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People can’t drive you crazy if you don’t give them the keys.

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For introverts, the worst kind of head-on collision is running directly into the person we’re avoiding at the grocery store.

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My boyfriend moved in with me straight from Hotel Mama. In a way, I’m now a single parent.

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Born to say “Who the hell raised you to be this stupid.” Forced to work in groups.

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I still can’t believe they named a company GoDaddy.

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To everyone I’ve wronged this year. Next year same time, same place.

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So a baby crawls across the floor to it’s bottle and it’s cute but when I do it Im in need of an intervention?

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People see me spending money and think I’m rich. No, bro, I’m just irresponsible.

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Thinking about taking some time off to focus on cheese.

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My dream DUI is driving a Saab through the Great British Bake Off tent.

Trending via Slack:

Extroverts love our energy. That’s why they suck it out of us.

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Back in my day, we had to walk to the TV to change the channel. Uphill, both ways!

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

I’m at the age where a house arrest no longer sounds like the worst thing.

Going viral on Discord:

A good hack to make my house look clean and tidy in the evening is to turn all the lights off.

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Cheeseburgers should be free for anyone that’s in a bad mood.

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I’m the type of person to go back to sleep and try to finish a dream.

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A wise man once said: “Yes, darling. You’re right.”

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When someone yells stop I don’t know whether it’s in the name of love, it’s Hammer time, or I should smell the flowers.

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Driving between speed cameras is called intermittent fasting.

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Girlhood is taking hundreds of pictures only to post one or none at all.

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I was hoping to age like a fine wine, but I sort of feel more like an avocado.

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Live now on YouTube:

Getting emotional thinking about everything SpongeBob has been through and his resilience despite it all.

Live now on WhatsApp:

Another customer getting a haircut started talking to my barber. Please don’t talk to my barber. You have your own.

Just landed via Reddit:

I’m currently trying not to read anything about carbohydrates after 4pm.

Spotted on YouTube:

Not to brag but I don’t need alcohol to do something stupid.

Just landed via Threads:

One time, when I was a kid, I fell off my bike and hit my head so hard, I was briefly able to communicate with bees.

Trending via WhatsApp:

If by ‘leg day’ you mean a day that we put your legs on my shoulders, then yes, I love leg day.

Just landed via Reddit:

If you can’t handle me at my weirdest, then leave, because it gets weirder.

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