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Someone from 🇸🇨 has shared:

Can’t be sexting when you’re somewhat articulate. You just sound like a vampire.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has shared:

Why go to the art museum when I can just stare at you?

Someone from 🇬🇷 has copied:

I find myself thinking “God, I need a cigarette” way too often for someone who doesn’t actually smoke.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has shared:

If I met someone like me, I’d be really concerned for them.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has bookmarked:

“My family doesn’t have a black sheep,” I say, while everyone avoids eye contact.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has copied:

That gap between Christmas and New Year’s when you can’t tell what day of the week it is.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has shared:

IKEA products should be cheaper, I’m doing all the work here. It’s like ordering takeout food and still having to cook it when it arrives.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has copied:

If I have to look at any more spreadsheets today, you’re gonna have to spread my ashes.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has shared:

You should be allowed to go home early from work if you miss your dog a lot.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has shared:

I call my period Shark week. I want to eat everything, I’m snapping at people, I feel huge, people are scared of me, and there is blood everywhere.

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Just landed via X:

They should invent a weekend that goes by slowly.

Trending via YouTube:

There’s a reason you ain’t ever used your phone in a dream.

Just landed via Telegram:

Having a mom who cooks good food is such a big flex.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Rudolph’s bright red nose would not have done anything to improve Santa’s visibility in dense fog.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Juggling screen time is the ultimate multitasking Olympics.

Shared recently on WeChat:

Did you know 17 muscles are activated when you’re crying? Fitness is my passion.

Trending via TikTok:

Weed smokers be like, “Hold up — before we go to the store, I have to get scared.”

Freshly posted on Reddit:

The worst person to share a room with is someone who puts on 10 alarms 2 mins apart each, and wakes up at none.

Just shared via Slack:

Hey, I came over because the grass seemed really green here, but now that I’m looking back that grass actually looks crazy green, so I’m gonna go.

Just shared via Reddit:

Dating me is super easy. I text you at 8; you reply at 8:00:01.

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86 shares on YouTube this month:

I have noticed something quite worrying: after I buy more things I have less money.

74 shares on X this month:

It’s not about the cards you’re dealt, but how you play the hand you’ve got hidden up your sleeve.

64 shares on Pinterest this month:

Isn’t it odd that “read” is pronounced like “lead”, while “read” is pronounced like “lead”?

40 shares on YouTube this month:

Tried to be a responsible adult today. Won’t be doing that again.

24 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Don’t let anyone make you feel bad about yourself. You can do that on your own.

86 shares on Messenger this month:

$20k in my bank account. – The k is silent.

91 shares on Telegram this month:

If I’m ever on life support, unplug me, then plug me back in. See if that works.

22 shares on Reddit this month:

My son just turned an everything bagel into an everywhere bagel.

95 shares on WhatsApp this month:

The moon is literally dragging the oceans around, and you think your body shouldn’t feel it?

37 shares on Messenger this month:

Why is everyone against sugar? Who stood beside you when things went wrong and you were sad? It wasn’t lettuce, for sure.

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Confidence is 10% work and 90% delusion.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

How silly of me to forget that I am the love of my life.

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Warning: People who need to leave their homes today are advised that it is extremely Monday outside this morning.

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Referring to normal shoes as non-bowling shoes.

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Hey, I noticed you’re completely uninterested in me and couldn’t care whether I live or die. Would you like to build a life together?

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Do u guys also have a story in your head, and when you’re bored, you just add more to it and continue from where you left off?

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Me leaving the house: I hope I don’t see anyone.

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Being single past 30 is like playing hide and seek, except no one is looking for you.

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I need money, not feelings.

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I’m still waiting for the day my parents will say, “It’s all fake, we are millionaires, this was just to teach you to be humble”.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇸🇳 has copied:

Just because I’m friendly doesn’t mean I like you. It just means that I’m not rude.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has shared:

Whoever’s praying on my downfall, I appreciate you thinking of me.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has copied:

You ever get surprised by your own recurring issues? Like, come on man, I thought we were past this.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has viewed:

Some things are better left unsaid, unless you’re on X.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has downloaded:

Legos are too expensive nowadays. They should go back to costing as much as they did when my parents paid for them.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has bookmarked:

Offering people sitting on the bus my standing room. Like it’s better.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has downloaded:

Interviewer: Why do you want to work in customer service? Me: Well, I’m really good at apologizing for things that aren’t my fault.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has shared:

I could never abuse substances, they mean a lot to me.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has copied:

Not being able to teleport is a huge inconvenience for me.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has shared:

The worst part of online shopping is having to get up and get your card out of your wallet.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Snapchat:

If people continue to behave so badly, I will donate my organs to an animal shelter.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Doggystyle, so we can both look at the river.

Shared recently on Messenger:

You lose some, you lose some more.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Some people are living proof that brain failure does not immediately lead to death.

Just shared via Snapchat:

I keep saying, “It is what it is,” but what even is it?

Going bananas on WhatsApp:

Every CVS has its own unique energy that’s powerful enough to exalt or destroy the individual.

Going bananas on Instagram:

I have this rare skin disease called perfect.

Just shared via Snapchat:

My parents didn’t raise me to be rude, I had to practice.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

I’ve never been to hell, but I once forgot to buy batteries for the toys on Christmas morning. The sound is still ringing in my ears.

Making waves on Messenger:

More dangerous than a lion that roars is a woman gone silent.

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