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One thing that could really “level-up” the experience of being a pedestrian would be if cars had some kind of feature that could indicate whether or not they were going to turn in a particular direction.

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If I would’ve known that you were going to ask me what I was thinking, I wouldn’t have been thinking what I was thinking.

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We seriously need to bring back courting. What the hell is ‘wyd tonight?’ Arrive on a horse and bring flowers like a man.

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Oh, sorry about bouncing my leg. I’m not allowed to slam my head into the walls anymore.

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Genuinely nothing worse than going bowling with people who are actually good. Like, why are you doing all that?

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The main problem is that far too many people have far too easy access to podcast equipment.

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I always take two stairs at a time, that way if I fall, it’s only half the distance.

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I like to begin every day by looking forward to the end of the day.

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“I’ve tasted going back to an ex, and I’ve tasted trying to fix a relationship before it breaks. I highly recommend focusing on your career and going to sleep before 10 p.m.”

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I would rather walk directly into the ocean than tell people a fun fact about myself.

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America was more fun when organized crime was done by Italians in Chicago.

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My husband loves when we fight, and I turn it into a limited series called And Another Thing.

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I have lots of hidden talents. The problem is, even I can’t find them.

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At the first signs of a sore throat, you should be given the option of just skipping four days into the future.

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I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a long nap.

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I miss when there were so many episodes of every show that they all eventually did one where it was hot, and the air conditioning went out.

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Before you beef with me, just know I’m deeply malicious to my core once upset.

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Oh, to be a rich, beautiful woman in her big car, driving to buy overpriced groceries to stock up her breathtaking kitchen in her gorgeous house.

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Being single past 30 is like playing hide and seek, except no one is looking for you.

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I bought a little bag of air today. The company that made it was kind enough to put some potato chips in it as well.

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I’m no Hobbit, but I do often walk blindly into some rather dodgy situations.

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Demi Lovato is short for demilitarized love potato.

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Will mosquitoes ever develop a pizza obsession and end their pursuit of human blood?

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You really have to enjoy the way a man is acting in the beginning, because you will never meet that man again.

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Nobody plays better together than siblings being told it’s bedtime.

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I’m either freezing, peeing, or starving.

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I’ve never seen anything sadder than me in a black cape under the salon lights with wet hair parted incorrectly by a solid inch.

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If they cancel the Simpsons, we will no longer be able to see into the future.

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I don’t understand people who do things on weekends. You just did things all week. What’s next, more things? That’s how they get you.

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I lied, I’m jealous. I hope every girl who looks at you gets clipped by a meteor.

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When I’m drafting a legal document, I’ll sprinkle the word “herein” all over that thing like it’s paprika.

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Only after moving in together do you realize your girlfriend’s little quirks. Mine, for example, stores vegetables in the beer compartment.

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If I found E.T., I would’ve developed his jump shot.

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I just can’t watch football, there’s too much “penetration in the backfield” for me to not giggle like an immature maniac.

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Used dark mode so much that I became physically repulsed when I see a white screen.

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Yes, money alone does not make you happy. It has to be yours too.

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I admire how, when babies don’t want to hold something anymore, they just drop it.

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People who read and do research will always sound crazy to people who don’t.

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Of course, because I’m wearing a white shirt, my coffee chose violence.

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Not to brag, but I drove and found a place I was looking for without turning down my music today.

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‘Sex with your ex’ is so stupid. If you want to dwell on the past, you can just buy a history book.

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Calling a lobotomy a “lobobo” to fit in with Gen Z.

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That moment when it’s January in a couple of weeks, and you realize you are still trying to lose weight from last January.

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Your odds are greater of being killed by a coconut rather than a shark and this is exactly why I don’t swim in coconut-infested waters.

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There should be a three-day weekend: one day to do nothing, one day to do something, and one day to do laundry.

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I’m bad at being sad. Three mins later, I’m making jokes about my situation.

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Never feel bad when people roll their eyes while you talk to them. They’re just looking for their brain.

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Please respond to my telepathic messages.

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I love icebreakers. They really give me time to anxiously reflect on what the most fun fact about me is, while I don’t listen to anyone else at all.

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If you’re out shopping this week, be nice to the retail workers. It’s not their fault you waited to shop until Mary’s water broke.

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The Frankfurt School?? What are you majoring in, hot dog?

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