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Someone from 🇬🇦 has copied:

Called in, “Let’s make this simple. What excuse haven’t I used yet?”

Someone from 🇱🇰 has shared:

Whenever I’m not eating a breakfast sandwich I wish I was eating a breakfast sandwich.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has bookmarked:

Probably the worst thing about pyramid schemes is how they make you advertise to all your friends and family that you are part of a pyramid scheme.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has downloaded:

I was talking to someone and combined “all good” and “no worries” by saying “all worries”, which was a lot more accurate.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has copied:

I just sneezed and farted at the same time. I think my body just took a screenshot.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has copied:

We need to stop telling AI that it’s paintings are bad. That’s how Hitler got started.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has copied:

Job market so bad, I started following my dreams.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has viewed:

People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has bookmarked:

Imagine if we had to worry about dinosaurs too, on top of everything else.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has shared:

Some things are better left unsaid, which I certainly realize, right after I say them.

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Broadcasted on Reddit:

Hear me out, a Q-Tip that doesn’t bounce out the trash can when you throw it away.

Trending via Instagram:

Teaching myself ukulele! Neighbor keeping the beat on my wall!

Freshly posted on Discord:

Just once, I’d love to underthink a situation.

Shared recently on Facebook:

So grateful for pillows. My head works hard, it deserves its own bed.

Spotted on Telegram:

Receipts are like: Take this tiny piece of paper home with you and throw it away.

Going viral on X:

Telling a child not to touch something only ensures that child is definitely now going to touch that something.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

You ever wake up in the morning and your first thought is ‘I can’t wait to go to bed tonight’?

Freshly posted on X:

Worst feeling in the world is when you are loyal to all your girlfriends but your favorite one is cheating on you.

Trending via LinkedIn:

Getting emotional thinking about everything SpongeBob has been through and his resilience despite it all.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

My funeral better have a bloody merch table.

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Someone from 🇴🇲 has shared:

I composed this post in a way that only the sexy can read it, so congratulations.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has downloaded:

I think the real reason this generation is so angry is that their music sucks.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has downloaded:

I’m super lazy today. It’s like normal lazy but I’m wearing a cape.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has copied:

You’ve agreed to go out with me, so that’s going to immediately count against you.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has bookmarked:

I wish we were cats so you could just randomly slap co-workers for no reason.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has viewed:

You have to be careful about sending your spouse things on social media. You send too many things, next thing you know chores are being redistributed because of “all the free time you clearly have”.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has copied:

I’m in favor of sticking an “out of order” sign on some people’s foreheads. As a warning.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has shared:

Absolutely destroyed my bed last night… I cuddled those covers so hard.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has copied:

My only knowledge of animals is that turtles like pizza and cats like lasagna.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has shared:

No revenge, but I hope you stutter every time you try to dirty talk with someone.

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Freshly posted on WeChat:

Lou Read is the name of my favorite musician and also the book I keep in the toilet.

Breaking via Discord:

The moon is literally dragging the oceans around, and you think your body shouldn’t feel it?

Seen just now on Reddit:

Do you also watch porn until the end to see if they end up getting married?

Shared recently on TikTok:

Sperm me would be swimming in the other direction.

Spotted on Pinterest:

Sorry I didn’t text you back, I was pretending I didn’t see it and ended up actually forgetting.

Seen just now on Messenger:

I need someone to convince me into or out of buying a jetski. I can’t keep living in this purgatory.

Trending via Facebook:

You either die a people pleaser, or live long enough to start leaving texts on read.

Making waves on Telegram:

Twitter is like a mental hospital where everyone thinks they are the only sane person and everyone else is crazy.

Just shared via Reddit:

It doesn’t matter how bizarre your situation is. Somebody on Reddit already been there, done that.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

11 out of 10 women are always right.

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