Funny cupholder quotes

72 shares on WhatsApp this month:

You unfollow me because you are afraid of falling in love with me. I know!

34 shares on Threads this month:

Sure, my internet service is overpriced and spotty but you can’t put a price on unintentionally being dropped from every Zoom meeting.

68 shares on YouTube this month:

If you see me out in public but we haven’t talked since high school, let’s keep it that way.

19 shares on Instagram this month:

As it turns out, the only way to avoid work stress is not going.

80 shares on Messenger this month:

Microdosing Christmas by being present.

57 shares on Messenger this month:

Most people think that T-Rexes can’t clap because they have short arms, but really it’s because they are dead.

19 shares on Messenger this month:

I’m an optimist and i understand how annoying that is.

12 shares on LinkedIn this month:

It’s called the Summer Olympics so one of the events should be running in flip flops to catch the ice cream man.

94 shares on Discord this month:

Everyone’s a badass until the doorbell rings.

99 shares on Twitch this month:

Most men don’t actually want to do things; they just want to talk about doing them.