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Someone from 🇬🇹 has copied:

Five out of six people find Russian Roulette to be a safe activity.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has copied:

If you’ve been talking for 5 minutes straight, it might be someone else’s turn.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has copied:

Having a girlfriend is insane because you can literally go to touch them, and they will let you.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has copied:

Calling it a situationship, and the whole time, the situation is that they don’t want you.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has viewed:

Having long hair as a guy is so scary because some days I look like the charming lead of a classic film from the 80s, and other days I look like a Discord mod that runs his Magic: The Gathering group like the Navy.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has copied:

Ever since I turned 20, someone is always in Japan or Italy. Is it like this forever?

Someone from 🇺🇦 has shared:

The greatest trick ever was making people feel more connected, when they are actually more alone than ever.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has bookmarked:

I want to sleep but my brain won’t stop talking to itself.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has downloaded:

When you get angry, take a breath and count to ten. Throw a punch at eight. Nobody expects that.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has downloaded:

In the 80s, if you woke up feeling thirsty, you could drink some of your waterbed.

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Going bananas on LinkedIn:

Pretty sure the guy in front of me at McDonald’s ordered the rest of the food.

Making waves on X:

Y’all need to stop marrying people who look just like you do but with a wig on.

Live now on Discord:

Good morning only to the complexity and uncertainty of everything.

Just shared via TikTok:

You ever get surprised by your own recurring issues? Like, come on man, I thought we were past this.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Can someone please invent 8 hours between 9 p.m. and midnight?

Shared recently on Facebook:

Captain America taught me that I just need to take performance enhancing drugs to be loved by everyone.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

The heels stay on during sex because I only painted the toe nails that were showing.

Just landed via Facebook:

Before we become friends, could you please sign this NDA.

Trending via LinkedIn:

I’m like 2% cute and 98% ugly.

Just shared via Instagram:

They are mad because you took that knife out of your back and used it to cut ties.

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46 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Bedrotting is so nice. Just lying in bed, using your phone comfortably.

85 shares on Threads this month:

When you’re two beers in, and you realize she looks like God.

94 shares on WhatsApp this month:

On the whole, people are getting smarter. I remember when they had to put “The End” on the screen, so people would know the movie was over.

21 shares on Twitch this month:

If you’re going to walk in my shoes, please also wear my FitBit.

14 shares on Slack this month:

Someone from Facebook Marketplace is coming over to either buy the chairs I have for sale, or to murder me.

30 shares on WeChat this month:

You should tell different people completely different things about yourself so that they then get into arguments when gossiping about you.

81 shares on Messenger this month:

Santa baby, slip some mental stability under the tree, for me.

51 shares on Pinterest this month:

Adulthood – a never-ending story of shit you have to do.

48 shares on Reddit this month:

You are closer to the street than you will ever be to any billionaire.

26 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I think I’ll just sit here and waste oxygen all day.

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I’m not going to die because of an accident. Nor because of an illness. But from small talk. Someone will say one boring sentence too many and I’ll drop dead.

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Nothing guarantees running into someone you know in public better than looking like a feral animal on two hours of sleep.

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Outfit repeater. Meal repeater. Movie rewatcher. I know what I like.

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Apparently the thirstiest creature in the whole world is always a kid who’s been told to go back to his bed like a hundred times.

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Just saw my evil doppelganger speed away in a DeLorean. I’m sure it’s fine.

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Іf you’re sad about being alone on Valentine’s Day, just remember that nobody loves you on any other day of the year either.

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You don’t have to be crazy to be friends with me. I also train people.

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Irregardless, for all intensive purposes, I could care less.

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Be the funny, awkward silence breaker you want to see in the world.

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Do you think the washing machine and the dryer are actual friends or just work friends?

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Someone from 🇪🇸 has downloaded:

I refuse to go to a blood bank. I’m not taking your blood money.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has viewed:

Have you tried complaining about it?

Someone from 🇲🇾 has copied:

I’d like to know what my dog is thinking as he watches me try one outfit after another while getting ready for a party.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has bookmarked:

The worst is when it’s too late to take a nap but too early to go to bed.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has bookmarked:

With no training whatsoever, I took out myself and the other two people exiting the ski lift in one fell swoop.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has viewed:

To everyone who wrote “stay cool” in my year book, I have some devastating news.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has copied:

Don’t worry password, I’m insecure too.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has viewed:

This cannot be the cost of living after Jesus paid it all.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has downloaded:

The best proof that fairy tales are fictional is the fact that the prince is always an intelligent and handsome single man.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has viewed:

If I wore a mood ring, it would probably explode immediately.

Social Media Log 💫

Spreading quickly via Slack:

This too shall pass. It might pass like a kidney stone. But it will pass.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

The human body is incredible. It’s like, “Oh, you’re stressed and sad? Here, enjoy this acne.”

Trending via WhatsApp:

I feel sorry for dogs. They learnt to fetch newspapers, but newspapers are dying. Killed by an internet driven by cats.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Never trust someone who can eat 24/7 but is still skinny.

Live now on Pinterest:

Hear me out: agenda reveal parties for people we don’t trust.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

Two reasons you never date at work: 1. HR frowns upon it. 2. Your partner gets super pissed.

Freshly posted on Discord:

I’m so talented I can not only spill food on my clothes but I can get it on yours too.

Seen just now on Telegram:

You ever got inside jokes with yourself, or is that schizophrenia?

Going bananas on WhatsApp:

I bought some coconut shampoo today. I got halfway home before I thought, “I don’t even have a coconut!”

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Sometimes I wonder if the strangers I see when I go outside are actually the people I talk to online.

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