Funny drunkenness quotes

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Sick and tired of these 30 mins weekends.

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Pretending you don’t notice people staring at you is a skill.

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There’s a reason we say cheese and not salad when we have to smile for a photo.

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Girl who is still crazy: I was crazy back then.

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My mind is like my web browser. 19 tabs are open, 3 are frozen and I have no idea where the music is coming from.

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I hope this email finds you at relative peace with the paradox of existence.

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Got my dog microchipped, so if he runs away, I can just press a button, and he’ll explode.

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Is ChatGPT down for anyone else? I’m a cardiac surgeon in the middle of heart surgery.

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I need a horror movie where a kidnapper abducts a possessed child and finds out.

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We’d never met, or even spoken, but I could tell just from gazing into her pale blue eyes I had stepped on her toe.