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Someone from 🇱🇰 has bookmarked:

If I let you into my life, I am either emotionally invested or you are a grilled cheese sandwich.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has bookmarked:

Eating Halloween candy and putting up my Christmas tree because nothing matters anymore.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has viewed:

About to form my very first opinion.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has bookmarked:

All I’m saying is that I’m closer to being a millionaire than Jeff Bezos is.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has copied:

I could put my keys in the same spot every day, but why deprive myself of a treasure hunt that makes me late.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has shared:

Let’s draft everyone who has their phone on military time first, since you’re all so eager.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has copied:

Eating the rest of the donuts will keep me from eating donuts tomorrow. My logic is flawless.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has bookmarked:

I know you miss me. The tarot lady on TikTok just told me.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has viewed:

WhatsApp calls should indicate whose internet is poor to avoid unnecessary arguments.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has viewed:

I think my boss is delusional; he keeps shaking his head and calls me Jesus Christ.

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Trending via WeChat:

I’m not shy, I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Masturbation is easy, but choosing a video is hard.

Spotted on Instagram:

I think the most financially irresponsible thing I’ve done is get my kids to like sushi.

Just shared via Threads:

Social anxiety so bad I wonder if I’m welcome at places I was invited to.

Going viral on Instagram:

Back to work at last! I couldn’t sleep for sheer anticipation.

Trending via YouTube:

My favorite part about standing in line is watching the other lines move more quickly.

Going viral on Messenger:

The only talent I have is spending more than I bring in.

Trending via Snapchat:

I love having plans to cancel.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Dads will insist the Masters is exciting while also napping through it.

Going viral on Instagram:

Whoever removed the 30th and 31st from February, come get the 14th too.

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95 shares on Reddit this month:

If my cats are going to insist upon me getting up early, they’re going to have to learn how to make coffee.

50 shares on YouTube this month:

The only thing limiting what you can put in a sandwich is your imagination and the laws of physics.

77 shares on YouTube this month:

To cut the long story short, I have spent all my money.

37 shares on Messenger this month:

I’m not superstitious because it brings bad luck.

50 shares on Reddit this month:

University is more like teaching yourself for a class you paid for.

71 shares on Instagram this month:

I just want someone who will treat me like a lady and hold the refrigerator door open for me.

22 shares on Instagram this month:

I can’t keep up anymore. Happy birthday to everyone for the rest of your life.

87 shares on Twitch this month:

I just think we should kiss. And kiss and kiss and kiss and kiss and kiss. But that’s just me.

88 shares on Telegram this month:

I’m so old that when I take a walk down memory lane, I get lost.

74 shares on Slack this month:

Instead of working on making myself a better person, I am going to purchase a cool new jacket.

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Someone from 🇸🇻 has copied:

Whoever coined, “No good deed goes unpunished”, must have fed some seagulls.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has downloaded:

70% of the planet is covered in water, yet here I am drowning in bullshit.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has copied:

Remember when you could lay in one position for hours, now you have to rotate like a rotisserie chicken every 15 minutes or a hip hurts.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has viewed:

Ancestors survived five mass extinctions on earth for me to be killed by a house cat I was trying to put a Christmas sweater on.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has bookmarked:

Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions, chocolate understands.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has downloaded:

Being gracefully unhinged is the only way to get through the everyday bullshit.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has copied:

Imagine hating me, and I’m over here with one hand in my pocket, and the other one giving a high five.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has downloaded:

Do people who do triathlons know that they don’t have to?

Someone from 🇯🇲 has bookmarked:

If I’m ever on life support, unplug me, then plug me back in. See if that works.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has downloaded:

Adding “scroll for two hours” to my To-Do list, so I won’t do it.

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Shared recently on YouTube:

The three people who like every single one of my posts are going in my will.

Breaking via X:

It’s comical when I lean back in my chair only to realize it’s a stool.

Going viral on Reddit:

Doctor: Your body has run out of magnesium. Me: OMg.

Trending via Telegram:

People remind me everyday why I prefer being on my own.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

I’m so old I remember when a hashtag was called a pound sign, and we played tic-tac-toe on top of it.

Going viral on Reddit:

How I clean my room: 1. Start in one corner. 2. Find something from six years ago and stare at it nostalgically for five hours. 3. Go to bed.

Seen just now on Messenger:

My doctor told me to eat more Taco Bell. Well, he actually said “less McDonald’s”, but I’m pretty sure I know what he meant.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Leaving your house and returning back safely is such an underrated blessing.

Breaking via TikTok:

One thing that could really “level-up” the experience of being a pedestrian would be if cars had some kind of feature that could indicate whether or not they were going to turn in a particular direction.

Going viral on WeChat:

Job applications be like “how did you hear about us?”. Bro why, was it a secret?

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People who sound like fonts: Ariana Grande. Roman Roy. Jim Courier. Lydia West. Bon Iver. Suella Braverman. Jesse Ventura.

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