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Someone from 🇭🇺 has bookmarked:

My goal weight is getting a magician to saw me in half.

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Would it kill the makers of avocados to put a different toy inside?

Someone from 🇸🇧 has copied:

I like you because we hate the same people.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has downloaded:

Please stop adding touchscreens to cars. Most of these idiots can barely drive as it is.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has shared:

Girl, if the moon can block the sun, then you can definitely block your ex.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has viewed:

I hate it when I’m gossiping at work and a customer wants to be served. How rude is that?

Someone from 🇮🇹 has bookmarked:

Many greetings from my coffee. Y’all are talking too much again.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has downloaded:

I’ve been saving these cleavage crumbs just for you babe.

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Next time I feel incompetent at my job, I hope I remember that someone once pushed a live software update that crashed half the planet.

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My favorite color is money.

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And once again my day begins without a red carpet! Guys, I’m really disappointed in you.

Spotted on Telegram:

Ground beef implies the existence of sky beef.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Of course women need more pockets, where are we supposed to hold all of our grudges?

Going viral on Reddit:

I thought I wanted a career. Turns out all I wanted is paychecks.

Going viral on Slack:

Everyone is using AI to write business emails, texts, etc. At this point in time, we may as well just tell our AIs to talk to each other and then let us know what kind of deal they worked out.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Asking Santa Claus for nudes.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

When I say “I hate drama”, I mean I hate being involved in drama. Other people’s drama? Big fan!

Spotted on Slack:

Just once I wanna slide down a dinosaur at the end of my workday, is that too much to ask for?

Making waves on Instagram:

I’m not an alcoholic, I only drink twice a year. When it’s sunny, and when it isn’t.

Spotted on Slack:

It’s weird that Usher doesn’t have any songs about showing people to their seats.

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Someone from 🇾🇪 has copied:

I’ve decided that I need to eat more vegetables, so I’m gonna make a carrot cake later.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has viewed:

Normalize mouthing the lyrics to the song in your headphones in public.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has downloaded:

They should have a section on the wing of the plane where people can go out for a cigarette.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has copied:

Meteorologist: It’s going to get even hotter. Me, on fire: WHAT?

Someone from 🇳🇪 has bookmarked:

The only thing limiting what you can put in a sandwich is your imagination and the laws of physics.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has shared:

I need to consult the woods about this.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has downloaded:

Sunrises are really beautiful, but the timing is rather bad.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has copied:

If I had my Pinterest wardrobe, I would be unstoppable.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has downloaded:

I wonder if people that fall asleep right away know that we hate them.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has copied:

I love ketchup from my head to-ma-toes.

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Just shared via Reddit:

Am I just getting older, or are people getting more annoying?

Just shared via Slack:

The person who invented butter really understood humans.

Going viral on WeChat:

Alcohol is a vicious cycle: regret, recovery, repeat.

Trending via WeChat:

It’s like no one in my family appreciates that I stayed up all night overthinking for them.

Just shared via Pinterest:

Why would I work from home when I don’t even work from work?

Spotted on TikTok:

My spirit animal is chasing his own tail.

Just landed via Snapchat:

If my wife doesn’t win anything on this $2 scratch ticket, it’s going to go down as one of the worst birthday presents ever.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

Petition to change the name of rice cakes to something else as they are 100% rice and 0% cake and I’m tired of all the gaslighting.

Making waves on Reddit:

Tornados are just a bunch of ghosts fighting over a cow.

Just shared via Twitch:

My husband is looking for the remote control. I need everyone to stand up for a minute.

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