Funny beliefs quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Strangers vomiting their beliefs all over you every day is not good for the soul.

  Commentary:
  "Having strangers vomit their beliefs is like an unwelcome buffet for your soul 🤮. Keep that soul cleanse and stick to your own recipe, thank you very much! 💁‍♂️😆"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: We were never supposed to have this much access to stupid people’s thoughts, beliefs, and opinions.

  Commentary:
  "Thanks to social media, we now have a front row seat to the greatest show on earth – The Theater of Absurdity starring the cast of Humanity 🤪🎭💭"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Some people avoid bacon for the sake of religion. I avoid religion for the sake of bacon.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs enlightenment when you've got bacon sizzling in the pan? 🥓🙏 Bacon worship at its finest! 😄 #BaconOverBeliefs"

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