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Someone from 🇬🇩 has downloaded:

I feel like we’re on like the 50th or 60th horseman of the apocalypse by now.

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Starting drama with me the week before my period is an absolutely terrible idea – for you.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has downloaded:

FOMO? No, I’ve got FOBI. Fear of being invited.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has bookmarked:

Buying new glasses this week, so a whole bunch of you are about to get a whole lot uglier.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has shared:

Just knowing that I have to get out of bed tomorrow is already annoying and it’s not even dark yet.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has downloaded:

This gratitude journal looks a lot like a grocery list.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has viewed:

Hey, wanna intertwine delusions and make them a reality or nah?

Someone from 🇫🇮 has viewed:

Why is everyone looking for intelligent life in space? Can we please start on Earth first?

Someone from 🇩🇴 has shared:

My phone screen is brighter than my future.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has bookmarked:

Getting left on read really gives me perspective on what Nigerian princes go through.

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Seen just now on Pinterest:

Stretching is not enough. I need to be rolled through a pasta machine.

Just shared via Messenger:

It’s Monday again and I’m about to make it everyone’s problem.

Making waves on Snapchat:

The holidays may be over by my work ethic is still out of the office.

Going viral on Discord:

My hobbies include trying to close the elevator doors before anyone else gets on.

Just landed via Discord:

That awkward moment when someone is doing the dishes, and you slowly put your dish in the sink.

Going viral on Reddit:

Welcome to your 40s… you can now use this as an excuse not to help a friend move.

Live now on Snapchat:

On the whole, people are getting smarter. I remember when they had to put “The End” on the screen, so people would know the movie was over.

Shared recently on Discord:

Noam Chomsky is a crazy name, like you sound hungry as f***.

Spotted on WeChat:

At no single point in the Bible does it tell you not to sell drugs.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

Have you noticed? When the relationship is new, the guy is never busy.

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Someone from 🇰🇬 has shared:

Shoutout to all ladies dating silently without making noise on social media. May God give you another man as a bonus.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has shared:

Me: This show is really boring. Boss: Again, this a zoom conference.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has copied:

I like my job, but if I had the opportunity to become a rich housewife, I would take it.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has downloaded:

Nothing makes you regret an outfit choice faster than when you see teens looking at you and whispering.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has viewed:

I love cutting off Teslas. Like you may not let me merge over but your car sure as hell will.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has copied:

Going to look at the small picture for a while. Tired of seeing the big picture. Too much picture.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has viewed:

Stirring up shit at the wedding by going up to random people and saying “I think it’s so brave that you’re here”.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has viewed:

Can I be speaker? I’m pretty good at saying a lot without saying anything at all.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has viewed:

Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you, but not in the one ahead.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has shared:

Facebook is like a never-ending high school reunion.

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Trending via Slack:

“Got milk?” Buddy, I don’t even have self-esteem.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Stop animal testing! Use my ex!

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Blocking him isn’t enough. I want his favorite sports team to finish last every year for now and forever.

Making waves on TikTok:

Sugar held my hand through every breakup.

Spotted on YouTube:

Bro, you’re fine. You just need an impossible sequence of events to play out in perfect order against all odds and you’ll be fine.

Going viral on Facebook:

That’s not fat. It’s bonus content.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Defeating imposter syndrome by actually being incompetent.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Ok, new plan, I’m gonna marry a Kardashian.

Spotted on Reddit:

How many jokes about lightbulbs does it take to change us?

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Summer: 10 minutes outside, 10 hours in front of the AC.

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