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Someone from 🇨🇬 has copied:

Taking the day off to brush up on conspiracy theories and really get this Thanksgiving party started.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has bookmarked:

Hair is washed. I am finally lovable and capable of loving again.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has downloaded:

When you report something to IT and then hear: “Oh! Interesting. We’ve never seen that before.” Is that good or bad?

Someone from 🇧🇮 has bookmarked:

Lie during your job interview because they’re lying to you about their great work environment.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has downloaded:

I’ve started eating healthier and exercising if you’re wondering why I’m in such a crappy mood all of a sudden.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has copied:

There are only two kinds of people, and I avoid them both.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has copied:

Oh, gross. I didn’t know there was protein in this powder. I was only drinking it for the lead.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has bookmarked:

Delete a letter of his name from your contacts every time he makes you upset. When his name’s gone, he’s gone. Hangman that boy.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has copied:

Eating dark chocolate is practically eating vegetables.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has viewed:

Fake laughing at work is exhausting as hell, just leave me alone, bro.

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Going viral on Facebook:

Me, unwrapping a gift: Oh wow, an item. I love these!

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Shouldn’t autocorrect be called autoassume?

Spotted on TikTok:

You do not have to prove your own humanity to others. Unless it’s a captcha.

Just shared via Discord:

If it walks like a duck and talks like a duck, you’re drunk. Ducks don’t talk.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

I’ve been closer to death than a stable relationship.

Spotted on Facebook:

My cat just knocked over my coffee mug and looked at me like it was my fault. How dare I put it on the edge of the table?

Just landed via WhatsApp:

I know it’s bad, and you’ve got to shut it down right away, but is there anything more hilarious than a swearing toddler?

Going viral on Pinterest:

I love how a film can be life-changing for one person and boring for another.

Trending via Messenger:

We should bring gargoyles back, more buildings need freaky little guys on them.

Going bananas on WeChat:

I only have one wish in life… For all my dreams to come true.

Funny crowded quotes

Funny crowded quotes bring the chaos of packed places to life with a hilarious twist 😄🚌 From sardine-can subways to bustling markets, these witty lines capture the madness and make you laugh out loud 🤣 Whether you’re stuck in a crowd or just people-watching, get ready to smile at the madness around you! 🎉👥 #CrowdedLife #LaughOutLoud

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Growing up means choosing cozy couch moments over crowded club scenes. Cheers to adulting!

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That place is so crowded; nobody goes there anymore.

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37 shares on WhatsApp this month:

The man who invented the Ferris wheel never met the man who invented the merry-go-round. They traveled in different circles.

67 shares on Pinterest this month:

Don’t worry, baby, the back pain is because your wings are growing.

54 shares on Twitch this month:

One time I refused to buy a watch because it was only waterproof to 100 meters. Not sure what sort of future I was imagining for myself there.

32 shares on YouTube this month:

Asking for a cigarette, then adding it to my own pack.

86 shares on TikTok this month:

If my wife doesn’t win anything on this $1 scratch ticket, it’s going to go down as one of the worst anniversary gifts ever.

56 shares on Discord this month:

Finally gathered all my thoughts and now they’re jumping me.

10 shares on Twitch this month:

The websites that let me check out as a guest are the real heroes.

61 shares on Facebook this month:

With all the fake information out there, I refuse to believe scales or mirrors.

53 shares on LinkedIn this month:

My soul leaving my body when the lecturer says “let’s hear from someone who hasn’t spoken yet”

83 shares on Reddit this month:

No one suddenly needs anything more than a kid whose mom has just sat down and gotten comfortable.

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If you don’t laugh at my jokes then I will.

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There should be a way to take back a compliment bestowed upon a person who doesn’t acknowledge it well.

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Thank god I played a lot of Tetris as a kid or I never would have been able to get everything into the freezer.

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Here’s to a new year of making the same old mistakes, but with far more enthusiasm.

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If I were a bird, I know who I’d poop on.

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I look so pretty today. I should go for a walk and let the people enjoy this.

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If God did not intend for us to eat animals, then why did he make them out of meat?

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There should be a variant of fencing with two guys trying to kiss one another.

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A late person is never happier than when the person they’re meeting is later than them.

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Shoutout to everyone pretending to have it together. Same.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇳🇿 has bookmarked:

People in NYC are like, let me know if you’re ever in NYC.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has viewed:

As a student, the most comforting words you’ll ever hear are “I haven’t started either.”

Someone from 🇮🇪 has downloaded:

I’m here by unpopular demand.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has bookmarked:

People argue with me more in my head than they do in real life.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has shared:

I treat people the way I want to be treated by not leaving the house.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has bookmarked:

It’s easy to keep me happy: feed me sunshine in summer — and keep me warm in winter.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has bookmarked:

Panties is such a weird word. Panties. I can’t say it sexy.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has bookmarked:

In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has viewed:

Single for Christmas, but at least I won’t be buying presents for a liar.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has shared:

Sorry I’m late. I was scraping the clearance tag off your Christmas present.

Social Media Log 💫

Live now on Facebook:

It’s okay to admit you want my lips on yours.

Broadcasted on Discord:

Does your life really flash before your eyes or is it just your brain closing all open tabs one last time.

Going viral on WeChat:

The only way to my heart is with a knife.

Just shared via WeChat:

Roses are red, I’m staying in bed. I’ve made no plans, besides pretending I’m dead.

Going viral on YouTube:

My superpower is keeping this couch cushion warm.

Just shared via Messenger:

I get shy when my man stares at me for too long because what if he’s realizing I’m actually a lil ugly.

Going viral on Messenger:

Phone is a cigarette for eyes.

Live now on Telegram:

Facebook is like a never-ending high school reunion.

Shared recently on Instagram:

Kids these days don’t know the shame of having to explain yo-yo injuries.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Got me some lemons now for the cold. I hope the tequila helps.

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