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My heart says, chocolate and wine, but my jeans say “Woman, are you kidding? Eat a salad!”

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I replaced my old flat pillow that hurt my neck with a new fat fluffy pillow that hurts my neck.

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I’m writing a fairytale about a printer that just works.

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Great minds think alike. Unfortunately, so do stupid ones.

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Are you http? Because I’m :// without you.

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I googled my symptoms, and I just need a day with you in the mountains.

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Sugar held my hand through every breakup.

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At the gym and I forgot my headphones and now I have to listen to my own thoughts. Send help.

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Nobody views your story faster than someone who doesn’t talk to you.

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Perfume and jewelry are two things you can never go wrong with gifting me.

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It’s like ten thousand views when all you need is a like.

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Imagine how much better the world would be if everyone set aside their differences and came together as one to buy me a castle.

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For Halloween, I wanna be loved.

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My exorcist thinks we should see other demons.

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Stop using ChatGPT. You got a question, you come to me first.

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Companies post open positions online and then ask you why you applied to them.

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Tried to sleep by reading a boring book and now it’s suddenly the most interesting book.

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I’m getting to the age where it’s rude to pull out a bottle of ibuprofen if I don’t have enough for everyone.

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I love single sign-on because you only have to sign on once, 8 times a day.

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A coffee the size of Manhattan please.

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I’m putting free wifi on my gravestone, so people will come visit me.

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I use karate strictly as a last resort, after I’ve exhausted fleeing and screaming.

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Updating my resume. Anyone got a more professional word for “dumpster fire”?

28 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I’ve got midlife crises older than you.

74 shares on Discord this month:

Ripping the fishnets off my slutty little oranges.

88 shares on Facebook this month:

Showering at night is so sexy and clean and self-care vibes. Showering in the morning is so productivity core, cog in the machine core.

19 shares on LinkedIn this month:

If you don’t like sports, you are missing a whole world of easy-going conversations with complete strangers.

45 shares on Messenger this month:

Life is just a vicious cycle of needing to go to the grocery store.

68 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I am convinced that some of you are failed experiments that gained sentience and escaped from a lab.

45 shares on Facebook this month:

Just had a fight with every item in my closet. They started it.

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You ever spend the day with a skinny person and are like “ohhhh, that’s why you’re skinny”.

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A woman’s G-spot can be found at the end of the word shopping.

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My sleep schedule and I are not on speaking terms.

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I wish rage burned calories. I would be so skinny.

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When I was a kid, we weren’t allowed to use our phones in school. Mainly because the cords wouldn’t reach.

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The sweet potato is the kindest vegetable.

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If I had The Force, I’d just use it to open pistachios.

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Alexa, play everyone that played me.

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Only DM me if you like disappointment.

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Nobody’s more stubborn than an Android person that won’t switch to iPhone.

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Before I drink, I eat liver so the liquor won’t know which liver to attack.

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Technically I’m still young, but according to my back pain I’m actually 69.

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I wouldn’t describe myself as an “adult”, per se. More like a “long child”.

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What if they close grocery stores and we have to hunt for our food? I don’t even know where the little gummy bears live.

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I’m dying for some sweets and the only thing sweet in the house is me.

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My rock bottom keeps refreshing.

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Why is judge the only job where you can bang a little hammer to make people shut up? I’ve needed that in literally every job I’ve had.

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Good morning, townsfolk. I’m here to slay the monsters.

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When a documentary starts with an old person going, ‘We’re a small town, we didn’t lock our doors at night,’ oh, we’re gonna find out what made them start.

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Computer dating is fine, if you’re a computer.

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