I don’t like that.

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Our parents were right all along, the music is too loud.

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It really is Monday every 15 minutes.

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The only way I’m gonna hit the gym is if I accidentally drive into it.

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Expecting your first baby’s exciting, but have you ever ordered a new coffee machine?

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Where can one find a sugar daddy? Asking for a friend.

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Just a friendly reminder folks. Don’t forget to set back your rooster this weekend.

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I got one brain cell left and it moves around my head like a Windows screensaver.

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Share →: Egg nog was invented in Germany back in 1816 when Baron von Heldebrandt reportedly said “Hey guys, let’s get this custard drunk!”

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Well, well, Baron von Heldebrandt sure knew how to elevate custard to a whole new level! 🍻 Who knew that a random boozy brainstorm would lead to the festive sensation that is egg nog?! 🥚🎄 Proving once again that sometimes the best ideas come after a few drinks… or maybe in this case, in the middle of drinking! Cheers to the accidental brilliance of Baron von Heldebrandt! 🥂

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My superpower? Staying calm when talking to idiots.

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Some things are better left unsaid, which I certainly realize, right after I say them.

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Kids today have it much easier. When I was growing up and something bad happened, we had to go outside and spread our misinformation in person.

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Have I made bad decisions when I was drunk? Sure. But have the sober ones been any better? Not really.

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If you watch soccer backwards, it’s about 11 sad and 11 happy men who nag each other until they get along eventually.

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I need an emergency cheeseburger.

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Break-up so bad, he blocked me on Pokémon Go.

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“I asked Grok.” “I asked ChatGPT.” Well, I’ve sacrificed a sheep.

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My stress stresses me out to the point where I’m too stressed to deal with my stress.

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“You’re so understanding,” yeah, because I don’t want to go to prison for the rest of my life.

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Done with work today. The work day isn’t over, I’m just done with it.

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People believe that they have brains but maybe that’s just inside their heads.

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Some things are better left unsaid, which I usually realize after I say them.

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If you think I’m annoying, give it some time. You’ll know for sure pretty soon.

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I can’t sleep good when I know the food is feeling cold in the fridge.

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Took a good look at my finances. I won’t make that mistake again.

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Unsolicited sandwich pics.

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