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I’m so vulnerable to nostalgia. The sun will go down and I’ll be like: “Wow… remember when the sun was up… I miss who I was then”

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If an ice cream truck has its music on, are you supposed to pull over and let it pass like an ambulance?

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You should leave your comfort zone and come to mine instead.

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Have you ever accidentally opened your front-facing camera, and it ruined your day a little?

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Why would I put money where my mouth is when wine exists?

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My doctor told me “good luck” and gave me finger guns, so obviously I’m dying.

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I believe the IRS is days away from having a nuclear weapon.

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I need a stunt double for when I’m navigating my way to the bathroom at night.

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When I retire, I’m going to run for office.

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Got out of jury duty yesterday by confessing to the crime.

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I love tennis but never really been clear why they need a lifeguard.

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I need to start hiding my money from myself.

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“I’ve had cigarettes that were better than entire years of my life.”

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I’m going spiraling, do you need anything?

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I don’t think I’m allowed to be in public for over an hour.

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Desperately searching the dating app settings for an option to turn down the difficulty level.

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I can’t explain how it works, but one day, you just wake up and like sauerkraut.

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I don’t know who is writing my story, but they got to throw in a win somewhere or put the pen down. I need a break.

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So grateful for pillows. My head works hard, it deserves its own bed.

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People who don’t admit their mistakes disgust me. I would absolutely admit to a mistake if I had ever made one.

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Tiime isn’t on my side, it’s on my face, wrinkling my forehead.

76 shares on TikTok this month:

“Stop thinking about it.” Wow, thank you, I am cured. You should write a book.

62 shares on Messenger this month:

It was the worst of times, it was the worst of times.

59 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Christmas bonus so small you have to call your bank and ask “is it in yet?”

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So annoying when your family knocks on the toilet door and asks what you’re doing. I’m baking a cake. HBU?

61 shares on Pinterest this month:

I would prefer not to.

74 shares on X this month:

Before you beef with me, just know I’m deeply malicious to my core once upset.

43 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Having to write cover letters is so dumb. Do you really believe my dream ever since I was a little girl was to work for you? No. It was to ride a pony on a funky space rainbow. Grow up.

30 shares on Telegram this month:

My favorite game is to guess if my headache is due to dehydration, migraine, malnutrition, stress, lack of sleep, poor position, or a brain tumor.

15 shares on Facebook this month:

Money talks, and also waves goodbye.

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Late replies don’t bother me. As long as we’re not in love, or you don’t owe me money, take your time.

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Adding “but that’s just me” after giving the absolute worst advice to a coworker.

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Unfortunately, I am not nonchalant, I will set myself on fire.

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I was really happy about it being Friday until I realized it was only Wednesday.

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Girls on their period: stay away from me; I need you.

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Another day without sex, but a mosquito just sucked on my neck and I moaned a little bit.

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Don’t forget to set your clocks back to seasonal depression this weekend.

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At my funeral, take the bouquet off my casket and throw it in the crowd to see who next.

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For Halloween, I will be okay.

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Inflation is actually a good thing, it means money is going viral.

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Relationship status: nobody is cheating on me so that’s pretty neat.

Live now on Messenger:

If you accept a knighthood, you should have to participate in at least one jousting tournament a year. The tournaments should be televised.

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Watching someone else control the computer and doing it differently than you would, is one of life’s greatest challenges.

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Why isn’t there a mosquito that sucks fat?

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Introverts have fun, too — we just don’t care if you know.

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Microdosing Christmas by being present.

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Get married and have kids so that you can Google things like “How to teach your kid to not bite”.

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Every time I have to leave the house and be around people I remember why I hate having to leave the house and be around people.

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My dad once sneezed so hard that he set every clock back two hours.

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I’ve decided that I need to eat more vegetables, so I’m gonna make a carrot cake later.

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