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Had some plain yogurt with protein powder in it for breakfast, and not only is it high in protein and very filling, it’s also disgusting.

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The absolute injustice of being asked to come and take away the boxes of junk that you’ve been storing at your parents’ house for 20 years.

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You can recognize working-class kids by the fact that they hang their jacket over the chair in the restaurant and not on the coat hook.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has copied:

Hate how quietly iPhones die. At 5% it should start verbally begging for its life.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has downloaded:

Elevators frighten me. I take steps to avoid them.

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Seven wives and no alcohol? No thanks, Mormons.

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Paycheck hit. I’m at Michaels Arts & Crafts supply store telling them to bring out Michael.

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Imagine if social media closed every day at 6pm like a shop.

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Cheers erupt as woman cuts into perfectly ripe avocado.

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Every time my kids start whining, I get the urge to call my mom and apologize.

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People delete their social media and start acting like they got a master’s degree in maturity.

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Celery is depressing green water wafers.

Just shared via Snapchat:

One person’s logic is another one’s “what the heck?”

Reported on Reddit:

I want him in ways that are deeply deeply upsetting to modern feminism.

Going viral on X:

Everyone on the bus thinks that they are the main character, when in reality the main character is the bus.

Just landed via X:

When your parents are on a call and they ask for a pen, man, that pressure is real.

Trending via Twitch:

Worrying is just worshipping the problem.

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And no thanking Jesus unless he actually shows up at the ceremony.

Freshly posted on Slack:

Apparently, all my new nephew wants to do is eat and sleep, which means he’s already a lot like me.

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My husband has reached an age where he reads the menu out loud. The whole menu. And then he has questions. Please send help.

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Someone from 🇹🇴 has viewed:

To be fair, a dumpster is like one of the safest places to have a fire.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has viewed:

Pretending you don’t notice people staring at you is a skill.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has bookmarked:

I have a very particular set of useless skills.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has bookmarked:

My love life feels like when you finally spot an open space in a full parking lot — and then boom, it’s a motorcycle.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has downloaded:

“Tom Cruise does his own stunts!” Okay cool, but so do I.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has viewed:

Why would anyone ever jump OUT of a cake?

Someone from 🇧🇸 has bookmarked:

Today I choose kindness, but we’ll see, it’s still early.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has bookmarked:

Is it ‘My wife and I’ or ‘Me and my wife’? Anyway, we just robbed a liquor store.

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I will unfriend, uncousin, unco-worker, unfollow, unfamily any draining soul real quick.

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The problem with leading by example is that no one pays attention.

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I know my limits. I don’t always obey them, but I know them.

Breaking via Messenger:

I have the bruises of a much more active person.

Just shared via Pinterest:

She is both the storm and the shelter.

Live now on LinkedIn:

The first time I saw a kiwi I thought it’s a potato with fur.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

If I was God, I would’ve equipped women with venom glands.

Reported on LinkedIn:

I told myself I’d behave today. Then I saw my reflection and thought, maybe tomorrow.

Reported on Telegram:

Asking the waiter for her phone number and then texting her “can I have more coffee?” two minutes later.

Spotted on Twitch:

No pre-workout, just flashbacks of stuff I let slide.

Just landed via Telegram:

If there was an award for staying at home, I’d win and then send someone else to pick it up for me.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Sorry I’m late, I was fighting for my right to party.

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