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Someone from 🇸🇷 has bookmarked:

For my next trick, I’ll need a divorce lawyer.

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80 percent of my life now is just “hmmmm… should I bring my jacket or not?”

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What’s it called when you’re super insecure but, at the same time, you can walk into a room full of people and think you’re better than everyone else?

Someone from 🇩🇴 has downloaded:

“This would be better if there was cake” really does ring true in any situation.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has copied:

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest.

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You’re telling me this moron’s on oxy.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has downloaded:

So it turns out that being an adult is mostly just Googling how to do stuff.

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I hope “be the light you want to see in the world” doesn’t refer to Molotov Cocktails.

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I ordered a new umbrella on Amazon and had it delivered straight to the lost and found office to maximize efficiency.

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In your twenties, there may be love. It’s very important to ignore this love and pursue a master’s instead.

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Unknown numbers will call me, then expect me to talk first. Welcome to the breathing competition.

Going bananas on X:

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

My toxic trait is that I give my friends mental health advice when I belong in an asylum.

Breaking via X:

I was really happy about it being Friday until I realized it was only Wednesday.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Oligarchy sounds like something you dip your breadstick in at the olive garden.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Just once, I want a username and password prompt to say: “Close Enough.”

Breaking via Twitch:

If you comment to say “No comment,” you have, in fact, commented.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

It’s ok to not have a Valentine on Valentine’s Day. I didn’t have a groundhog on Groundhog’s Day.

Spotted on YouTube:

My rapper name would be 2 stressd.

Freshly posted on Threads:

I wish companies would use pictures of models looking frazzled and exhausted on their websites, so I can get a real idea of what their clothes will look like on me.

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Funny cubicle quotes bring a touch of humor to the everyday office grind. 🖥️😄 From witty observations about life in a small workspace to playful jabs at office culture, these quotes offer a light-hearted escape from the daily routine. Dive into these funny cubicle quotes and enjoy a chuckle right from your desk! 😂📎

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Show me in the employee handbook where it says I can’t make weird noises in my cubicle.

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69 shares on Telegram this month:

I never learned to swim because I didn’t think it would ever be more than an hour since I last ate.

72 shares on Messenger this month:

The tag on my jeans says “Relaxed” so it obviously doesn’t have children.

14 shares on Instagram this month:

One pretty important part of being a dad is walking faster than the rest of your family through an airport.

34 shares on Messenger this month:

It turns out when someone asks who your favorite child is, you’re supposed to choose from your own. I know that now.

65 shares on Pinterest this month:

Just a friendly reminder folks. Don’t forget to set back your rooster this weekend.

33 shares on Pinterest this month:

My extravagant lifestyle of paying for housing and buying groceries is really getting in the way of my ability to save money.

91 shares on Messenger this month:

Don’t worry, baby, the back pain is because your wings are growing.

72 shares on Twitch this month:

If a billionaire is telling you to vote for someone, it’s probably in your best interest to vote for the other person.

99 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Look, 80’s kids went from Inspector Gadget to Terminator so we have a lot of mixed feelings about technology.

17 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Am I finishing my education or is my education finishing me?

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The Christmas tree I’ve had up all year makes a lot more sense now.

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Some people find it strange when you talk to your pet. I find conversations with some people much stranger.

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Best threesome: me, my bed and my pillow.

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Some things are better left unsaid, unless you’re on X.

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Why would I finish my thought when I could have a new, more exciting one?

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Not to brag, but I can put my socks on without sitting down.

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You can’t keep running away from your problems, you’re getting older and your kids are getting faster.

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So tonight me and my phone are playing hide and seek. So far my phone is winning.

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The ways printers are like kids: Need feeding, are noisy and can’t function when offline.

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Milk teeth are wasted on children. A new set of teeth would be a lot more useful when you’re older.

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Someone from 🇸🇱 has downloaded:

If I was the inventor of healing, I would have made it linear, I can tell you that much.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has viewed:

Some people change their faces like traffic lights change their lights.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has shared:

Slim Shady implies the existence of Thicc Sunny.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has bookmarked:

What beautiful weather outside. I’m gonna close the curtains.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has viewed:

There are so many people going to hell. I’m thinking of investing in some property there.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has viewed:

Men will ruin your whole life and come back and like your Instagram story.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has downloaded:

Opening a bakery and calling it “I’m a crepe. I’m a weird dough.”

Someone from 🇲🇭 has bookmarked:

I don’t really like the song “I’ve Got a Feeling” by Black Eyed Peas, but I just like the part where they say “Mazel Tov.”

Someone from 🇰🇼 has viewed:

My dental hygienist is probably thinking, I bet i could braid this guys nose hair.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has downloaded:

Jobs be asking me for 3 references, and I think I might start doing the same. Like, let me talk to 3 happy employees, please.

Social Media Log 💫

Breaking via LinkedIn:

I made some bad choices in life, but I never bought a pair of Crocs.

Trending via Messenger:

I’m starting to think the real hell is just being stuck in an infinite loop of self-doubt and bad life choices.

Seen just now on Telegram:

Know what goes good with beer? Another one.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

Asking the birds outside my window if they know any Metallica.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Peak delusion is believing that a paragraph will make someone treat you better.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

“I’ve had cigarettes that were better than entire years of my life.”

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

If someone asks you if you’re in the queue, what they actually mean is “you’re really shit at queuing, aren’t you?”

Shared recently on Slack:

That awkward shopping moment when someone is standing in front of the items you need and you pretend you’re shopping for something else because they just won’t budge.

Trending via Facebook:

Taking Adderall before going to lay on the beach so I can focus more on having a good time.

Making waves on Threads:

Hot singles over 40 in your area are curious what you use for joint pain and inflammation.

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