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Someone from 🇨🇳 has viewed:

Socialism is like polio, it comes back when people forget about the horrible damage it did last time.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has downloaded:

I’m sick of diarrhea. I want to livarrhea.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has bookmarked:

l identify as a Christmas tree. Lit on the outside, dead on the inside.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has bookmarked:

I was gonna kiss you under the blood moon eclipse, but whatever, bro.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has shared:

I do not support all women. Some of you are very mean for no reason.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has copied:

I’m not a good fit for the traditional job market because my greatest strengths are challenging authority, being self-righteous, and wanting to go home.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has downloaded:

When I’m not posting or returning messages, just know that I’m probably out doing superhero shit.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has copied:

Born to be a Jedi spinning a lightsaber, forced to work full-time and pay rent.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has shared:

Can’t believe penguins have to publish all those books with their tiny hands.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has viewed:

Dear phone, if you didn’t light up so many times to tell me you had a low battery, you wouldn’t have died so quickly!

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Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Telegram:

Don’t be afraid to ask questions during a job interview. It’s the best way to find out if the person you’re interviewing is a good candidate for the job.

Trending via WhatsApp:

If you smoke pot in Saudi Arabia, you risk getting stoned.

Just landed via Reddit:

Womansplaining is when a woman tries to explain to you what you’re thinking/feeling, and is just totally 100% wrong.

Freshly posted on Discord:

My security system is just a bunch of my unpaid bills taped to my front door.

Shared recently on YouTube:

Go ahead and use that semi-colon; no one will know you’re doing it wrong.

Just shared via Facebook:

My husband refused to get glasses. But that was before he brushed his teeth with fake tan.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Zombies only eat brains, so you are safe.

Making waves on Facebook:

Sometimes, I wonder what my life would be like if I had a good haircut.

Live now on WeChat:

Just had a fight with every item in my closet. They started it.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

No thanks, social media influencers. I prefer making decisions the old-fashioned way: under the influence of alcohol.

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76 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Phones are wild… we really just sit around tapping glass all day.

74 shares on X this month:

Hey (with the intention of making your fries my fries).

48 shares on Messenger this month:

Nothing more rude than taking a photo of yourself and it looking like how you actually look, and not how you look inside your head.

66 shares on Discord this month:

Looks fade but dark, twisted, inappropriate humor is forever.

32 shares on Slack this month:

I was born tired, and I will die tired. If I ever tell you I’m not tired, I’m probably lying.

21 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I have tasted employment, I have tasted joblessness and I recommend generational wealth guys.

79 shares on Pinterest this month:

“Are we still going?” … An introvert’s attempt to cancel.

97 shares on Twitch this month:

If you can’t tell which family member is coming up the stairs by the speed and weight of their footsteps, are you even family?

31 shares on WeChat this month:

To be gentle in this world is an act of rebellion.

25 shares on WhatsApp this month:

If anyone has any experience with anything or knows anything about something, please let me know.

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Hot Jokes 💥

13 folks are currently checking 👀

I need someone to wring out my brain like a dishrag.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

Bruce Lee had a faster older brother named Sudden Lee.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

So rude to come up with solutions to my excuses.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

Twitter is my serious account, the funny one is my bank account.

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If you’re reading this, drink some water. You’re not a cactus.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

If you’re worried that you added too much cheese to the recipe, I am here to reassure you that you did not.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

I have no desire to rekindle anything with anyone. See you never.

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Guy who thinks “generational trauma” means it’s like the goat of trauma.

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Cynics are – beneath it all – only idealists with awkwardly high standards.

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Don’t feel bad if you don’t succeed on your first try. It took Michael Angelo sixteen chapels.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇻🇪 has copied:

My credit score is a family of raccoons hissing over a McRib.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has shared:

“Have you asked Chat GPT?” Have you lost your mind?

Someone from 🇼🇸 has shared:

If you ever have a crush on someone and want it to end, listen to a podcast they are on.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has downloaded:

One of my favorite parts of grocery shopping is when somebody else does it for me.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has downloaded:

A McRib killed my tapeworm.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has bookmarked:

Tested positive for being single af

Someone from 🇦🇴 has viewed:

His palm trees are Serengeti, destination wedding, luggage is heavy. There’s vomit on his tux already, Dollar store confetti.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has shared:

If I had a dollar for every time I didn’t know what was going on, I’d be like, why am I always getting all this money?

Someone from 🇹🇻 has downloaded:

Your secrets are safe with me. I wasn’t even listening.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has downloaded:

If I had 50¢ for every math test I’ve failed, I’d have $7.20.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on Facebook:

Drunk me promising you anything is the equivalent of a politician giving their manifesto … it’s not gonna happen.

Spotted on Discord:

Not being able to fall asleep is so embarrassing. All I’m asking my brain to do is nothing and it can’t even do that?

Shared recently on YouTube:

Who decided that skeletons are scary? Because honestly, I’d be more scared if the muscular system suddenly walked into my room.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

Half of all the problems in life can be solved by duct tape. For the rest, you’re gonna have to reboot that computer.

Seen just now on Telegram:

I’m gonna be the first zoomer to start dropping the ‘two thousand’ when referring to the past. “Yeah, that was back in ‘17.”

Trending via Messenger:

He’s a 10, but it’s the pain scale.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

Sometimes I worry that avoiding all human interaction isn’t a real hobby.

Spotted on Telegram:

Ok, hear me out: a reality show where billionaire CEOs have to live off of their lowest-paid employees’ salaries for a month.

Spotted on Telegram:

A Southerner dies every time you people type “ya’ll” instead of “y’all,” btw.

Seen just now on WeChat:

It’s not sleeping alone if there are crumbs in your bed.

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