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Maybe aliens don’t visit us because they’re all women and they want us to make the first move.

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The fewer friends at your birthday party means more cake for you. Follow me for more life hacks.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has copied:

My goal for this year is just to make sure the aliens know I’m on their side.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has shared:

When this multivitamin kicks in I’m going to do so much success.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has shared:

Hey cell phone companies who play smooth jazz hold music hoping I’ll lose interest and give up: yeah, it’s kinda working.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has copied:

Every year, just in time for Christmas, when it’s freezing cold, the Coca Cola truck shows up. Now, in this freaking heat, it’s nowhere to be seen.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has viewed:

Bowling: The most fun you can have wearing someone else’s shoes.

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My eye doctor is alarmingly young and when he said he thought I had a chalazion or a hordoleum, I thought he might be referencing Pokémon.

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Always be kind. You never know who has subscriptions to your favorite streaming apps.

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It’s wild that “Jason” is a name from ancient Greece, because it sounds like it was invented in Florida in 1983.

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Trending via Reddit:

Due to not wanting to, I will not be.

Just landed via Telegram:

Nothing is hungrier than a Roomba that sees a charger cord.

Just landed via YouTube:

You know you’re really stressed when you start getting on your own nerves.

Shared recently on TikTok:

Sometimes uncontrollable laughter is all you need to get the millions of thoughts out of your head.

Reported on WeChat:

I used to work at McDonald’s and we only told ugly people that the ice cream machine was broken. So I have bad news if you were ever denied ice cream.

Reported on Discord:

Betrayal is when you’re holding a baby, and they put their arms out for someone else.

Trending via Telegram:

You’re an adult. You can do what you want. Wait…You have kids? Never mind.

Just landed via Messenger:

If you stand too close to me in the check out line, you may as well pay for my stuff while you’re breathing down my neck.

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That strange moment when you are trying to be serious, but then you accidentally smile.

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Zoom is really only for one thing: realizing our dream of staring at ourselves while talking to other people.

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Share →: Whoever said “team work makes the dream work” needs to explain that to my many personalities.

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"Whoever said 'team work makes the dream work' clearly never met all the characters in my head who can't agree on anything 🤯🤷‍♂️ Looks like my squad is more like a chaotic committee than a well-oiled team! 😂 #OnePersonManyPersonalities"

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Someone from 🇨🇻 has shared:

Sitting on the middle seat of this flight and both my seatmates are reading my book over my shoulder. Should I just start reading it aloud?

Someone from 🇦🇷 has bookmarked:

When you’re young, weekends are for fun. When you’re older, they’re for recovery.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has viewed:

My age is news to me every single time I remember.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has shared:

For once, I’d like to spiral into control.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has copied:

What a lot of people don’t understand about mountain climbing is: don’t do that!

Someone from 🇷🇺 has bookmarked:

There are always new uncomplimentary angles to view yourself from. Keep contorting!

Someone from 🇸🇧 has copied:

My talents are so hidden that I can’t even find them.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has bookmarked:

A man’s home is his castle, but his garage is his sanctuary.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has copied:

My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has downloaded:

My husband threw away a perfectly good box as if we might not need it in 20 years.

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Spotted on Twitch:

Tomorrow isn’t promised, we need to flirt today.

Trending via Discord:

December, give me a sweet ending for this year please.

Reported on Facebook:

I can’t believe I was arrested for impersonating a politician. I was just sitting there doing nothing.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Oh, you drink black coffee? Tell your ulcer I said good morning.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

Just because I can’t sing doesn’t mean I won’t sing.

Just landed via TikTok:

Sorry for being late, I was enjoying my last few minutes of not being here.

Trending via Facebook:

I miss when bills were none of my business.

Seen just now on Discord:

My first mistake of my life was my birth.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Can we not just call it Zealand now?

Just landed via Discord:

I’m tired of being an adult. Therefore, I will be stepping down. Thank you!

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