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Dear Math, I don’t want to solve your problem, I have my own problems to solve.

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When people are telling me a story about their life it often reminds me of a much better story from my life.

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All income is disposable if you’re brave enough.

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Oh, I shouldn’t worry? Why didn’t I think of that?

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How do you politely tell someone that they ruined your life?

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Nothing guarantees running into someone you know in public better than looking like a feral animal on two hours of sleep.

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Behind every robot that turns evil is an engineer who specifically installed red LEDs into the eyes just for this scenario.

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Does refusing to go to the gym count as resistance training?

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Traffic is the fault of the guy immediately in front of you.

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I’m off to club bed, featuring DJ Pillow and MC Blanky.

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I’ve reached the age where people talk loudly and slowly to me.

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We should make a new internet that’s as hard to use as the old internet was, so anyone that’s too stupid to have used the internet 20 years ago can’t get on it.

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Looks like it’s just you and me tonight, family size Toblerone.

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One week of daily crunches and I have abs…urdly underestimated how long it will take to see results.

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The people who are $30 trillion in debt are giving you a credit score.

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Gonna toot my own horn here because I made it through another day without turning any of my feelings into felonies.

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He died doing what he loved: trying to find out if gang members are ticklish.

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Unlike the stomach, the brain doesn’t alert you when it’s empty.

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I hate when I’m typing away, expecting autocorrect to have my back, and I look down and just see awjdbdmkskan.

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My youngest had a mandatory drugs and alcohol lecture today at school, and he still can’t mix a proper drink.

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My heart says, chocolate and wine, but my jeans say “Woman, are you kidding? Eat a salad!”

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Called in, “If we’re living in a simulation, just simulate that I’m in the office today.”

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Using a remote to type on a keyboard on the TV is truly one of the worst human experiences that we endure.

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Lately, when I meet new people, I ask them what their hobbies are instead of what they do for work, and let me tell you, the conversations have been absolutely top tier!

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I want my boyfriend to be so hot strangers know he’s not funny.

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When I eat rotisserie chicken, I like to pretend that I’m performing an autopsy.

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Friendly reminder that double negatives are a big no-no.

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Well, at least my cat is supportive of me doing less and laying around more.

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As long as everything is exactly the way I want it, I’m totally flexible.

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“Why don’t you tell us anything anymore?” I’ve updated my privacy policy.

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When buying presents I like to think, what would Jesus have got you? So yeah, enjoy your fish sandwich.

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I’m gonna start telling men I know a spot and it’s just me dropping them off at therapy.

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A frightening number of young people alive today don’t know about Knight Rider.

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Imagine how much better the world would be if everyone set aside their differences and came together as one to buy me a castle.

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You ever feel awkward in Target, cause you know you belong at Walmart.

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I’m a pocket full of sunshine, not your dumping ground for grumpiness.

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Obituaries should have clickbait titles.

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Nothing is smaller than the X on ads to click them away.

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It’s not fair when attractive people are also good at things.

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If someone ghosts you, respect the dead and never disturb them again.

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