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Someone from 🇧🇿 has downloaded:

I named my dog “5 Miles,” so I can tell people I walk 5 miles every day.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has bookmarked:

Dating app that matches you based on your risk tolerance for airport arrival timing.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has viewed:

You know those lines you see painted on parking lots? I know this will come as a shock to some of you, but you’re supposed to park between them.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has downloaded:

You can tell it’s laundry day because I’m wearing flippers and a Viking helmet.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has downloaded:

Girl talk is my favorite. You go from discussing goals to talking about shoes, to hating men, to planning a trip in six minutes.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has bookmarked:

Vote for me and I will halve the calories in chocolate.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has shared:

I like to people-watch, but I’m an advanced people-watcher. When I spot another people-watcher, I like to watch them watching other people.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has shared:

I admire how time manages to quickly heal wounds but takes forever to remove awkward tan lines.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has bookmarked:

No, I didn’t eat enough protein today, but I did think of you with enough intensity to generate new muscle tissue in my heart.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has copied:

Even at my most evil, I’m considerate.

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Shared recently on YouTube:

They just don’t put milkshakes in the yard like they used to.

Just landed via Threads:

Sometimes I think about Adam and Eve and how they couldn’t even get a babysitter.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Please stop assuming that too many em dashes mean AI written. Some of us are producing grammatically incoherent work the honest way!

Seen just now on Discord:

It’s only a family vacation if you think “We’re never doing this again” at least once.

Trending via Pinterest:

You know those couples who share their food? I mean, what kind of people are they? Aren’t they hungry?

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Dates are weird, like, okay I guess I’ll dress up for my romantic interview.

Just shared via X:

Receipts are like: Take this tiny piece of paper home with you and throw it away.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Girls who leave clothing reviews with their height, weight, and size ordered are going to heaven.

Breaking via Messenger:

The main reason I got divorced was cause I got married.

Just shared via Facebook:

When I was a child, my social network was called ‘outside’.

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54 shares on Reddit this month:

I named my wifi “The Promised LAN” because it always connects, but occasionally leaves you wandering in the desert looking for a better signal.

63 shares on Threads this month:

Adulting is realizing you can’t skip work like you skipped school.

49 shares on LinkedIn this month:

My anti-theft device in my car is that it’s manual.

17 shares on Pinterest this month:

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but throw away your disgusting dish sponge.

46 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Just saw onto the sidelines, they literally have enough footballs for all the players, they’re making them fight over that one for no reason.

50 shares on Threads this month:

I love when women move on. It’s my favourite genre.

35 shares on Twitch this month:

I hate when people call my phone! I don’t use it for that.

96 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Just waiting for my laundry to be done so I can pop it in the dryer and forget about it again.

23 shares on LinkedIn this month:

The History Channel, because where else are you going to learn about how aliens were instrumental in the development of humanity?

97 shares on X this month:

Who decided that skeletons are scary? Because honestly, I’d be more scared if the muscular system suddenly walked into my room.

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Someone from 🇱🇮 has shared:

One minute you’re young and carefree. The next minute you can feel in your knee when it starts to rain.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has downloaded:

I speak for everyone when I say that finding the balance between watching movies, watching TV shows, and playing video games is harder than any job.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has downloaded:

That thing in video games where you have a great item so you hold onto it but never end up using it? Thats me with fruit.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has copied:

I withdraw my argument. I didn’t realize you had a meme to back you up.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has shared:

Yesterday I really wanted tacos and now I’m eating tacos. Follow your dreams!

Someone from 🇧🇿 has copied:

I’m so hungry, I could eat my own cooking.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has bookmarked:

No, they’re not “symptoms of depressions.” They’re Blue’s Clues.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has shared:

The subtle art of letting yourself go crazy once in a while.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has bookmarked:

(While my wife opens up her Christmas present) Remember when you said we needed milk?

Someone from 🇸🇬 has downloaded:

Summer body? Folks, I’m cosplaying as a potato that’s seen some things.

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Spotted on Snapchat:

I miss the old days back in 1955, when I didn’t exist.

Going viral on Facebook:

The thing about Pink Floyd is they take a little while to start singing.

Seen just now on X:

A girl like me should be in the sky, sitting on a star.

Just shared via TikTok:

Leave me alone, man. I’m just living my life like a candle in the wind.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

I wonder how biology explains that pain in your chest you get when you found out your partner cheated on you.

Seen just now on Slack:

Hilarious when peoples outgoing voicemail message says they “can’t make it to the phone right now.” You carry the phone with you. It’s the only constant in your life.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Tried online dating, and it turns out my soulmate is a Nigerian prince who needs my bank details to escape his kingdom.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

Twitter account so good even HR wants to see it.

Going viral on TikTok:

Welcome to Netflix. We have everything but what you want to watch.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

The main cause of immigration is we’re still a country where people want to go, but we’re working on fixing that.

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