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I need a massage for my brain.

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I don’t understand why “family-run” should be a sign of quality. North Korea, for example, is also family-run and doesn’t convince me at all.

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I spend all day on Facebook so that Mark Zuckerberg can eat.

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Ruined a Ferrari guy’s day today by telling him that I loved his Corvette.

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If at first you don’t succeed, that’s so embarrassing. Why are you so bad at this?

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Pugs look like regular dogs that ran into a door at full speed.

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Appliances always know when you’re getting a tax refund.

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The older I get, the more I appreciate people who pretend not to notice me when they see me out in public.

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The shower is the only one who gets turned on when I’m naked.

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Humans should grow a new set of teeth in our 30s to make-up for all the poor decisions in our 20s.

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Due to inflation, a picture is now worth 2300 words.

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Some people are like clouds. When they go away it’s much better.

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Wolves are just dogs that nobody has called a “good boy” yet.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Eating dark chocolate is practically eating vegetables.

Just shared via Snapchat:

This gingerbread house isn’t even close to fire safety codes.

Making waves on Telegram:

As long as you don’t ever give them your real name, they can’t accuse you of not keeping the mystery alive in your relationship.

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I’m done with dating sites and am now only focusing on food delivery people. They have a job, a car, and most importantly food.

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Me: Do you have the movie I want to watch? Netflix: No, but we have hundreds of movies that you don’t want to watch!

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All I’m saying is that porn gives us an unrealistic expectation of how quickly the electrician shows up.

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First you’re cringe, then you’re the blueprint.

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Boss: Why do I have to always come and find you? Me: Because a good employee is hard to find.

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“Do you like the Microsoft Teams app?” Does Sisyphus like his boulder?

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Babies first steal your glasses and then bite your nose. I don’t know where they get their reputation.

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A bird just flew into our glass door. Іt’s not dead. Just really embarrassed.

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Some days you’re the bat, some days you’re the ball.

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Every girl keeps an extra boyfriend and calls him ‘best friend’.

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Book reviews be like: “5 stars. I’m sobbing. I’m unwell. I haven’t eaten in 16 hours. Highly recommend.”

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Please pray for my husband, he’s struggling to find me.

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Y’all are single because y’all are looking for 90’s love in this sick generation.

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You know you’re mature when you go to the dentist and you are no longer afraid of pain, but of how much it costs.

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You miss 100% of the gossip from the phone calls you don’t answer.

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Not all works of art are in a museum. I, for example, am lying on the couch at home.

Freshly posted on X:

If I buy the circus, the monkey will be the manager.

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How you conduct yourself when using plastic wrap is the real you.

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Mario Kart turned out to be the best training for winter driving.

Just shared via X:

I used to schedule naps, but now they’re little surprise parties my body throws at all hours of the day.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

To anybody I hurt this year, I just wanna say you deserve it. Stop playing with me.

Just landed via Pinterest:

Laundry has to be the most sinister chore. Always waiting, always lurking.

Making waves on Facebook:

Bag of flesh that acts weird when another bag of flesh doesn’t send symbols on glowing screen.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Divorce is so weird. Why do I have an ex-aunt?

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