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Someone from 🇪🇨 has viewed:

I googled my symptoms, and I just need a day with you in the mountains.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has bookmarked:

Job posting: $15/hr for master’s degree. Burrito menu: $23 for bean and cheese burrito.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has copied:

The Gulf of Mexico should’ve been renamed to Sea Señor.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has copied:

I’m optimistic, in a pessimistic way.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has shared:

If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?

Someone from 🇧🇮 has viewed:

Anything is free if you can outrun security. The more you know.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has downloaded:

Only DM me if you like disappointment.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has shared:

Everyone loves a little silent treatment on the weekend.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has viewed:

Wife asked if I could stop singing Wonderwall. I said maybe…

Someone from 🇯🇵 has bookmarked:

Cooking with glasses on is so humiliating. Why did I just get blinded by steam?

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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372 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,641

Funny Quotes Topics

17,685

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15,641

Updated

Jan 12, 2026

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Going bananas on Pinterest:

I’m so tired of not being a multimillionaire.

Going bananas on WhatsApp:

I was sad, but then I ordered some new clothes. I’m okay now.

Shared recently on X:

Dogs are like chicken nuggets; every time I see one, I want it.

Going viral on Threads:

I want to run through your dreams and settle in your nightmares.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

I don’t want to “act young”. I just can’t be as “grown up” as others my age.

Live now on X:

Accidentally used my real personality at work today… heading to HR now.

Trending via X:

I’m the type of person to go back to sleep and try to finish a dream.

Live now on Snapchat:

Buying groceries with no food stamps should boost your credit score.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Men shouldn’t be allowed to download any app other than Wikipedia.

Live now on Threads:

You can learn a lot about a person by observing their every waking movement from a tree outside their house.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

96 shares on Facebook this month:

Maybe the four horsemen of the apocalypse are Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, and TikTok.

51 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Sometimes, after I’ve completed a task that wasn’t on my to-do list, I’ll add it and then cross it off for the free dopamine boost.

65 shares on Instagram this month:

At the job interview with one AirPod in.

18 shares on Snapchat this month:

Friendly reminder that someone having a different opinion about a movie than you is a direct attack on you as a person and you should take it very personally.

52 shares on Pinterest this month:

Apparently it’s inappropriate to yell out “Shots, shots, shots, shots” while your child’s getting immunizations at the pediatrician’s office.

94 shares on X this month:

Unless I say otherwise, I am always tired.

53 shares on Messenger this month:

Boy, did The Shining nail what it’s like being an only child.

72 shares on X this month:

Nothing has improved the quality of my life more than living beyond my means.

27 shares on X this month:

Roses are red, tacos are delicious. I use paper plates, ’cause I hate doing dishes.

66 shares on Telegram this month:

Where does everyone go to get kisses? I haven’t figured this out yet.

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18 folks are currently checking 👀

Everyone wants a drunk text until I’m doing it at noon.

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There is a grave concern that this post will produce zero likes.

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If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.

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“I’m not short. I’m just more down to earth than most people.”

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You think you’re your own worst critic? Just wait till you have kids.

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Sometimes, fasting from people is also important.

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The most incredible thing about James Bond is the way he can walk into any hotel room and immediately know how to use the shower.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

I’d end my life from loneliness before I ever talk to ChatGPT like it’s my friend.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

Having Christmas off in the middle of the work week and then forcing us to go back to work the next day feels so illegal.

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Just checked my bank account. Looks like everyone’s getting a hug for Christmas.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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372 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,641

Funny Quotes Topics

17,685

Funny Quotes Images

15,641

Updated

Jan 12, 2026

Users Online

3,718

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇮🇩 has bookmarked:

My chess strategy is eating one of your pieces every time you look away.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has downloaded:

“I bought this while depressed” should be an acceptable reason to get a full refund on a return.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has shared:

Life is strange. We come into the world with nothing, then we struggle for everything, and finally, we leave with nothing.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has downloaded:

The real morning people are the ones that wake up to call radio stations.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has downloaded:

If you ever get attacked by a shark, just be a good sport about it and let it eat you. Hey, look on the bright side: It’s a rare occurrence, so you’re special.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has shared:

Why am I scrolling? What am I searching for?

Someone from 🇩🇯 has viewed:

A late person is never happier than when the person they’re meeting is later than them.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has shared:

No rizz, just pretty eyes and many unsettling things to say.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has downloaded:

Calling a lobotomy a “lobobo” to fit in with Gen Z.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has bookmarked:

As a woman, you need to forgive yourself for men you entertained when you had low self-esteem.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Threads:

Sitting on the middle seat of this flight and both my seatmates are reading my book over my shoulder. Should I just start reading it aloud?

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

What can I buy my wife for Valentine’s Day that finally proves to her once and for all that I have absolutely no idea what she likes or who she is?

Trending via Threads:

Sharpening a pencil at the bin was the childhood equivalent of taking a cigarette break.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

I’m at the age where I won’t make eye contact with someone because they look like a “talker.”

Going viral on Pinterest:

My morning routine includes 10 minutes of sitting on my bed and thinking about how tired I am.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Spice up your work day by drinking your coffee from a flask.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

The food hits different when it ain’t yours.

Just landed via Instagram:

It’s really sad that April Fools is the only day people are appropriately skeptical of stuff they read on the internet.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

People my age are on baby #2, and I’m on drink #5.

Shared recently on Slack:

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: you either have a naked window neighbor or you are the naked window neighbor.

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