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Someone from 🇹🇭 has bookmarked:

Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck got engaged, broke up, married other people, had children, reunited, got married, broke up again, and I’ve been single that whole time.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has viewed:

That Coldplay CEO guy was held more accountable than the president.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has bookmarked:

Since it’s impossible to know which period of my life is the middle, I’ve decided to have an ongoing crisis.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has bookmarked:

If I ever experience an earthquake, my first thought will probably be it’s Godzilla.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has shared:

My bank account and I are no longer on speaking terms.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has copied:

Daylight savings is just a made up holiday to sell more daylight.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has copied:

That awkward moment when everything is going so perfectly… and then you wake up.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has shared:

Forrest Gump is a haunting film about how long you have to wait for a bus in America.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has copied:

Is there really anything worse than being forced to watch a video on someone else’s phone and having to pretend to laugh for 2 minutes?

Someone from 🇮🇱 has downloaded:

If i had $5 for every time I said up yours to someone, my butler would be saying it for me.

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Just landed via LinkedIn:

Don’t be coming into my house and causing big spikes of cortisol.

Spotted on Messenger:

Why do flat earthers care so much? Like, what if the Earth is flat. What now?

Just landed via TikTok:

Need to become a tour guide. I’ve just realized it’s the only job I can think of that combines my loves of walking around and knowing more than everyone around me.

Spotted on Pinterest:

I just went to Crazy Town, and they said you’re a local legend.

Trending via Instagram:

I woke up from a deep sleep in a panic thinking I was late for work. Thankfully, I was already there.

Spotted on Threads:

Being silly is very important for my mental health.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Does anyone actually know how to pronounce Worcestershire sauce correctly, or do we all just stumble through it and hope for the best?

Shared recently on TikTok:

British people be like “I’m Bri ish” cause they drank the “T”

Trending via Snapchat:

I’m literally overstimulated with life. I need to scream on top of a mountain.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

My neighbor said he heard me having sex today but it was just me standing in front of my air conditioner.

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Funny crowded quotes bring the chaos of packed places to life with a hilarious twist 😄🚌 From sardine-can subways to bustling markets, these witty lines capture the madness and make you laugh out loud 🤣 Whether you’re stuck in a crowd or just people-watching, get ready to smile at the madness around you! 🎉👥 #CrowdedLife #LaughOutLoud

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That place is so crowded; nobody goes there anymore.

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Growing up means choosing cozy couch moments over crowded club scenes. Cheers to adulting!

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63 shares on Snapchat this month:

People pleasers aren’t kind. They’re afraid.

56 shares on Discord this month:

Establish dominance over your children by whining louder.

66 shares on Pinterest this month:

Apparently it’s inappropriate to yell out “Shots, shots, shots, shots” while your child’s getting immunizations at the pediatrician’s office.

35 shares on Messenger this month:

Adults chasing the popularity they missed out on as teenagers are the worst.

51 shares on Twitch this month:

Tattoos are a great convo starter. So as an introvert, I kinda regret getting them.

76 shares on Discord this month:

When your parents are on a call and they ask for a pen, man, that pressure is real.

62 shares on X this month:

You don’t get to tell me what to do, you’re not my cat.

67 shares on TikTok this month:

If my house is clean, just know I yelled at everyone for two hours first.

92 shares on YouTube this month:

I’m glad cars were invented. Imagine riding a horse at 3 a.m., coming back from the club.

64 shares on Slack this month:

When you’re young, weekends are for fun. When you’re older, they’re for recovery.

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Plot twist: a Mission Impossible movie where the mission is in fact impossible.

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The way Adele works for 6 months and then disappears for 7 years is very much the work-life balance I’m all about.

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Interviewer: Give an example of a difficult scenario and how you handled it. Me: I poured a bowl of cereal but had no milk, so I used ice cream.

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Water bottle leaking in your bag is a top 10 worst experience.

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So apparently problems don’t go away if you ignore them.

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I have to stand in the shower about this.

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Women love it when you approach them on the street and say “whoa, is there a hot babe convention in town?”

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My dog understands several human words. I don’t understand any dog barks. He may be smarter than me.

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If being hydrated is such a great thing, why does it feel like my bladder is pissed off?

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One day you’re young and carefree and the next you sneeze too hard and hurt your neck.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇬🇦 has shared:

But if i put my laundry away, the laundry chair will be out of a job.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has bookmarked:

Photos are cool because they are like now but for later.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has viewed:

“I’m going to try underthinking about a situation, and see if that works.”

Someone from 🇦🇹 has shared:

Ok, hear me out: a reality show where billionaire CEOs have to live off of their lowest-paid employees’ salaries for a month.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has viewed:

I will never understand why our washing machines feel the need to lie about how much time is left. If you need more time, just let me know, that’s fine.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has viewed:

How did they get kids to pose for oil paintings? Mine won’t sit still for 4 seconds for a family photo.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has downloaded:

My only knowledge of animals is that turtles like pizza and cats like lasagna.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has copied:

Rorschach tests are like so easy. Everything’s either a demon or a butterfly and it’s up to you to decide.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has viewed:

I hope the babies I was born with at the hospital are doing good.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has bookmarked:

Can someone please just give me a participation trophy for making it through today, please?

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Twitch:

Taking Adderall before going to lay on the beach so I can focus more on having a good time.

Going viral on YouTube:

I really miss kissing. I hope next year favors my lips.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Sometimes when I get negative feedback I’m like “Hey, only I get to talk to myself that way”.

Just shared via Twitch:

Can you check if my lips taste like cherries?

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Aside from cocaine, has anyone figured out what that little pocket on your jeans is for?

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

I’m the kind of crazy you weren’t warned about because no one knew this level existed.

Spotted on Slack:

Honk shuah. Sleep on that thang!

Just landed via LinkedIn:

You think you’re aging well and then you feel an earlobe hair blowing in the wind.

Just shared via Telegram:

Parallel parking: where true relationships are tested!

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Doggy style is out cat style is in. It’s where I let you touch me until I’m satisfied then ignore you and scratch you if you try and touch me again.

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