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Someone from 🇹🇱 has copied:

The hottest I ever look is when I’m brushing my teeth in my underwear, but it’s very much a ‘tree falls in the woods’ situation.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has shared:

Just because I’m up sharing posts at 7 a.m. doesn’t mean I’m up. Don’t call my phone.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has copied:

Pinterest algorithm is like a loving dad who fills the whole fridge with oranges after seeing you enjoy one.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has downloaded:

I don’t like people who take drugs, for example: airport security.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has viewed:

He doesn’t realize it yet, but this Saturday, I’ll be asking him to untangle 400 feet of Christmas lights.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has copied:

A little mystery is the sweetest seduction.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has viewed:

Having Twitter is just like reading the newspaper, except the newspaper is on fire and all the writers hate you.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has downloaded:

My neighbors were up shouting all night. I could barely hear my bagpipes.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has bookmarked:

Welcome to Elephant in the Room club, no one talks about it.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has viewed:

If you’re going to stare all night and not say hello, do you mind taking your fingers and squishing my head from across the room?

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Just shared via Instagram:

I’m 27 and a half. I should be on my first divorce by now.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Showing my barber a Rorschach test, and he gives me his mother’s haircut.

Making waves on Facebook:

Applying for jobs feels like auditioning to be enthusiastic about a blind date you haven’t even met yet.

Going bananas on YouTube:

Most meetings end with the conclusion that everything needs to be discussed in another meeting.

Freshly posted on X:

Someone at work is gonna suggest you download Outlook and Teams on your phone, and it’s very important that you don’t listen to them.

Just landed via YouTube:

My boyfriend talks to everyone while I stand by quietly, planning my escape.

Trending via TikTok:

I drink so much coffee, people feel jittery when they see a picture of me.

Trending via LinkedIn:

In my 20’s: might hit the club tonight. In my 40’s: might go to the grocery store to listen to some bangers.

Just shared via YouTube:

Broke my work phone. I can’t talk on it anymore. I should have done this a long time ago.

Making waves on WeChat:

I don’t like talking to people with an IQ lower than the room temperature.

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55 shares on Reddit this month:

Every girl has a dude in her inbox talking to himself.

81 shares on Telegram this month:

Nobody told me that when you get a husband the ears are sold separately.

13 shares on YouTube this month:

Bloopers in movie credits is a lost art form.

19 shares on Slack this month:

Bank account nice and empty. Starting the new month on a clean slate.

58 shares on Twitch this month:

It’s that time of year where every jacket you choose is wrong.

96 shares on Slack this month:

I have never seen a sad person sliding down a water slide.

95 shares on YouTube this month:

Girls really only want one simple thing; and that one thing is all of your attention.

70 shares on Slack this month:

Why do men have birthdays? It’s not like they’re growing up.

38 shares on WeChat this month:

The local casino is hosting a speed dating event. Just what every woman needs, a new boyfriend with a gambling problem.

84 shares on Threads this month:

Every day, I go to work and draw a little tick on everyone who didn’t say goodbye to me the day before.

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Apparently there is a bird fight club who holds their meetings outside my window at about 5am.

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I love how every website has a “Keep me signed in on this computer” button and it’s just straight up bullshit.

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I love the idea of a fruitarian, just morally affronted that anyone could eat a baby spinach.

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The most unrealistic part of Christmas movies isn’t the existence of Santa… it’s that all these people have, like, a month off work with no interruptions.

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I love when my brain cells kiss and I have an idea.

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The season is back when women are 80% scarf.

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It feels like a million o’clock right now.

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Whoever named it overthinking didn’t think hard enough, cause overthinking is never over.

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I downloaded a meditation app. Now I’m stressed about missing sessions.

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Writing cover letters feels soooo “Ever since I was a little boy, I knew I wanted to be an administrative assistant when I grew up.”

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇲🇽 has downloaded:

Life is like a penis. Sometimes it’s up, sometimes it’s down. But it’s never hard forever.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has viewed:

Twitter is a prime example why most of us shouldn’t be left unsupervised.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has downloaded:

The children seemed disappointed when I told them the best part about being an adult is going to bed early.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has viewed:

I drive safer when there’s food in my passenger’s seat than when there’s a person sitting there.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has downloaded:

Enemies to lovers is only good if they’re gay. If I wanted to see a man and a woman yell at each other, I’d just go downstairs and eat with my parents.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has shared:

Showers are the best places to lose arguments with yourself.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has copied:

Lost my Thesaurus. Gutted. Really gutted. Like absolutely gutted.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has shared:

Hey, I came over because the grass seemed really green here, but now that I’m looking back that grass actually looks crazy green, so I’m gonna go.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has downloaded:

I quit boxing the moment I realized my opponent was allowed to punch me in the face, too.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has downloaded:

The way people who are really into each other look moments before kissing is so hot. It’s like seeing a glimpse of cannibalism.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Slack:

What’s a good career for people with no motivation or talent?

Just shared via Instagram:

“I’m a very sleepy person, just at all the wrong times.”

Making waves on Instagram:

80 years ago we would have all been institutionalized and I think that’s beautiful.

Seen just now on X:

Do you laugh at your own jokes, or are you emotionally stable?

Just shared via Discord:

“This was on sale!” is why I’m always broke.

Going viral on Telegram:

My gf doesn’t really like it when I talk about my ex, which means I now have a lot of stories from college where I’m just alone for some reason.

Breaking via Telegram:

I can’t wait until my kids have a place of their own so I can come barging through their door and say “what’s for dinner? I don’t like that. Can you give me money for McDonald’s?”

Making waves on TikTok:

Kinda sucks that I actually own a skeleton but don’t get to show anyone until I die.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

I’m actually breaking generational curses by surviving my 20s without marrying a man who hates me.

Making waves on TikTok:

It’s crazy how social media convinced us that 15 likes aren’t enough. Imagine 15 people in real life telling you that you looked good.

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