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True bravery is getting a text from a woman with three questions in it, and only responding to one.

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Wife bought something on FB Marketplace, but she’s afraid she’ll get kidnapped, so she sends me to pick it up from a guy whose wife sent him because she’s afraid to get kidnapped.

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I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror this morning, so I guess once again my personality will be doing all the work today.

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Tupperware is a fun way to store your leftovers until you throw them away.

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That uncontrollable urge to hurt myself and others when a film’s subtitles are slightly out of sync.

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I hope you all get laid soon, for your own mental health.

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I hate it when I do the math about where my money went, and it all adds up. No one robbed me; I didn’t lose it. It was really all me.

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Is there an app yet that converts voice messages into text messages?

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Don’t tell me about your wild weekend. My TV remote died and I switched the batteries around, and now it’s working.

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Rule number 1 at a concert: Don’t sing while filming!

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Why can’t Chinese restaurants chop the broccoli in their dishes? I feel like I’m trying to fit an entire bonsai tree into my mouth.

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Quitting my job to focus more on my desire not to work anymore.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

There’s nothing that I hate more than a failed nap attempt.

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I see stand-up comedy as a stepping stone to television. A few more paid gigs and I’ll be able to afford a television.

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Nothing messes up your Friday like realizing it’s only Thursday.

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Looking for someone whose favorite thing to do is nothing. No hiking. No adventure. Just bed rot.

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I’ll never understand why the volume in movies is always mixed in such a way that you can barely understand the dialog and your neighbor gets war flashbacks during action scenes.

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Did you know there are people who go away for 3 days and only pack 3 days’ worth of clothing?

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In contrast to the ship, the movie Titanic was quite well received in America.

Making waves on Discord:

If you think you’re going to be in a dangerous situation, dress accordingly. Don’t wear flip-flops to a bank robbery, for example.

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I’ve convinced myself bumblebees don’t sting because they’re too fluffy and cute.

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90s scientists: we cloned a sheep. we landed a robot on mars. Scientists today: for the last time, the earth is round.

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Hug your children as often as you can. They can’t break things during this time.

40 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Thought I was a minimalist, turns out I’m just broke.

28 shares on Facebook this month:

I wrote a book. It’s a murder mystery. You’re in it but only for the first couple of chapters.

61 shares on Instagram this month:

The feminine urge to start a coven.

38 shares on Instagram this month:

Who you are when you’re stuck behind a slow driver is the real you.

88 shares on Slack this month:

Why is the Formula 1 so afraid of rain? Just drive with more caution. That’s what I always do when it rains.

57 shares on Instagram this month:

I can melt an ice cube just by staring at it. It takes a while, but I can do it.

61 shares on Slack this month:

The main reason for stress is the daily contact with idiots.

93 shares on YouTube this month:

Me every time I wake up: Oh no, not again!

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Adulting is making a phone call, even though you don’t want to.

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Getting to know someone these days is impossible. No one is really single, everyone has something going on, is hung up on their ex or is otherwise damaged in some way.

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Finally it’s Friday and I can go out. I’m putting the garbage out and I’ll be right back.

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If someone asks you if you’re in the queue, what they actually mean is “you’re really shit at queuing, aren’t you?”

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I told you so. Kind regards, your gut feeling.

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Mindfulness is out. We’re doing drugs again.

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Imagine being hungry and some guy tries to teach you to fish.

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I’m sorry, but when you call me ‘batshit crazy’ it’s almost starting to sound like you think it’s a bad thing!

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First date idea: Couples Colonoscopies.

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When you ask for your phone charger back and your teenager has the audacity to ask “what percentage are you on?”

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Sorry, I’m late. I sat on my bed in a towel for 45 minutes, staring at the wall.

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This is my phone. I text back when I want to.

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Not just anyone can be cremated. You have to urn it.

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People really be like, “I would never do that to you,” and then do it with a remix.

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No, you’re not a “prompt engineer,” you’re a sloperator.

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Single in the womb, single till the tomb!

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The day I start waking up early it’s over for you all.

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I’ve been dieting for a little over a week and I already gained three pounds.

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It takes a lot of balls to golf the way I do.

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I’m as single as a one Dollar bill, and I don’t need any change.

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