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Someone from 🇧🇭 has shared:

Sure, I could keep my thoughts to myself but I can’t see “Likes” in my journal.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has copied:

Adding “but that’s just me” after giving the absolute worst advice to a coworker.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has downloaded:

I think that police officers on foot should wear blue flashing sneakers.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has viewed:

Some things are better left unsaid, which I usually realize after I say them.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has shared:

I love people who are fluent in Spongebob references.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has downloaded:

I’m on a spinning rock in outer space, and I have to answer work emails.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has bookmarked:

Coconut water taste like it’s been in someone else’s mouth.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has shared:

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has downloaded:

Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here hating myself more.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has bookmarked:

“Can you explain the gap in your resume?” I went missing in a national park.

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Going viral on Snapchat:

I said it was my favorite show, I didn’t say it was good.

Reported on X:

Polar lights: when the sky forgets it’s supposed to be boring.

Spotted on X:

If you hide the Easter eggs while you’re drunk, nobody knows where they are.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

One day you’re young and fun, and the next you’re saying, “I wonder how old this tree is.”

Making waves on Discord:

If you’re feeling a little uneasy about the state of global geopolitics, remember to spend as much time on your phone as possible. The more information you ingest as you scroll, the calmer you will become.

Going viral on X:

Twitter is a prime example why most of us shouldn’t be left unsupervised.

Shared recently on YouTube:

My dog pisses on every election sign regardless of political party so I have no idea who he is voting for.

Spotted on YouTube:

The prime minister is a minister that is not divisible by any other minister.

Spotted on YouTube:

Your email finds me deeply unwell. Teetering on the edge really.

Spotted on X:

They need to increase life expectancy so I can squeeze in another mid-life crisis.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇱🇨 has downloaded:

I hope this email keeps you awake at night.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has viewed:

Lou Read is the name of my favorite musician and also the book I keep in the toilet.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has downloaded:

Pomegranates are worth the mess.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has viewed:

The best way to teach your kids about taxes is by eating 30 percent of their ice-cream.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has copied:

All I’m saying is that porn gives us an unrealistic expectation of how quickly the electrician shows up.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has viewed:

Holding back your sarcastic replies takes a lot of inner strength.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has viewed:

People will love you. People will hate you. And none of it will have anything to do with you.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has copied:

I always say “it’s so expensive” and then buy it nonetheless.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has copied:

I suck at flirting. I be like “is that so?”

Someone from 🇰🇳 has copied:

I don’t have a favorite vampire. If you ask me, they all suck.

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via WeChat:

Imagine how bored the person who invented mayonnaise must have been.

Going viral on Reddit:

Sometimes my body needs to be punished by Taco Bell.

Spotted on TikTok:

My favorite condiment is Worcestershire sauce. Why? It’s hard to say.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Could you even imagine the crime rate if no one drank coffee or ate bacon.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Of course, a wife can complain to her mother-in-law. She has every right to complain to the manufacturer.

Trending via X:

Festival is when you pay a fortune to live like a homeless person.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

I got so lost there for a minute (several years).

Going viral on Facebook:

I want to be so rich that when I see a spider in my house I won’t kill it, I’d buy another house.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Cleaned the bathroom window. Wasn’t frosted glass at all.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

Making a grown man kiss his camera on Facetime.

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