Funny buffet quotes

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  5 months ago

  View →: At my size, I’d be called Buffet the Vampire Slayer.
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  5 months ago

  View →: The worst part of all-you-can-eat buffets are all the witnesses.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I did vote once but only because I thought the line was to a buffet.

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