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Someone from 🇧🇾 has copied:

Can’t. Too busy saving daylight.

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When I see chocolate, I hear two voices inside me. One says: “Eat it!”. The other says: “Did you hear that? You’re supposed to eat it!”

Someone from 🇵🇼 has bookmarked:

Waiting for my wife to approve my new year’s resolution of making independent decisions.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has bookmarked:

My age is news to me every single time I remember.

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The sexiest woman you know is trying to maintain her balance between insanity and genius.

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In my experience, bowling and pancakes have the same energy. High hopes at the beginning, lowered self-esteem at the end.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has viewed:

I downloaded a meditation app. Now I’m stressed about missing sessions.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has downloaded:

I bet when you invited me to Thanksgiving dinner you didn’t think I’d stay this long.

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When a woman texts you three questions, you should only answer one. She will love that.

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Being skinny may be nice, but chicken nuggets are even nicer.

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I dunno how to flirt but I can insult you so nicely.

Just shared via Facebook:

Sleeping nakey nakey nakey just in case Santa wants a different type of cookie tonight.

Live now on Reddit:

Getting paid to sleep would be such a dream job.

Making waves on Telegram:

Don’t worry, I’m only dead inside from the waist up.

Making waves on Snapchat:

What if we kissed while watching the decay of our society?

Trending via Slack:

If you don’t have at least one white friend named “Matt”, then you are Matt.

Spotted on Messenger:

Girl talk is my favorite. You go from discussing goals to talking about shoes, to hating men, to planning a trip in six minutes.

Just shared via Pinterest:

When I’m done eating… I have to show my hands to my cat, like I’m a blackjack dealer.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Heard a recording of my own voice, and now I can never speak again.

Just shared via WeChat:

I named my eraser Confidence because it gets smaller after every mistake I make.

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Someone from 🇷🇸 has shared:

Just say ‘lol’ and move on.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has shared:

Work meetings would be a lot more fun if they took place in a giant IKEA ball pit.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has downloaded:

100% of all babіes are unemployed. Pathetіc.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has copied:

Girl math is avoiding shipping costs by buying more.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has copied:

Imagine if every time you ate a grape you’d hear a soft voice whisper “that was my son…”

Someone from 🇲🇻 has copied:

I think some of you are faking your sarcasms.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has shared:

My dog pisses on every election sign regardless of political party so I have no idea who he is voting for.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has viewed:

Sorry, I’m late. I found my old CD collection.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has bookmarked:

I wish other jobs let us solve issues by releasing diss tracks. Got some sick rhymes about Debbie from accounting and her poorly structured invoicing.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has shared:

Can’t sleep because I keep finding exciting opportunities to get pissed off.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Slack:

Eight times a day, I ask myself which object in the office will hurt me enough so that I can go home, but at the same time won’t hurt too much.

Just shared via Pinterest:

In a room full of art, I’d still stare at you.

Seen just now on WeChat:

I am physically, mentally and emotionally ready to enter a new phase in my life…. hibernation.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Still holding out hope that these intrusive thoughts are just gas.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Drink coffee, avoid idiots, read books and repeat.

Seen just now on Facebook:

I always set two alarms, one for “Good Intentions Me” and one for “The Real Me”

Making waves on LinkedIn:

My doctor just diagnosed me with anxiety and constipation. Now I’m worried shitless.

Live now on Threads:

Not being filthy rich is continuing to be a huge inconvenience for me.

Seen just now on Discord:

It’s like 10,000 steps when all you need is a nap.

Just landed via Pinterest:

Siblings are proof you can love someone and also dislike them at the same time.

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