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Someone from 🇯🇲 has downloaded:

I hate small cars that disguise themselves as free parking spaces and drop their masks as soon as you pull up in front of them.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has copied:

Journaling was the most useless thing l ever attempted. Not only am I still suffering but now there’s evidence.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has copied:

Men can stay up til 2 a.m., wake up at 6, be in debt, broke, alone, and still have faith that one day, everything will work out. It’s called being a man.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has shared:

Unless it’s manic, I don’t want to hear about your Monday.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has viewed:

Took a personality test and the results just said “uh-oh”

Someone from 🇧🇭 has shared:

Getting a wax is wild, like you really just be bust open talking to the lady like it’s nothing.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has downloaded:

Need a book club for people who all just happened to read the same book but hated it and now need to vent.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has copied:

When people ask me what is more important, food or love, I don’t answer because I’m eating.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has viewed:

The other day, I got the crazy idea to see if I could still do a cartwheel. I can’t.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has bookmarked:

Single bells, single bells, single all the way. Oh, what fun it is to watch those couples fight all day, yay!

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Updated

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Spotted on Reddit:

‘Another bombshell has entered the villa!’ I say to myself as I walk in the front door of my own home.

Seen just now on Instagram:

I bought a “How to Be Spontaneous” course… it starts in six months.

Just landed via Discord:

If I’m ever mad at you, just talk to me in a sweeter and softer tone, and watch how quickly that anger disappears.

Shared recently on YouTube:

Don’t worry, guys. Together we can eliminate logic and reason on social media. I see some of you are already ahead of the game. Way to go!

Shared recently on TikTok:

I hate texting someone something freaky at night, and they reply in the morning like it’s still the vibe. Shut up. The sun’s out. I’m pure again.

Going bananas on Messenger:

Flirting is easy until it’s someone you actually like.

Trending via Slack:

Do you laugh at your own jokes, or are you emotionally stable?

Making waves on Instagram:

Explaining myself is too much work, just judge me.

Just shared via Discord:

Living your life to the fullest does not have to involve selfies with bison.

Broadcasted on Telegram:

You don’t know a person until you’ve seen them eat popcorn.

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52 shares on Messenger this month:

My phone just filmed a 2 hour documentary about life inside my purse.

34 shares on Facebook this month:

In my retweeting era, because I’m just speechless.

49 shares on WeChat this month:

I’d end my life from loneliness before I ever talk to ChatGPT like it’s my friend.

97 shares on Slack this month:

How does world hunger exist when we can fry air?

69 shares on TikTok this month:

It’s crazy how genuinely entertaining it is to stare into an open fire. That’s some real epigenetic memory shit.

77 shares on Slack this month:

No, I’m not stressed. I just constantly grind my teeth and clench my jaw for fun.

38 shares on Twitch this month:

Relationship goal: synchronizing our eye rolls.

70 shares on Facebook this month:

I be butt naked, texting people, and they’ll never know.

90 shares on Pinterest this month:

Polish girls are just winter Latinas.

30 shares on X this month:

That incredible ability of cats to only throw up on carpeted floors.

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25 folks are currently checking 👀

Feeling melancholy. Think I’ll have a drink and make things much worse.

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Please just wait until my mating ritual is over before you decide.

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Not to brag, but what a time to be childless.

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You’ve never burned music to a CD, and it shows.

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If I ever find out who stole my identity, I’ll pay all their debts and ruin their credit score just for fun.

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We’re putting that movie you love back in theaters on one random Wednesday — and we’re not gonna tell you until Tuesday.

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I need a room full of mirrors, so I can be surrounded by losers.

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I’m gonna dress how I want this summer, and if you think I’m fat, well, so do I.

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In university, you are either struggling academically, financially, emotionally, or all three.

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If you listen to my husband snore, you don’t need Jurassic Park anymore.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

15,269

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15,269

Updated

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Someone from 🇮🇸 has viewed:

This family has a lot of nerve wearing all these clothes after I just did laundry.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has downloaded:

Sometimes nature makes art, like trees, waterfalls, and the human butt.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has bookmarked:

38% of being a dad is sitting in a car, looking at your watch, and waiting for everybody else to come out.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has shared:

If you’re a mad scientist, put a note in your laboratory reminding you to sometimes be a happy scientist.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has viewed:

Sorry I was late, I was frantically applying to other jobs.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has downloaded:

Be the elephant you wish to see in the room.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has viewed:

Name a better duo than sad and depressed.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has copied:

Maybe your soulmate’s just late, like, wildly behind schedule.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has bookmarked:

Body: time to fall asleep. Brain: hey, that’s an interesting thought, here’s six billion more.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has copied:

Nighttime is when I remember that one weird thing I said in 6th grade, and feel bad about it forever.

Social Media Log 💫

Broadcasted on X:

Due to personal reasons, I must make it in life.

Making waves on Reddit:

Deleting my mental health to focus on social media.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

We could have high-speed rail that connects the entire country, but instead we get AI porn bots that steal all of our drinking water to entertain the dumbest people alive.

Making waves on Pinterest:

I’m sorry I lied to you. I only did it for material gain. And to cause you psychological harm. And to prove I’m smarter than you.

Shared recently on Instagram:

You want me to pay attention to the details? The thing the devil is in?

Seen just now on Threads:

My eye doctor is alarmingly young and when he said he thought I had a chalazion or a hordoleum, I thought he might be referencing Pokémon.

Just landed via Twitch:

Coffee ain’t cutting it anymore. I need to eat batteries.

Just shared via Pinterest:

It’s so funny that people directly compare Dune and Furiosa when all that they have in common is that there’s sand.

Live now on Snapchat:

Technically, the Friday after July 4 isn’t a holiday. But I think we all know that Americans have a constitutional right to take the fifth.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Accordion to a recent survey, inserting musical instruments into sentences largely goes unnoticed.

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