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Someone from 🇵🇹 has downloaded:

I wanted to wear some hot lingerie, but didn’t have any, so I put on this red dental floss.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has copied:

We should just cancel April Fools Day this year. No prank can top reality right now.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has shared:

The world contains protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has bookmarked:

Stop eating around the bush or whatever the saying is.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has viewed:

Printers are definitely the moody teenagers of the tech world.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has shared:

British people be like “I’m Bri ish” cause they drank the “T”

Someone from 🇨🇺 has copied:

Just because you can connect to your neighbor’s bluetooth speaker and play ghost noises doesn’t mean you should.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has viewed:

Being an adult is crazy. Because what the hell is going on?

Someone from 🇦🇪 has viewed:

Drugs do not ruin your career. Drug tests do.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has shared:

If you’re alone on Thanksgiving, venmo me $25 and I’ll call and ask you when are you gonna get a “real” job and give me grandchildren.

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Going bananas on Reddit:

This Christmas, get her the gift that’ll last a lifetime. Give her a tortoise.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

In the event of a water landing, place the life jacket over your head and swipe your credit card to inflate.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

I’ve done literally nothing all day, except feel guilty about doing nothing all day.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

Are you the sun? Because you need to stay about 92,960,000 miles away from me.

Broadcasted on Instagram:

Why’d they call it a fly swatter and not a splatula?

Spotted on Telegram:

Eating the sticker on an apple counts as 35% of your daily fiber intake.

Spotted on Reddit:

Gonna start using “with all dude respect”.

Making waves on Facebook:

I’m not alone. I have ants.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

When people tell me “you’re going to regret that in the morning”, I sleep until noon because I am a problem solver.

Spotted on YouTube:

I would like even faster food.

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97 shares on X this month:

People who say “teamwork makes the dream work” are the reason that some people want to punch other people in the face.

98 shares on Discord this month:

The lion can’t keep living like this.

86 shares on TikTok this month:

Restaurants: put your phone down, live in the moment. Also, scan our QR code and browse our menu.

76 shares on Reddit this month:

AI could never steal company time the way I do.

91 shares on YouTube this month:

My therapist says he can’t take any more of my talk and that I should join a group. So, here I am.

88 shares on X this month:

The only reason to engage with a neighbor is if either of you is on fire.

51 shares on YouTube this month:

The date abruptly ended over a disagreement on how to pronounce Gnocchi.

84 shares on WeChat this month:

Your honor, if it pleases the court, here’s Wonderwall.

95 shares on Twitch this month:

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

89 shares on Pinterest this month:

Before they perfected the Q-tip, you have to wonder what kinds of horrific things went wrong with tips A-P.

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Insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops.

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Men love to show you a YouTube video. It is a sign of deep respect in their culture.

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Welcome to Twitter, where everyone is an expert on everything.

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How many calories do you burn waiting to hear back?

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Ok, I cheated in school, but I did it the hard way and without AI.

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Stop telling everyone I’m posting from earth. People don’t need to know where I live.

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I was guest-starring on The Love Boat when you woke me up. You’re dead to me.

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The local casino is hosting a speed dating event. Just what every woman needs, a new boyfriend with a gambling problem.

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I’ll rewind a movie, get on my phone, and miss the same part.

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I always wait 3 minutes after each post for the applause to die down.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇸🇨 has downloaded:

Sure, sex is great, but have you ever closed a dozen tabs after finishing an academic paper?

Someone from 🇮🇱 has viewed:

Women always want to marry intelligent men. What they don’t know: Intelligent men don’t want to marry.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has bookmarked:

Went to the gym two days in a row. This is a fitness account now.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has viewed:

I had an irrational fear of bees until I saw My Girl and it became rational.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has copied:

There aren’t enough hours in the day for me to do absolutely nothing.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has bookmarked:

If you’re feeling lonely, start a small business. Then you’ll have a little company.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has shared:

Tall people make me nervous. What the hell are you doing up there? Stop eating the leaves off that tree.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has viewed:

I try to find the good in every situation. Wait, no – that was a typo. Food. I try to find the food in every situation.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has downloaded:

If you get bitten by a snake and you’re not sure if it was poisonous, simply wait to see if you die or not. That should give you your answer.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has shared:

Say what you want about online meetings, but there are few things more liberating than attending a disciplinary hearing naked from the waist down.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Telegram:

Friendly reminder to drink your water and mind your business this week.

Seen just now on WeChat:

I have no desire to rekindle anything with anyone. See you never.

Trending via LinkedIn:

Don’t hate me because I can fall asleep within seconds; hate me because I can sleep through the night without having to get up to go to the bathroom.

Trending via Discord:

“You don’t look 40.” How am I supposed to look?

Just landed via X:

Adults should get spring break from their jobs.

Trending via YouTube:

“You’re not allowed to be grumpy on a Friday, it’s in the fine print somewhere.”

Shared recently on Reddit:

Saying “sounds good to me” in a meeting then quickly realizing a lot more was expected from you.

Spotted on Facebook:

Well, well, well, if it isn’t the holiday traffic I said I’d avoid even though I did nothing to avoid it.

Spotted on Instagram:

“You don’t load the dishwasher right,” I said to my wife just before it permanently became my job.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

No need for a Halloween costume this year because there’s nothing scarier than being in your mid-20s and not knowing who you are or what you want to do anymore.

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