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Someone from 🇧🇹 has downloaded:

Cookbook, but each recipe includes a photo of all the dishes that need to be cleaned after making it.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has downloaded:

The worst part about going to work is the part where you have to go to work.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has viewed:

The best thing about work is the coffee machine and the drive home.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has shared:

I’m a work in progress that hasn’t made much progress.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has viewed:

My soulmate probably seen my posts and deleted me.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has downloaded:

Used shampoo containing caffeine. My hair is already on its way to work.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has shared:

Fog. When nature is too lazy to load the complete environment.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has bookmarked:

What did people do before eyeglasses, like half the world just walked around not being able to see?

Someone from 🇷🇼 has shared:

Ten million people accused me of exaggerating today.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has downloaded:

If I walk into a girl’s house and she got like 50 plants, I know she’s a keeper because she already takes care of a bunch of useless things. What’s one more?

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

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Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on X:

If by ‘leg day’ you mean a day that we put your legs on my shoulders, then yes, I love leg day.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

They should invent a word for when you’re alive but not really living.

Trending via Instagram:

GTA6 should have streams and wetlands so we can work to conserve and restore them.

Going bananas on LinkedIn:

The quickest way to get your kid to do their homework is to ask them to help with some chores.

Just shared via Discord:

Girls expect handwritten letters from guys who copy birthday wishes from ChatGPT.

Spotted on WeChat:

Better to be a wolf that everyone hates, than a donkey that everyone rides.

Just shared via Pinterest:

If we get invaded by space aliens, I am immediately defecting to the alien side. Sorry.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

I do believe TikTok saves the funniest videos for late at night. There’s no way.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Delete a letter of his name from your contacts every time he makes you upset. When his name’s gone, he’s gone. Hangman that boy.

Making waves on Instagram:

If I was ever told to “dress to impress”, my first thought would be to get the Batman suit out.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

56 shares on TikTok this month:

Harmonicas are basically for people who like to hear music while they spit.

17 shares on WeChat this month:

Golf would be more exciting to watch if they played naked.

97 shares on Messenger this month:

Adulthood is realising no one cares about you, and the show must go on.

39 shares on Twitch this month:

Roses are red. Blue got me thinking. I reckon it’s time for some excessive day drinking…

60 shares on TikTok this month:

People tell me to just be myself like that would be a good thing.

27 shares on Twitch this month:

Sorry I didn’t get you an anniversary card, babe, but you opted in to paperless affection on our third date.

64 shares on WeChat this month:

Don’t you hate it when you offer help and the other person says yes?

70 shares on YouTube this month:

I’m going to get some steel wool so I can crochet myself a new car.

17 shares on Reddit this month:

According to my chocolate advent calendar, there are only 4 days until Christmas.

33 shares on TikTok this month:

I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.

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Hot Jokes 💥

19 folks are currently checking 👀

Instead of presents this year, I’m giving everyone my opinion. Get excited!

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Having a peanut allergy has to be so wild. Like, imagine you’re at a baseball game and there are people chucking bags of rattlesnakes past your head.

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I wonder if the fall of Rome was this stupid.

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Microdosing bungee jumping by bending over to pick up a hair tie.

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Buying books and reading them are actually two entirely different hobbies.

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Y’all can keep the nonchalant ones — I want mine weak in the knees about me.

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The best way to teach your kids about taxes is by eating 30 percent of their ice-cream.

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Oh, Amazon, no. Please do not tell me how many packages I had delivered this year; that is none of my business.

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Laptops become possessed with slowness when they see that you are in a hurry.

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It’d be nice if my bank account filled up as quickly as my laundry basket.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,298

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇨🇫 has bookmarked:

Every person you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Make it worse by asking if they’re drinking enough water.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has downloaded:

Home is where you trust the toilet seats.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has viewed:

What do you mean I overthink things (as I wonder if I hurt my dog’s feelings by liking cat videos on Instagram)?

Someone from 🇭🇹 has downloaded:

Please don’t interrupt me when I’m trying to overhear something.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has copied:

The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons, and 85% morons.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has copied:

I lied, there’s no sex. Can you tell me a bedtime story?

Someone from 🇲🇨 has viewed:

Don’t hate me because I can fall asleep within seconds; hate me because I can sleep through the night without having to get up to go to the bathroom.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has bookmarked:

It’s amazing how much I accomplish around the house right before someone is coming over.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has viewed:

Umbrellas are great if you only want to get wet sideways.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has copied:

Unfortunately, I don’t give ugly men a chance, because they wouldn’t give me one if I were the ugly one.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Pinterest:

Spotify Wrapped, but for all your bad decisions this year.

Just landed via Discord:

Curly fries are my favorite as they’re salty and spiraling, like me.

Just landed via Facebook:

Apple, who gives you permission to turn the brightness down again when I’ve just turned it up?

Going viral on Reddit:

McDonald’s only giving me 9 Chicken Nuggets instead of 10 is how my villain origin story began.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Sorry I didn’t respond to your message, I got stuck in a cloud while skydiving and lived for 72 days by drinking rain and eating birds that flew too close.

Just landed via Twitch:

It’s crazy how drinking poison makes you feel like shit the next day.

Trending via YouTube:

Remember those days when you missed school and you’d check the time and think, “They’re eating right now.”

Shared recently on Discord:

After I get irritated, it takes me about 2 hours to fix my face.

Just shared via Facebook:

If the earth was flat, cats would have pushed everything off it by now.

Going viral on Pinterest:

I wish I was born into wealth so I could have a nice 1-bedroom apartment.

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