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Now that I have a standing desk, I’m adding manual labor to my resume.

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I’m just another dysfunctional train wreck barreling down the tracks with a smile.

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You ran a half marathon? That’s really cool, I’ve almost finished a bunch of things, too.

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I don’t think you all understand. If Taylor Swift didn’t have a private jet, she’d be Taylor Slow.

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People singing Happy Birthday to you feels like a real-life unskippable ad.

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If you feel depressed, go for a run. You will soon find out your physical health is far worse than your mental health.

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Excuse me sir, are you going to finish that existential crisis?

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We should put a tariff on being mean to me.

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Yes, hello, I’d like to exchange my generational trauma for generational wealth, please.

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And no thanking Jesus unless he actually shows up at the ceremony.

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I want to sleep but my brain won’t stop talking to itself.

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Remember when movies felt real, and foreheads could wrinkle.

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Men: Masters of multitasking – can watch sports, ignore laundry, and forget your birthday, all at once.

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It’s time I admit something: Sometimes, when I say good night, I don’t actually go to bed right away.

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The secret to my success is everywhere I go I wear a shirt that says STAFF on the back.

Just shared via Discord:

To accommodate the size of my wife’s new water bottle, we’ve replaced the passenger seat of her car with a cupholder.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Once when I was exercising, I realized that I was allergic to it. I was out of breath, sweating and my heart was racing.

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There is sex without love, there is love without sex, and there is me without both.

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I had to quit my job because people kept falling in love with me there.

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My boss just left which means I have finished all of my work for the day.

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Share →: I want Wolverine claws. Not for violence or anything. I want them for easing my way through reality. Like opening an Amazon package.

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Mail is crazy because it’s like 99 pieces of straight up garbage and 1 that if you don’t reply to you’re going to jail.

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Difference between a flirt and harassment: if you are handsome, it’s a flirt, if you are ugly, it’s harassment.

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Spices were first brought to Western Europe in the Middle Ages. Some of them are still at the back of my cupboard.

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Sometimes I just stand in the sun and stare at nothing, like a dog.

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They said I can never go back to that Vietnamese spot. They banh mi pho life.

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I suck at flirting. I be like “is that so?”

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My opinion of the American education system is largely based on how many nuggets I get when I order a ten piece.

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I wonder how many new moms try to pick out a unique name for their baby only to later learn it’s the name of an antidepressant.

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I’m not saying it’s been a while, I’m just saying I completely blanked on the name of my gym.

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I’m waiting for the perfect moment to stop procrastinating.

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Making waves on TikTok:

“New password cannot be your old password” makes me so mad.

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

Me attempting to flirt: So do you like doing things?

Spotted on Instagram:

Just so you know, what you now call an energy bar is what my father gave the canary.

Reported on WhatsApp:

Extrovert self made too many plans and now introvert self is pissed.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

You want me to go apple picking? The original sin?

Breaking via Discord:

Ain’t no way there’s billions of us and nobody got superpowers.

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Toothache and heartache comes from the same thing, which is something sweet.

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Insomniacs who are not afraid of the dark have nighty-night problems but the pitch ain’t one.

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The good news is cannon deaths have gone down dramatically in the last hundred years.

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Never say never. Unless someone asks you when you want to go camping. Then the right answer is always “Never.”

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