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Salted, and I cannot stress this enough, butter.

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I don’t want to stand, Apple Watch. You stand.

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It was all revealed to me in a delusion.

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I wish berries were the size of apples. Just imagine for a second.

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It’s that time of year again where I go to random restaurants to tell random women, “So this is why you cancelled our date?”, while they’re out with their significant others.

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Could a mosquito drink blood out of a cup or something or are they legally required to Capri Sun my legs all summer?

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You know you’re over 50 when you have “upstairs Ibuprofen” and “downstairs Ibuprofen”.

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My body is in shock this morning from having to wake up early and wear hard pants.

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No plans and no pants kind of day.

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I googled my symptoms, and I just need a day with you in the mountains.

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I don’t always listen to Metallica, but when I do, so do my neighbors.

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Ludacris once said “If you ain’t got no money take yo’ broke ass home” and I haven’t left the house since.

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I don’t see why walking is healthy. Zombies walk constantly and they look awful.

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The purpose of life is to go insane sooner or later.

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Violence is not the answer, unless you’re a gaggle of children instructed to break into a piñata.

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It took me 5 minutes to do something I’ve been stressing about for 6 months. I will learn nothing from this.

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I am not the person I thought I was when I cut that donut in half.

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You feel me? Bro, I haven’t felt anything since the Scholastic Book Fair.

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People in their late 20s and early 30s are like “this is my emotional support trip to Japan.”

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I don’t know much, but I do know melancholia is a way cooler diagnosis than depression.

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Men used to build castles for women they love, but now they think replying on time is too much effort.

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Agriculture can’t possibly be a dying industry. Bot farms are booming.

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Dying and being reincarnated as a beetle, and crawling to my old body’s grave, and digging down and living in my old ribcage.

28 shares on Pinterest this month:

Everyone has these three colleagues: The one who is always cold. The one who is always hungry. The one who is always tired. I am everything in one.

56 shares on Facebook this month:

I modeled my morning routine on the humble rooster. Wake up, scream, wander around.

84 shares on X this month:

I wonder what other animals we tried to ride before discovering that horses were cool with it.

13 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I heard you like bad boys. Well, I’m bad. At everything.

54 shares on TikTok this month:

Saturday nights are for watching zombie shows and dreaming about the apocalypse.

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Robert De Niro always looks like he just smelled a nasty fart.

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When I was in elementary school, we learned about a shape called a rhombus, and that was the last time I ever heard about that shape ever again.

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Bad news. Right now is as young as you’re going to be.

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We are the last generation of programmers who know the deadly feeling of seeing the exact problem in our code, on Stack Overflow, with 0 answers.

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Corporate life requires an ass-licking skill set I simply wasn’t born with.

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Getting a wax is wild, like you really just be bust open talking to the lady like it’s nothing.

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When women get to a certain weight, you’ll notice they change their social media profile pictures to flowers, cats, or dogs.

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My ex texted me saying, “Hey, I miss you,” so I replied, “Sorry, I have zero bars — the past doesn’t have good reception.”

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One of my biggest faults is that when I ask someone their name, I forget to listen to what their name is.

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My bad habits got renewed for another season.

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You ever meet an all-male friend group that is less a group of friends than it is “one guy and his henchmen”?

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Ever looked at your ex and wondered, was I drunk the entire relationship?

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This too shall pass. It might pass like a kidney stone. But it will pass.

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The Playstation is broken and the child has noticed that I live here too.

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Insomnia sharpens your math skills because you spend all night calculating how much sleep you’ll get if you’re able to ‘fall asleep right now.’

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What’s a beginner hobby for someone just getting into being happy?

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The fact Head and Shoulders doesn’t have a body wash called Knees and Toes, is disappointing.

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“Are we still going?” … An introvert’s attempt to cancel.

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I like to think of myself as an onion. Peel back the many layers and deep down inside you’ll find a smaller, more anxious onion.

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Enjoy your 30s, because in your 40s, your first check engine lights come on.

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I’m not afraid of ghosts because everyone who’s mad at me is still alive.

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If you ever need me, I’m always just a couple missed calls and text messages away.

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