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Jingle all the way? In this economy?

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Are people born with photographic memories or do they take time to develop?

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Getting drunk was invented by Big Text to make you send more texts.

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Seeing people exercising outside my house really motivated me to get up and close the blinds.

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Accidentally blurted out “skip intro” when my mother-in-law wasn’t getting to the point.

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The guy that said laughter is the best medicine obviously wasn’t suffering from diarrhea.

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If overthinking burned calories, I’d never need to exercise again.

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Blowing kisses to my coworkers so that nobody talks to me today.

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No, I don’t comment, I voodoo doll like a real adult.

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If my family starts talking politics at Thanksgiving, I’m changing the subject by announcing I’m pregnant.

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I was guest-starring on The Love Boat when you woke me up. You’re dead to me.

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I like that blood pressure kits come with a free, handy zip-up bag that your stuff will never fit in again once you take it out.

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The worst thing you can do when you notice your kids are playing nicely together is telling them that they’re playing nicely together.

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Got electrocuted while fixing the doorbell, and now I can hear my girlfriend’s thoughts. She’s thinking she should have called an electrician.

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I put the “pro” in procrastinate.

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My goal is to do one thing each day that could prevent me from being elected to political office.

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The main problem is that far too many people have far too easy access to podcast equipment.

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I’m not drunk enough for this Teams meeting.

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Whenever I’m not eating a breakfast sandwich I wish I was eating a breakfast sandwich.

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I was so excited thinking tomorrow was Friday only to find out it is definitely not Friday.

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I love wearing sunglasses. Am I looking at your face? Am I looking at your ass? No one knows.

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I will never trust a cake transport box enough to just hold it by the handle.

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My kids are smart but sometimes they say dumb stuff like, “Mom, why do you always buy Snickers when you’re the only one who likes them?”

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The way some people hold their cell phone to make a call, I always think they’re trying to take a bite out of a sandwich.

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How can I be ready for the future when I’m not even ready to get up in the morning?

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If she doesn’t post you, take her phone, go live and introduce yourself!

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Was complaining to my mom about my daughter’s attitude and she told me I should’ve named her payback.

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Person in murder documentary: This is a small town. Things like this don’t happen here. Me: Um, based on the shows I watch, that’s all that happens in small towns.

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The Cranberries. Great band name. You pick a fruit and you get to work.

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I woke up, got out of bed, and had coffee. I think that’s enough for one day.

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Grandmas be like: Imma stay for a few days and reset your children back to factory settings.

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I’m exactly where I want to be. At home, avoiding people.

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When you get angry, take a breath and count to ten. Throw a punch at eight. Nobody expects that.

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I like to play this fun game while I clean out the fridge called what is this, how long has it been in here and how do I kill it?

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A peaceful transition of power happening between me and this cigarette just now.

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The cynicism of those who urge me not to do what I can to help the Nigerian royal family.

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The man who invented autocorrect has died. Restaurant in peace.

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I don’t even want to talk about the things I had to do to that elf to get back on the nice list.

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Be nice to your children’s teachers. Especially elementary ones, cause kids have loose lips and that teacher has all the dirt on you.

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Husband and I were blissfully happy for 25 years. Then we met.

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