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Someone from 🇪🇸 has shared:

Baby, we believe in God around here, I don’t care what’s trending these days.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has copied:

I’m so single right now, I can’t even spell relayshaunship.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has copied:

Someone asked me how much I normally spend on a bottle of wine. Answering “usually an hour” wasn’t the right answer. I know this now.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has viewed:

I’ve discovered that my visiting family members leave crumbs in the butter. Please keep me in your thoughts during this difficult time.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has bookmarked:

A real smartphone would know when to shut up.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has downloaded:

Don’t scare me, I fart easily.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has shared:

Losing and then immediately gaining weight is my superpower.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has viewed:

Sometimes I delete a post because I remember I’m too old for it.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has viewed:

Coconut water taste like it’s been in someone else’s mouth.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has copied:

If you can’t handle me at my worst, you don’t deserve me at my horniest.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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59 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,328

Funny Quotes Topics

17,448

Funny Quotes Images

15,328

Jan 2, 2026

3,466

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via WeChat:

Sometimes I wonder if the plot ever gets tired of being twisted.

Spotted on Facebook:

“I have an AI boyfriend.” No, you don’t. It’s Adam and Eve or Adam and Steve, not Adam and USB.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, and I’m like, cool, can one of you reach the top shelf for me.

Shared recently on YouTube:

This going into the office stuff blows. Like, I seriously have to wear clothes now.

Breaking via Discord:

The trick is to not let people know how weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

It’s called a Caesar Salad because you stab it a bunch of times when you eat it.

Live now on WhatsApp:

I like to establish dominance by yawning the minute someone tries to make small talk with me.

Spotted on Discord:

Yes, I make bad decisions when I’m drunk. But I wouldn’t say that the decisions I make when I’m sober are any better.

Going viral on Facebook:

I wish I had a friend like me.

Spotted on WeChat:

The only recipes they have online are where I’m the one who’s supposed to buy all this stuff and then make it. That’s not what I’m looking for.

Funny digital culture quotes

Funny digital culture quotes are the perfect way to LOL 🤣 while navigating our screen-filled world 🌐✨ From memes that speak our minds to witty takes on tech fails 🤳💥, these gems capture the quirks of online life with a smile 😄💻. Whether you’re a social media pro or just here for the laughs, get ready to scroll, chuckle, and share the digital vibes! 🚀📱

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Twitter is the black sheep of the web, always in the corner, loudly arguing with itself.

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2 months ago

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I will not stop replying with gifs. I am a Millennial, it’s my birthright.

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2 months ago

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71 shares on Pinterest this month:

I talk a lot of shit for someone who is startled by my own toast popping up while I’m watching it. Every. Single. Time.

17 shares on TikTok this month:

I grew up ugly, so I had to be funny, and then got hot in my twenties, so that’s how I became perfect.

31 shares on Messenger this month:

As a kid, I didn’t understand the subtext of ‘I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus’ at all. I thought Mommy was cheating.

37 shares on TikTok this month:

My three favorite things are eating my family and not using commas.

17 shares on Telegram this month:

Tryna choke on gummy bears so my tombstone can read ‘killed by a bear’

54 shares on Slack this month:

Ever looked at your ex and wondered, was I drunk the entire relationship?

72 shares on X this month:

Marriage is scary, what if he doesn’t want our house to look like my Pinterest board.

71 shares on WeChat this month:

I really miss kissing. I hope next year favors my lips.

95 shares on TikTok this month:

Nothing prepares you for the day you wake up and realize you have a favorite cardigan.

63 shares on Reddit this month:

Offering people sitting on the bus my standing room. Like it’s better.

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Hot Jokes 💥

5 folks are currently checking 👀

My boss told me to start every presentation with a joke. The first slide was my paycheck.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

Grocery carts should have barcode scanners on them so you can see how much you’re spending as you put things in your cart.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

My life goal is to make you feel as awkward or awesome as you are making me feel.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

Just blocked all the ugly people, so if you see this… what’s up, big sexy?

11 folks are currently checking 👀

Just pulled a Werther’s Original out of my pocket, like I’m 87 years old.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

It’s crazy people waste their time with hobbies and family when there are strangers on the internet who need to be argued with.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

Sorry, I can’t come. I’m still recovering from the last time I went out.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

Imagine you and me as cows in Switzerland, enjoying the view and saying “moo” every day.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

Nothing worse than realising you vented to the wrong person.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

It’s Monday, proceed with caution.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

59 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,328

Funny Quotes Topics

17,448

Funny Quotes Images

15,328

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,450

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇲🇪 has viewed:

Dear 8 hours of sleep, I miss you so much.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has bookmarked:

“Are you dating anyone?” I close my eyes when I walk past mirrors.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has downloaded:

And to my children I leave my collection of tote bags and gift bags.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has bookmarked:

Love to go to hipster restaurants and eat half a grilled cheese off an old license plate.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has shared:

Passwords are like underwear: You shouldn’t leave them out where people can see them, you should change them regularly, and you shouldn’t loan them out to strangers.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has copied:

Whoever said “team work makes the dream work” needs to explain that to my many personalities.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has viewed:

I regret to inform you that the secret to appearing well-read is to read.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has viewed:

I’m going to a karaoke bar tomorrow, where I’ll sing every song in the style of Yoko Ono.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has viewed:

That’s kind of sexy of you to be a little weird.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has bookmarked:

Watching a movie on the plane? No thanks. Watching my seatmate’s movie with no audio and not understanding what’s going on for over an hour? Yassss.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on Telegram:

Thinking of starting a true crime podcast. Gotta explain this search history somehow.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

I don’t get vegetables on my pizza because I don’t like mixing business with pleasure.

Trending via X:

Reverse cowgirl so I can post selfies.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

I walk around like everything’s fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

I just need to get over everything that has happened to me in my entire life and then we can hang out.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

When God created the giraffe, he probably slipped with the mouse on the screen. This is how its neck was created.

Spotted on Slack:

My summer body is just my winter body with better lighting.

Going bananas on Threads:

What song lyric resonates with you the most? Mine is “we’re tiny, we’re toony, we’re all a little loony”

Live now on Messenger:

The only guarantee in life is, if you run errands looking like shit, you will run into everyone you haven’t seen in months.

Making waves on YouTube:

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, Guantanamo Bay.

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