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If someone texts “Do you have a minute,” it’s a trick. Don’t fall for it.

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Source? It was revealed to me on my walk.

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So, you’re telling me I’m just supposed to get up every day and keep living like this? Seems like a scam to me.

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The one nice thing about your friends’ divorces is no one invites you to them.

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I’m a fully functional adult with the energy levels of a hibernating bear.

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The answer is a cabin in the woods, by the way.

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My childhood led me to believe that as an adult I’d have to contend with truth serum, lava, quicksand, trap doors, and secret passageways. So far it’s mostly been weight gain and existential dread.

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Nothing like waking up on a Friday and finding out it’s Tuesday.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has viewed:

Big decision to make? Sleep on it. Have a nightmare. Then you’ll be operating on pure adrenaline and will choose more quickly.

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I voted for the candidate on the last yard sign I saw before pulling in. Slow children at play will lead us into the future.

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Job posting: $15/hr for master’s degree. Burrito menu: $23 for bean and cheese burrito.

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Sweet, but twisted. Does that make me a candy cane?

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Don’t rub your happiness in people’s faces this Valentine’s Day. Let the couples enjoy themselves for once.

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If you keep the house dark, not only do you save on electricity, but it also looks cleaner.

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My goal weight is getting a magician to saw me in half.

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Working with children gives you so much in return. Lice, for example.

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I want time to watch more films, but I also want time to read more books, but I also want time to look at more nothing.

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Have you ever apologized to your car after you hit a pothole?

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All human behavior is performative, besides the crying of an infant.

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No one suddenly needs anything more than a kid whose mom has just sat down and gotten comfortable.

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Everyone’s gangster until they need to pee.

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I’m sick of diarrhea. I want to livarrhea.

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I end all my sentences with “Just saying..” because ending them with “You bonehead..” would probably be considered offensive.

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I was going to learn to play the violin, but it was too much of a commitment. I wanted something with no strings attached.

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Love how you can hear the crowd constantly forgetting the queen died and singing “God save the Quing”

84 shares on Telegram this month:

Mornings would be fine if they started later.

95 shares on Messenger this month:

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

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Men call us “gold diggers” when we expect them to pay for a meal. Honey, a gold digger goes after yachts, not a piece of chicken.

70 shares on Twitch this month:

I think adults need summer vacation. Like, let’s just close down all our jobs for three months and play outside. Please. I’m so tired.

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When you have the money, you can go a whole day without eating. But when you’re broke, the dizziness starts at 6 a.m.

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I am cool with January lasting forever because rent is due February 1.

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Being quiet in a room full of loud people is my favorite sport.

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Car naps hit different, especially when you are the one driving.

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My IQ used to be higher than my weight, but now I’m fat and dumb.

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Thanks for your email! Unfortunately, I have filled my pockets with stones and am making my way to the sea.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has shared:

Oh really? We’ll see what the same six people who always agree with me think about that.

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You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not a jar of Nutella.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has viewed:

That friend who asks too many personal questions? He’s not concerned. He’s collecting.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has copied:

A guy waited exactly 3 days to text me. Someone’s been studying the ancient scrolls of 1980s dating advice.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has bookmarked:

When you say “You’re going to hate me for this,” you’re making a very large assumption that I don’t hate you already.

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The reason most of us stay up late is because we don’t want our free time to end, and tomorrow to start.

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I’m perfectly approachable as long as you’re carrying a plate of nachos.

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I’m not ready to adopt a highway, I can barely raise my own driveway.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

I don’t dress for women. I don’t dress for men. I dress for the weather, mainly.

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There is a grave concern that this post will produce zero likes.

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I don’t mean to brag, but I can forget what I’m saying while I’m saying it.

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I like to swear a lot so that people will keep their kids away from me.

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(flirting) You’ll be the death of me.

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My kid asked where babies come from and I said everywhere, man, they’re worldwide.

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