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My nickname in high school was “who?”

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My sleeping pattern isn’t even a pattern anymore. It’s a lifestyle.

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Life would be so much easier if the nose of people who lie all the time did actually grow longer like Pinocchio’s.

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I cannot definitively say, even after all I’ve seen, that I would not visit Jurassic Park.

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Me, gently telling my kids that I ate the rest of the ice cream: Your dad ate the rest of the ice cream.

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I keep my eyes in great shape by rolling them constantly.

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One of the kids said, “Camping looks fun,” so tonight we’re watching The Revenant.

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I grew up in a poor family. We didn’t have much, but we had each other. And that was the worst part.

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Just because talking is for you doesn’t mean that starting a podcast is.

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If you say “awesome sauce” on a first date, you’ll still have that lucky condom in your wallet tomorrow.

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Please don’t dm me with the intention of dating me. You deserve less.

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Germany is now advising people to stock up on cheese and sausages. This is called the Wurst Käse scenario.

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A real smartphone would know when to shut up.

Making waves on Reddit:

Apparently you’re not supposed to announce that there’s been a death in the family every time you kill a houseplant.

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It took me 5 minutes to do something I’ve been stressing about for 6 months. I will learn nothing from this.

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Did you know on the Canary Islands there is not one canary? And on the Virgin Isles? Same thing – not one canary there either!

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Every day when I get home, I thank my cats for allowing me to live in their house.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

I haven’t spoken to my wife in years. I didn’t want to interrupt her.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

Love is in the air, but so is the flu. Wash your hands!

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Before social media, you could just completely forget that somebody existed. Good times.

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When people say they’re speechless, I always hope they mean it, but they never stop talking.

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Me pulling into a full parking lot: Don’t these people have homes?

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If you love someone be brave enough to tell them. Otherwise be brave enough to watch them dating someone else.

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“Don’t let me keep you!” Translation: Please go.

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Stomach: I will now demonstrate a blue whale’s mating call.

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Eventually, kids get old enough to see which parent was the problem.

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Some things are better left unsaid, but people get drunk and say them anyway.

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I had to treat myself to a sweet goody today to distract my mind from the horrors of life.

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Problems are like balls. Everyone thinks they have bigger ones than you.

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Polar lights: when the sky forgets it’s supposed to be boring.

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Going viral on Threads:

Coke tastes like tapping into your ancient ancestral petroleum reserves, while Sprite tastes like being connected to a big, beautiful energy grid.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

I drink my coffee black because I like to save my calories for alcohol.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Taylor Swift should write a song about people who don’t return their shopping carts to the corrals.

Shared recently on X:

I try not to laugh at my own jokes, but we all know I’m hilarious.

Spotted on YouTube:

A spiral is just a circle that’s afraid of closure.

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I like you so much, I’d actually learn your phone number.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

There is no actual wolf in Wolf of Wall Street.

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My ex thinks I’m with someone else, someone else thinks I’m with my ex, everyone wonders where I am. Here I am. Just enjoying my own life.

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My dog sure does give a lot of side eye for someone without a job.

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Wine drunk doesn’t even make itself known. You’re just relaxed, and then, all of a sudden, you feel sexier.

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