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Someone from 🇩🇴 has shared:

If lying was a job some people would be billionaires.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has viewed:

I wonder if people who spend all their time screaming on the internet know there are way more fun things to do.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has bookmarked:

Netflix has every movie except the one you want to watch.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has shared:

Losing jewelry is a different type of hurt.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has downloaded:

You wake up at 6 a.m. and it’s like you have 48 hours instead of 24.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has shared:

I pray this boy wins in life. I wanna see him on top of me.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has copied:

I’m not here to offend anyone; I’m here to offend everyone.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has copied:

Monsters can’t hide under my bed. That’s where my cats have their fight club.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has downloaded:

Well, I’ve been depressed and poor, but sure, we’ll call it intermittent fasting.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has downloaded:

I’m on a spinning rock in outer space, and I have to answer work emails.

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Nov 27, 2025

3,579

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Broadcasted on Twitch:

If you accuse me of yelling, you will start to hear yelling so you can note the difference in the future.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

I speak for everyone when I say that finding the balance between watching movies, watching TV shows, and playing video games is harder than any job.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Some should judge a little less and look at their lives a little more.

Making waves on Messenger:

I’m too tired to shower. Anyone want to wash my back?

Going bananas on Threads:

Really miss the drama of being able to angrily shut a flip phone.

Trending via Twitch:

It feels like it costs $100 a day just to exist anymore.

Just landed via Reddit:

No, I won’t be attending your seance, I barely want to talk to the living.

Making waves on WeChat:

Shoutout to everyone pretending to have it together. Same.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Be the reason why your local woods are haunted.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

April Fool’s next week and still no one has asked me to be their fool.

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Funny crowded quotes bring the chaos of packed places to life with a hilarious twist 😄🚌 From sardine-can subways to bustling markets, these witty lines capture the madness and make you laugh out loud 🤣 Whether you’re stuck in a crowd or just people-watching, get ready to smile at the madness around you! 🎉👥 #CrowdedLife #LaughOutLoud

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"That place is so exclusive, even its own crowd can't get in! 🎟️🚪😄"

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Cheers to swapping glitter for slippers and bass drops for snack drops! 🛋️🍕🥳

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇳🇷 has copied:

Do people exist who manage to wash, dry, fold, and put away their laundry in the same day?

Someone from 🇸🇨 has copied:

Why read the room when you can leave the room?

Someone from 🇸🇨 has shared:

Enjoy it now because you’re only going to get older and fatter.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has downloaded:

This whole “having a job” thing is really getting in the way of me having my best life.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has downloaded:

Why are “hemorrhoids” not called “assteroids”?

Someone from 🇧🇿 has viewed:

Pepsi & Coca-Cola can’t even be in the same restaurant… and we want world peace.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has bookmarked:

I wonder if my bank account thinks about me and has panic attacks.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has viewed:

Dating apps aren’t working. I’ll see ya at Home Depot, gentlemen.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has downloaded:

I told myself I’d behave today. Then I saw my reflection and thought, maybe tomorrow.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has shared:

That awkward moment your mom is doing the dishes and you slowly put your dish in the sink.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Messenger:

Yabba dabba doo used to be a rad way to start a Saturday.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Slapping the TV remote on your knee extends the battery life. It’s science.

Spotted on X:

How do I tell the mosquitoes that I don’t consent?

Trending via Instagram:

One of the weirdest things about being an adult is having a favorite stove top burner. No one ever talks about it, but y’all know it’s true.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

Due to financial reasons, I will now be performing photosynthesis.

Spotted on TikTok:

Are you bad wifi, cause im feeling no connection here.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Imagine marrying an old man for money and you die first.

Making waves on Slack:

I thought I needed a drink. Turns out what I really needed was a divorce.

Just shared via TikTok:

What do you even say when someone knocks on your bathroom stall … like, what’s the protocol?

Spotted on Messenger:

Before I agree to the new year, I wanna read the terms and conditions.

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