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Someone from 🇭🇺 has bookmarked:

If you keep your AC any higher than 75, please don’t invite me to your terrarium, you lizard.

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At the job interview with one AirPod in.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has viewed:

It’s a good thing that our phones only convey sight and sound. No offense, but from most of you I would never want to receive a smelfie!

Someone from 🇸🇹 has bookmarked:

You come from dust and you’ll return to dust, so that’s why I never dust. It could be someone I know.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has shared:

My goal weight is getting a magician to saw me in half.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has bookmarked:

Me, watching porn: they’re just going to let that pizza get cold?

Someone from 🇧🇧 has viewed:

If you apply enough sunscreen, the rain simply rolls off.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has downloaded:

I do not support all women. Some of you are very mean for no reason.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has viewed:

In the 90s, you could tell who won the rap battle by who was still alive.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has bookmarked:

I love how all the movies about teenagers have to be set in the 90s or earlier otherwise we’d just be watching kids on their phones for two hours.

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For as long as that song was, you’d think the Ghost Busters would have mentioned their phone number at least once.

Trending via Instagram:

You can’t have everything… where would you put it?”

Trending via Instagram:

Started from the bottom, now we a little bit above the bottom.

Making waves on X:

My kid asked where babies come from and I said everywhere, man, they’re worldwide.

Freshly posted on Slack:

I don’t want to brag but I walked into a room and remembered why I walked in.

Seen just now on Messenger:

If you say something while exhaling smoke, it is 10 times more profound.

Just shared via Reddit:

Does anyone else stare at the dead body in movies to see if you can catch them breathing?

Trending via Snapchat:

It’s not you. Just the things you say, think, and do.

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

If I had known I looked this sexy in glasses, I would’ve stopped being able to see a long time ago.

Seen just now on YouTube:

You can’t boss me around. You’re not my bladder.

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Someone from 🇩🇰 has downloaded:

Can’t believe we used to throw eggs at houses, and now we can afford neither eggs nor houses.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has bookmarked:

Curly fries are my favorite as they’re salty and spiraling, like me.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has copied:

I tried to scream into the abyss today but got a busy signal.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has bookmarked:

You want me to attend a work meeting? The thing that killed Julius Caesar?

Someone from 🇻🇳 has viewed:

Spent most of the day making sure my couch still works. So far so good.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has bookmarked:

God saw you do that.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has viewed:

I’m a credit card, cause I’m always being used or denied.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has viewed:

Even Hotmail is hotter than me.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has downloaded:

I think my soulmate might be carbs.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has copied:

So you mean to tell me a stress ball isn’t for throwing at people who stress you out?

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Freshly posted on Pinterest:

If sex was strictly meant for procreation, why did God make it feel so good?

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

Where did you come from, Where did you go, Where did you come from, Pokémon Go.

Making waves on Pinterest:

I think God was high when he made me.

Making waves on Messenger:

Trying to spend less time on my phone so I can get back to something I’ve loved since childhood: watching TV.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

Do other people remember toasters with wings flying across our computer screens or was that a fever dream I just had?

Making waves on Reddit:

My doctor no longer prescribes me Viagra. He just left me hanging.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

No, no, I’m listening, it just takes me some time to process so much stupidity all at once.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Holiday dinners with family are like real life boss levels with the worst loot.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

Did you guys hear about the “internet”? Apparently, you can say literally anything there.

Just landed via Messenger:

Need a dimly lit cocktail date with a gaze so lustful it causes God to draft up another sin.

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