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I woke up this morning and my hair looked like a Beatles lyric. Here, there, and everywhere.

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If a ham is allowed to spiral then so am I.

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It’s true that I’ve been through the desert on a horse with no name, but for my return trip, I rented a camel named Carl.

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I decided not to go for a run today because of the weather, but mostly because of the running.

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Turns out “YouTube rabbit hole” is not a reliable science degree.

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If they cancel the Simpsons, we will no longer be able to see into the future.

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How is it still this week?

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Dear Math, I don’t want to solve your problem, I have my own problems to solve.

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Mornings would be fine if they started later.

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I don’t want to alarm anyone, but there’s only 365 shopping days left until Christmas.

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When science finally locates the center of the universe, some people will be surprised to learn they’re not it.

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Boobs always win. That’s why we don’t play rock, paper, boobs.

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You can’t tell me there’s anything better than earplugs; I simply will not hear it.

Live now on Reddit:

My favorite machine at the gym is the one where you put change in, and snacks come out.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Date idea: you hold my hand while I call the dentist and you tell me I’m so brave.

Trending via WeChat:

Stop telling everyone I’m posting from earth. People don’t need to know where I live.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

“Each to their own!” Translation: You’re wrong, but never mind.

Making waves on WeChat:

I’ve asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for. So far no one has given me a straight answer.

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You can’t spell fries without friends. I guess what I’m saying is that fries are friends. Delicious friends.

Just landed via Reddit:

Maybe the clouds, trees, and flowers love looking at you too.

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Share →: Nobody is busier than a woman who isn’t into you.

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Ah, the classic case of someone running a one-woman marathon—without even breaking a sweat! 🏃‍♀️💨 When she's not into you, she's probably got a million things to do… and zero time for your dramas. 😅💁‍♀️ Guess it's time to let her busy schedule keep her company—preferably somewhere far, far away from your inbox! 📭😂

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I bet when you invited me to Thanksgiving dinner you didn’t think I’d stay this long.

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Every time I blink, it’s Monday again. I can’t live like this.

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They should invent harmless cigarettes for aura farming purposes.

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I think God was high when he made me.

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Hate when other parents at school drop off act like they’re better than me just because they remembered to bring all of their children.

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I wish I could Shazam a perfume.

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My cat, who has no job and pays no rent, is apparently unhappy with his fancy new cat food, and I, for some reason, am currently on my way back to the store to rectify the matter.

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So I just googled my symptoms, turns out I’m addicted to you.

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I eat posts like yours for breakfast.

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I think I can now safely say that none of my co-workers were “personality hires”.

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I didn’t mean to mimic your voice, I just had to know what it felt like to sound like that.

Reported on Twitch:

Welcome to your 40s… you can now use this as an excuse not to help a friend move.

Going viral on Facebook:

Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.

Live now on Instagram:

A weighted blanket isn’t enough today, I need to be compressed into a zip-file.

Breaking via X:

I’m not even doomscrolling anymore, I’m just regular scrolling, and everything’s doomed.

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If you accuse me of yelling, you will start to hear yelling so you can note the difference in the future.

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If I got possessed demonically, I wouldn’t even notice it. With everything else I’ve got going on.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Me pulling into a full parking lot: Don’t these people have homes?

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It’s like my wish isn’t even your command anymore…

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My middle finger salutes you.

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