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If people love cheese so much, why are they mad when someone smells like cheese.

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I never had kids because little kids see too many ghosts and that’s something I’d rather not know about.

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Stop worrying if people like you. They don’t.

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I hate when an old man tries to friend me on Facebook and then I realize we went to high school together.

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This meeting could have been an oil painting.

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Do you think the washing machine and the dryer are actual friends or just work friends?

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1pm, the perfect time to start doing the work I woke up early to get a jump on.

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I respect perfume commercials being like we can’t show you a smell mind if we just go insane for 30 seconds.

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When the doorbell rings, I always go to the door with my jacket on. Depending on who it is, I either just want to leave or have just come home.

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I am in favor of equal pay for men on OnlyFans.

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Just once I’d like to hear a doctor say, “Your guess is as good as mine.”

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Our neighbor complained that our cat is always running through his garden. My father said: “Okay, I’ll tell her.”

Spotted on Instagram:

Bluesky honestly feels like a miracle where you take the most annoying people in the world and stick them in a broken elevator together.

Trending via LinkedIn:

My husband needs a hearing aid, but refuses to get one because it’s the key to our happy marriage.

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I love when my husband says, “correct me if I’m wrong,” like I would pass up that opportunity.

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The word aerobics comes from two Greek words: aero, meaning “ability to,” and bics, meaning “withstand tremedous boredom.”

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Nicknamed my iPhone Lois Lane because it doesn’t recognize me without my glasses on either.

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I thought my friends in their 60s were making love in the other room but they were just putting on their socks.

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See you when you get home from school, I whisper to my kid’s apple.

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Please be delicate with me, I’m built like a Nature Valley bar.

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Share →: The sexual orientation where you’re attracted to both and men and women but they’re not attracted to you is called Bi-yourself.

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"Sounds like a classic case of 'Bi-yourself' – the ultimate dilemma of being attracted to both men and women, but ending up with no one interested in return! 😅💔 Remember, it's better to be 'Bi-yourself' than to compromise who you are for anyone else! 🌈 #LoveYourself"

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Someone from 🇧🇳 has bookmarked:

Every time I have to repeat myself, a new curse word gets added into the sentence.

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Journaling was the most useless thing l ever attempted. Not only am I still suffering but now there’s evidence.

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Getting older is sexy. You moan more.

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I need a six-month vacation twice a year.

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Terrifying if true: Her eyes lighting up a room.

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The only thing we need to bring back is duels.

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Sleep hits different when you’re not supposed to be sleeping.

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Somewhere there’s a girl ignoring 15 guys for a guy who gives her no attention.

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As parents we have to make sacrifices all the time. Today, I had to eat my kid’s ice cream because she couldn’t finish it.

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If I was a weather man, I’d leak the weather early to pretty women.

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When my wife packs for a trip she basically moves out.

Trending via WeChat:

Laziness is the art to rest before one gets tired.

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Kettlebells? I thought you said kettle chips.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Cheers to all who skipped that one dish at Thanksgiving because you just didn’t trust the person who brought it.

Trending via Twitch:

Life is so dull when you don’t have someone to flirt with.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Whoever was the first to shorten “Richard” down to “Dick” must have really hated that guy.

Breaking via Messenger:

I think the bowl of ice cream I ate earlier gave me a stomach ache, so I ate a another bowl to make sure.

Seen just now on Twitch:

Maybe this is the Windows software update that changes everything for me.

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I hope you all get laid soon, for your own mental health.

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Being a woman is trying to guess what the hell is going on with your body three times a week.

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