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Body: Okay, sleepy time. Brain: Okay, thinky time.

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I’m not saving daylight. I’m the one that needs saving.

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They should invent a situationship that turns into something beautiful.

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Due to circumstances beyond my control, I am at work.

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I don’t care if I’m standing in the window, if I said I ain’t home, I ain’t home.

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(at an incredibly low point in my life) I should start dating again.

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Dating outside of your education bracket leads to misunderstandings and arguments.

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You can tell me what you want, but alcohol and eye contact are a dangerous combination.

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Let’s go out for carrots sometime.

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Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth. Then it becomes a soap opera.

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Why have abs when you can have kebabs?

Just landed via WeChat:

Bison may look friend-shaped, but they already have all the friends they want. Keep your distance and don’t make it awkward.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

A thousand curses upon anyone who has ever gone, “Why are you sitting in the dark?” and then flipped the light on without asking.

Trending via Snapchat:

Someone told me I wasn’t thinking clearly, as if that’s even an option.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

I don’t get why banks tie pens with strings. We trust them with money, but they can’t trust us with a single pen.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

So glad that the dream I had of you isn’t affecting me at all, and I’m able to go on with my day without thinking of it.

Breaking via Threads:

I want to make you say, “Oh God,” in a way that makes God nervous.

Seen just now on WeChat:

I’m so lucky people can’t hear what I’m thinking.

Breaking via X:

Unlike men, women would immediately admit their mistakes if they had any.

Making waves on Snapchat:

If someone ghosts you, respect the dead and never disturb them again.

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Funny cubicle quotes bring a touch of humor to the everyday office grind. 🖥️😄 From witty observations about life in a small workspace to playful jabs at office culture, these quotes offer a light-hearted escape from the daily routine. Dive into these funny cubicle quotes and enjoy a chuckle right from your desk! 😂📎

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Show me in the employee handbook where it says I can’t make weird noises in my cubicle.

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57 shares on Snapchat this month:

I could low-key really use a wish right now.

82 shares on Twitch this month:

Some people get it. Most people don’t.

39 shares on Slack this month:

Somebody should market a beer called “Occasionally”. So when asked, I can say, “I only drink occasionally”.

43 shares on TikTok this month:

Salary week, but salary weak.

20 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Everyone’s a badass until the doorbell rings.

69 shares on Slack this month:

I could easily win an Oscar, I just have other things going on right now.

87 shares on WeChat this month:

I bet it feels so good for a cat to headbutt someone they adore.

52 shares on Pinterest this month:

Why is bacon called bacon and cookies called cookies if you cook bacon and bake cookies?

49 shares on Snapchat this month:

Every Jurassic Park movie should end with an insurance adjuster getting a phone call and immediately throwing up.

12 shares on Twitch this month:

You don’t have to write every day to be a writer! You just have to feel guilty every day that you don’t.

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A coffee the size of Manhattan please.

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I always preferred the English spelling of “diarrhea” which is “diarrhoea” because it really looks like you’ve lost control of your vowels.

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The only time you should be faking it is when your pet checks to see if you’re awake.

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Your honor, my client doesn’t like jail.

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If I learned anything in college, it’s that pepper spray only stings for a couple hours.

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I’ve discovered I have a logic fetish, I just can’t stop coming to conclusions.

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One day you’re young and carefree and the next, you’re preheating the bathroom before you go in for a shower.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. More expensive than I was expecting.

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How can people lift weights? My arms get tired just by putting my hair up in a ponytail.

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Most people think that T-Rexes can’t clap because they have short arms, but really it’s because they’re dead.

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Someone from 🇧🇷 has copied:

Everyone is fighting a battle you don’t know about, except for me. I am complaining loudly about my battle. Everybody knows about it.

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Thanks to social media, you can now meet weirdos from the comfort of your own home.

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Have you ever wanted to grab somebody by the shoulders, give them a good shake and whisper “Nobody cares!”

Someone from 🇲🇺 has bookmarked:

To whoever has my voodoo doll, please stop making her go to work.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has shared:

I don’t care for the term drug mule, why can’t it be a drug unicorn.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has bookmarked:

Whenever I feel like I hate my job, I remind myself that I could be a food taster for the emperor.

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Returning to Twitter is like coming back to a dysfunctional family.

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Laxatives help you live up to your full pooptential.

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For Halloween, I will be okay.

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If a door closes, I’m just going to open it again.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on Discord:

Considering joining a cult just for the subsidized housing.

Just landed via Snapchat:

My bit for Thanksgiving is going to be constantly bringing up politics, but pronouncing every politician’s name slightly incorrectly.

Making waves on Pinterest:

I wonder if my bank account thinks about me and has panic attacks.

Spotted on Facebook:

Just because you can connect to your neighbor’s bluetooth speaker and play ghost noises doesn’t mean you should.

Trending via Messenger:

Everyone’s worried about a recession, but babes, we’re heading for a dark age.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Getting excited to go to bed is a different level of adulting.

Trending via TikTok:

I never make the same mistake twice. I make it like five or six times. You know, just to be sure.

Spotted on WeChat:

TVs are like, literally, the only thing that has gotten cheaper as I’ve gotten older.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

I do not care how bad the relationship is, I am NOT calling a radio station for advice.

Just shared via Discord:

I asked myself if I was toxic and we said no.

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