Skip to content

Wordgag ツ

8,000+ funny quotes

Home
Random
Pictures

Wordgag ツ

8,000+ funny quotes

Home
Random
Pictures

Funny cupholder quotes

To accommodate the size of my wife’s new water bottle, we’ve replaced the passenger seat of her car with a cupholder.

Funny Quotes 3 weeks ago

Search for:

Funny Quotes Info 👈

Wordgag serves you funny quotes nonstop. Updated regularly. 😎

All funny quotes and images can be used for free for non-commercial purposes. 😉✌️

Advertisement

Social Media Stars ⭐️

My husband said we need to start exercising and get into shape, so I’m going to wake up early tomorrow and start looking for a new husband. - 99 shares on Facebook this week.
“Hope this email finds you doing well!” The email found me, therefore I am unwell. - 39 shares on LinkedIn this week.
I love making the whole conversation so awkward that the most anyone can say after is “so yeah…” - 29 shares on Telegram this week.
I am a person who wants to get a lot done, trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep in and take naps at times. - 70 shares on Threads this week.
Don’t ever get excited if your kid likes a new food. They won’t like it tomorrow. - 59 shares on X this week.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

8,003 funny quotes and pics

11,377 funny quotes topics

Updated: 50 minutes ago

Trending Funny Quotes 🔥

There is no bigger day for microwaves than the 26th day of December. This is their Olympics. - 2 folks are currently viewing this quote.
You should be allowed to leave work early if you are really in love. - 7 folks are currently viewing this quote.
I didn’t go to the Carribean, my tan is from standing in front of the rotisserie chicken at Costco. - 6 folks are currently viewing this quote.
When I tell you “I’m open to feedback” I’m telling you to be nice to me or I’ll resort to violence. - 3 folks are currently viewing this quote.
Forget carrying me to bed; carry me to the end of the workweek. Then we can talk. - 2 folks are currently viewing this quote.

Top Funny Quotes Topics 🗂

activity communication day family food fun humor i irony joke just know life love me need never parenting people procrastination relationship sarcasm sleep social someone technology think time want work

Disclaimer
Privacy
Terms & Conditions

© Wordgag 2024. All rights reserved.