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The amount I’m sighing these days could fuel a small wind farm.

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Why trust atoms? Because they’ve never been caught fibbing, just fission.

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If life has taught me one thing, it’s that I need more money.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has copied:

If you don’t laugh at my jokes then I will.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has bookmarked:

Fun fact: If Celine Dion sang only the vowels in her name, it would be the lyrics to Old McDonalds Farm.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has shared:

I’m not saying I’ve aged like fine wine, but I am currently being stored in a dark place and avoiding sunlight at all costs.

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If you’re ever wondering what to do in an uncomfortable situation, just think “What would teenage me do?” And then do the opposite of that.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has copied:

Spongebob wouldn’t even mess with some of y’all. But he’d hang out with me because my heart is pure, and I like to laugh a lot.

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I made you something special for Mother’s Day, my kid threatened.

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People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life.

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Being friends with introverts is hard sometimes. Did they die? Are they just recharging? Are they Batman now? The suspense is killing me.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Parenting just means you have to pretend you like to eat fruits and vegetables in front of your kids, knowing you’d rather eat a cheeseburger instead.

Spotted on Twitch:

I’m going crazy, y’all. Coming with me?

Seen just now on Telegram:

I don’t see why walking is healthy. Zombies walk constantly and they look awful.

Making waves on TikTok:

Starting all my work emails today with, “to whom it’s about to concern”.

Spotted on Facebook:

Relationships: Because sometimes destroying your life is a two person job.

Spotted on Slack:

I call my period Shark week. I want to eat everything, I’m snapping at people, I feel huge, people are scared of me, and there is blood everywhere.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

How does pasta water know when you’re not looking?

Spotted on WeChat:

My search history is filled with me googling regular words just to make sure I’m using them right.

Making waves on WeChat:

I don’t need a fancy watch to tell me I’m not fit one bit.

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Someone from 🇲🇬 has copied:

That beeping of the parking assistant when you get too close to other cars. I’d like that for people.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has downloaded:

If you want to make God laugh, inhale some helium then tell Him your plans.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has shared:

Animals are 15 minutes old and already know what to do.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has viewed:

How did we decide to go with cockpit?

Someone from 🇱🇸 has shared:

The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has copied:

Standing on a scale and thinking: so much wisdom and inner beauty can’t be light.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has copied:

I am a person who wants to get a lot done, trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep in and take naps at times.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has downloaded:

Not smiling until Friday; nothing is funny this week.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has shared:

Vote for me, I’ll cut the alphabet in half.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has viewed:

I miss being the age where the most devastating thing in the world was when my sandwiches got cut into squares instead of triangles.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via Facebook:

True luxury is sleeping until you wake up by yourself.

Making waves on Twitch:

Sorry, I’m poor, I can’t afford to pay attention.

Just landed via Telegram:

Who needs an alarm clock when you have a bladder.

Trending via Facebook:

Show me in the employee handbook where it says I can’t make weird noises in my cubicle.

Just shared via Twitch:

“You like talking to yourself?” God forbid I seek advice from an expert.

Making waves on Instagram:

“Machines will soon be as smart as people.” Ok, but which people?

Just landed via WhatsApp:

I don’t know if I’m pregnant or what, but I’ve been craving 3 million dollars so bad.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

My security system is just a bunch of my unpaid bills taped to my front door.

Just shared via Telegram:

Frodo is a beautiful name for a boy. Has a ring to it.

Trending via LinkedIn:

I lied, there’s no sex. Stand over there and tell me if this painting I’m hanging is straight.

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