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I never argue, I just explain why I’m right.

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Vatican City should be called Popenhagen.

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Aliens probably have group chats called Don’t Stop on Earth.

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Drinking through a straw is the opposite of snorkeling.

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I know some people don’t like me, but what can I do, not everyone has good taste.

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Humans are the only species that would cut down trees, make paper out of them, and then write “Save the Trees” on it.

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My dream is to buy a horse and race it. The horse will probably beat me but it’ll still be fun.

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Girls be like, “I know a spot,” then sacrifice you under the full moon.

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I love cutting off Teslas. Like you may not let me merge over but your car sure as hell will.

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The first sin in the Bible was eating an apple. The second was murder. That escalated quickly.

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Any time I have ever uttered the phrase “no worries” I have been lying. There are many worries.

Live now on Snapchat:

Outlook just asked me if I’m “enjoying” Microsoft Outlook. As if it’s not the Torment Portal.

Trending via Telegram:

Twitter is the only place where well-articulated sentences still get misinterpreted. You can say “I like pancakes,” and somebody will say, “So you hate waffles?”

Just landed via Reddit:

I don’t wanna party like it’s 1999, I want to pay my bills like it’s 1999.

Going viral on WeChat:

Can you delete that photo of me? It looks exactly the way I look in real life.

Trending via YouTube:

I’m not like other teenagers, I’m 51.

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You give my middle finger an erection.

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You’re in his DMs, so am I, but I am way funnier.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

I would do absolutely anything for my friends, except answer their text messages.

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My heart says, chocolate and wine, but my jeans say “Woman, are you kidding? Eat a salad!”

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Unfollowing girls on Instagram as soon as they get a boyfriend is something I’ll never stop doing.

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I’m beginning to think that for some of you, the wheels on the bus do not go round and round.

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If my neighbors would just talk a little louder I could follow along with their conversation, but no. Rude.

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Every laptop should have a “cat” button that disables the keyboard so they can nap.

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If I’m ever in a coma, please put chapstick on my lips.

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The sexual tension between my tendency to do something stupid and my resolve not to.

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Dating me is super easy. I text you at 8; you reply at 8:00:01.

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Nobody watches you harder than people who don’t like you, so give them a show they will never forget.

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It’s normal that my retirement plan is 100% contingent on me finding buried treasure at some point, right?

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An adult is a person that keeps Ibuprofen in more than one place.

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Sorry for being so cringey and awkward. It will definitely happen again.

Spreading quickly via X:

New challenge called “don’t say ‘wow it’s already dark by five these days’ for the rest of winter”

Trending via Messenger:

The older I get, the more I treat birthdays like one night stands and just pretend they didn’t happen.

Just shared via WeChat:

All people make me happy. Some when they come, others when they leave.

Reported on Messenger:

“Dating pool” is incredibly optimistic. More like dating drainage.

Spotted on Slack:

Noise cancelling headphones but for when the noises are coming from inside your head.

Just landed via Telegram:

As a child, all I wanted was as to be a time traveller, like my grandson and his grandson before him.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

The main reason for stress is the daily contact with idiots.

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Terrifying if taken literally—if these walls could talk.

Live now on TikTok:

Some of you aren’t reading the room. Not even listening to the room on audiobook.

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