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I’m sorry your man wears his sunglasses on the back of his head.

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I did the math and a second job would help me get out of debt as long as I start it twelve years ago.

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A good rule to remember for life is that when it comes to plastic surgery and sushi, never be attracted by a bargain.

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Just done a HIIT workout and if anyone sees me trying to do that again just go ahead and hiit me in the face.

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Emotions? No thanks. I’m trying to cut down.

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I’ll marry the person who can go to a family event with me and still like me afterward.

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Hate it when my mouth says something my brain was trying to keep quiet.

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Camping? No, thank you. If I wanted to sleep outside, I wouldn’t pay my mortgage.

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For International Women’s Day, I’m going to celebrate by hitting every curb I see.

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Told my boss I was going to the bathroom but didn’t say which one. Now I’m at home.

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Definitely thought I’d be solving mysteries and unmasking ghosts in a van with a dog by this point in my life.

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I love how every website has a “Keep me signed in on this computer” button and it’s just straight up bullshit.

Shared recently on Reddit:

Coke tastes like tapping into your ancient ancestral petroleum reserves, while Sprite tastes like being connected to a big, beautiful energy grid.

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College is not even mentioned once in the Bible. Somebody get me outta here.

Reported on TikTok:

I keep my mind active by worrying.

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If you drink a lot of water, you won’t have time for other people’s drama because you’ll be too busy looking for a bathroom.

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People who live in glass houses shouldn’t change clothes.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

I can’t be the only person who thinks the presidential debate should be performed as a rap battle.

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I want to make fun of Kanye but I’m always losing my shit on the internet too.

Going viral on Telegram:

We hate the same people and it’s so romantic.

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Share →: Sometimes I feel useless but then I remember I breath out carbon dioxide for plants.

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"Sometimes I feel useless, but then I remember I breathe out carbon dioxide and I'm basically a plant… Just doing my part to keep the Earth green! 🌿🤣"
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Share →: Sometimes I feel useless, but then I remember I breathe out carbon dioxide for plants.

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"Feeling useless? Just remember, you're a CO2-producing superhero for plants! 🌿💨 Who knew your exhales had such a green thumb? Keep breathing, photosynthesis appreciates it! 🌱😄"

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Is it too late to reset my life back to factory settings?

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Sorry I’m late, I got here as soon as I wanted to.

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Don’t you hate it when you lose things? Like the motivation to do anything.

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Having leftover pizza for breakfast is an actual blessing.

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Me, seeing a man proposing to a woman in public: Hey, this guy bothering you?

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Naked and Afraid because there’s a spider in the shower with me.

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Welcome to your 50s, your knees will now decide when you will sit down.

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Look, 80’s kids went from Inspector Gadget to Terminator so we have a lot of mixed feelings about technology.

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We were having tea with my mother-in-law the other day and out of the blue she said, “I’ve decided I want to be cremated.” I said, “Alright, get your coat.”

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HR is giving me a hard time because I’ve been starting all my work emails with “Dearly Beloved”.

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Breaking via WhatsApp:

For a girl that loves sleep and hates stress, my career choice is questionable.

Just shared via Pinterest:

Once you’ve read the dictionary, every other book you read is just a remix.

Going viral on Instagram:

The guy in the stall beside doesn’t know he can shut off his camera shutter.

Shared recently on YouTube:

My doctor no longer prescribes me Viagra. He just left me hanging.

Reported on Threads:

It’s legally required that you lose a frisbee onto the roof within one week of purchase.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

You’re telling me people get eight hours of sleep? Like in one night?

Just landed via Instagram:

There is certainly no life on other planets. Otherwise our government would have sent money there long ago.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

Vote for me, I’ll cut the alphabet in half.

Making waves on X:

Nothing is more fake than my friendliness on the phone at work.

Trending via Facebook:

“Grey’s Anatomy” but it’s told entirely through the lens of the hospital’s HR department.

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