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If I had known how much care balcony plants need, I could have stopped taking the pill.

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I would love to have children one day. Two days maximum.

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If my wife and I got divorced and moved to separate states, I’m convinced I would still hear her chewing.

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Dear diary, sorry for only ever talking about myself. How are you? Do you have any hobbies?

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Tourists love to think that they are not like other tourists.

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Forgot my glasses, so I’m pointing at a random spot on the menu and hoping for the best.

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Did you know electronics need smoke to work? Once the smoke comes out of them, they stop working.

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Getting married soon. Just need a spouse.

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If she tells you, she’s got a man, keep trying. Loyal women don’t even reply.

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Writers should get a direct line to the FBI so we can call them and give them a heads up when we’re googling ways to poison someone but just for a story.

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If I was a priest, I’d make my side of the confession booth really big so I could run around.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

I accidentally messed up my life. How do I start a new account?

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Sometimes I say “huh,” then answer the question before you can repeat your question.

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I don’t drink coffee all the time. I take breaks in between to make another one.

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My workout goals are simple: I’d just like to be able to get up off the floor without looking like a turtle trying to flip itself back over.

Freshly posted on Discord:

When buying presents I like to think, what would Jesus have got you? So yeah, enjoy your fish sandwich.

Spotted on Reddit:

Your Starbucks order leads me to believe that you’re very difficult to deal with.

Trending via Twitch:

Hell, yes, I work out. Somebody has to support the ibuprofen industry.

Trending via TikTok:

“I can’t wait to go back to bed tonight!” Me, 5 minutes after waking up.

Making waves on Messenger:

If the apple really doesn’t fall far from the tree, my kids are screwed.

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I wish my midlife crisis made me want to get a gym membership and a revenge body, but instead I’m eating Snickers for breakfast in bed.

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Back to work after the long holiday weekend, so you’re finally away from the relatives you don’t like, and back with the co-workers you don’t like.

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Crazy that caffeine has no short or long-term negative side effects. Just a super drug from God.

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Everyone is using AI to write business emails, texts, etc. At this point in time, we may as well just tell our AIs to talk to each other and then let us know what kind of deal they worked out.

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4 out 3 people struggle with math.

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Called myself to see if I’d answer, sent me to voicemail. Twice.

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I’m always looking for new and exciting ways to give up.

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The funniest thing about Batman is that he legitimately doesn’t give a shit about crime that happens during the day.

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Foo fighters still fighting foo.

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I need something good to watch while I’m on my phone.

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Going viral on Twitch:

I took a test to see if I have multiple personalities. I scored 100%, 92% and 88%.

Going viral on Discord:

Whoever named the meatball absolutely nailed it.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Replying to all emails with “ya think?”.

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I’m not a fan of camping, if I wanted to sleep outside I wouldn’t pay my mortgage.

Shared recently on Threads:

My summer body is just my winter body with better lighting.

Trending via Twitch:

Welcome to my very loose interpretation of ‘functioning adult’.

Going viral on Instagram:

Does anyone else stare at the dead body in movies to see if you can catch them breathing?

Reported on Messenger:

When I take a walk, I bring dog treats and people treats. I almost never mix them up.

Just landed via WeChat:

I look stable, but I talk to animals and wait for them to reply.

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Men shouldn’t be allowed to download any app other than Wikipedia.

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