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Someone from 🇨🇿 has shared:

Text her when the moon looks pretty.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has bookmarked:

Why is incognito mode always associated with freaky shit? I use it to search up very obvious questions, so there’s no record of me looking dumb.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has bookmarked:

How inappropriate is it to ask a stranger to scratch your back? Need to know ten minutes ago.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has downloaded:

I wonder how biology explains that pain in your chest you get when you found out your partner cheated on you.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has viewed:

It’s hard to sleep knowing that Coke is in the fridge.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has copied:

No one suddenly needs anything more than a kid whose mom has just sat down and gotten comfortable.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has bookmarked:

All pants are tear away pants if you’re strong enough.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has downloaded:

Sometimes you show up to work, and they just torture you for hours.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has bookmarked:

My wife is pretty excited about going away this weekend so I’m not sure she knows I’m coming with her.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has bookmarked:

One thing no one mentions about being an adult is how much time you debate with yourself over keeping a cardboard box because it’s a really good box.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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239 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,508

Funny Quotes Topics

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Updated

Jan 7, 2026

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Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via WeChat:

Laxatives help you live up to your full pooptential.

Live now on Messenger:

As a woman, you need to forgive yourself for men you entertained when you had low self-esteem.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

You aren’t from the Midwest unless you can spin out in the snow, regain control and keep driving like nothing happened.

Spotted on Facebook:

I call my period Shark week. I want to eat everything, I’m snapping at people, I feel huge, people are scared of me, and there is blood everywhere.

Going bananas on Twitch:

Fall fashion: where we all transform into stylish, toasty marshmallows!

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Italy stands for I Truly Always Love You.

Making waves on Slack:

I don’t understand how spending more money than I earn is irresponsible. I’m giving more than I take. I’m generous.

Trending via TikTok:

Why do chefs always have to cut everything so fast? It’s just an onion man, why don’t you relax?

Shared recently on Reddit:

Can’t. Typing a password into a TV.

Spotted on Telegram:

My save-for-later cart on Amazon is up to about $1.5 million dollars.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

74 shares on TikTok this month:

Commenting “what about us?” on all Valentine pics this year.

58 shares on Slack this month:

At the club asking for Ibuprofen.

12 shares on WhatsApp this month:

When my nudes go to the cloud, I always hope God is impressed.

69 shares on Facebook this month:

I tried explaining crypto to my nine-year-old, and she said, “It sounds like someone is trying to sell you their imaginary friend.”

51 shares on LinkedIn this month:

“Who does she think she is?” Well, it appears she is someone living her life unconcerned with who you think she is.

28 shares on Snapchat this month:

Every frozen pizza is a canvas that needs an artist’s touch.

57 shares on Threads this month:

I wish there were an option to turn off the Wi-Fi connection for WhatsApp only.

67 shares on Instagram this month:

Thinking of telling my extra weight that I love it so that it can leave me too.

85 shares on Snapchat this month:

I miss having that butterfly feeling. People give me roach vibes at this point.

20 shares on Facebook this month:

Late replies don’t bother me. As long as we’re not in love, or you don’t owe me money, take your time.

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Hot Jokes 💥

10 folks are currently checking 👀

That gap between Christmas and New Year’s when you can’t tell what day of the week it is.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

Wisdom of the day: Don’t do anything you don’t want to explain to the paramedic.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

At the grocery store, progressively booing louder as the clerk scans each item.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

Maybe your dog is barking at my luggage because he doesn’t enjoy his job, officer.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

Sarah Connor would be awfully disappointed in us all, letting this Grok into our lives.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

Flip me over like a cassette tape, and play me again.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

Just got emotional imagining a worm emerging from its cocoon as a dragonfly and then got even more emotional remembering that’s not what they do.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m at the age where a house arrest no longer sounds like the worst thing.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m ready for the exciting last 30 seconds of the basketball game, which stretch into 25 minutes of fouls, time-outs, and commercials.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

I say things I don’t mean on spicy chicken.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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239 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,508

Funny Quotes Topics

17,577

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15,508

Updated

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Users Online

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇱🇺 has bookmarked:

I was once told that if you can’t say anything nice, don’t say anything at all. Due to this, I’ve been observing a vow of silence since 1997.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has downloaded:

Why do fruit flies be everywhere but at the supermarket? Ain’t that like their Golden Corral?

Someone from 🇺🇾 has viewed:

Please have a seat and witness my self-destruction firsthand.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has downloaded:

The ‘E’ in my name stands for ‘Everything you need.’

Someone from 🇱🇺 has downloaded:

The only reason to engage with a neighbor is if either of you is on fire.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has viewed:

This too shall pass, but what the hell?

Someone from 🇳🇷 has shared:

My favorite emails are the ones that say your order has shipped.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has downloaded:

Nothing good happens on the credit card after midnight.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has copied:

I’m glad nobody can see the face I make when I’ve just started the washing machine and then spot a sock on the floor.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has bookmarked:

I’m looking for a moisturizer to hide the fact that I’ve been tired since 2010.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Sometimes I think about starting a podcast and then I remember all I do during conversations is nod.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Absolutely love wanting to do a lot of things and ending up not doing even one! Yay.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

I was born to be wild, but only until around 9pm or so.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

There’s no post-breakup healing process for girls. You just wake up one day and be like, “Ew,” and you’re free.

Trending via Reddit:

More foods should have boats, why should gravy have all the fun?

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Whoever said “out of sight out of mind” never lost a spider in the bedroom.

Going bananas on X:

That depressing moment when you pull up to work and the building is not engulfed in flames.

Breaking via Discord:

Every time I have to repeat myself, a new curse word gets added into the sentence.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

My friend thinks he’s smart. He said onions are the only food that makes him cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

Going viral on Twitch:

I hate checking my bank account after having a good time.

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