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If I turned into a “teen wolf”, my first order of business would definitely be helping my basketball team get to the local championships.

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Girl who is still crazy: I was crazy back then.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has copied:

I didn’t buy that thing I wanted but didn’t need, so I celebrated by buying a different thing I wanted but didn’t need.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has bookmarked:

My body is in shock this morning from having to wake up early and wear hard pants.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has shared:

I enjoy long, romantic walks … to the departure gate.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has viewed:

Calling ahead to the cafe to warn them to “get those beans brewing”.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has viewed:

Yes, I know there is a really special place in hell for me. It’s called a throne.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has bookmarked:

I truly wonder what it sounded like when Medusa washed her hair at night.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has downloaded:

I’m not gaining weight, I’m retaining candy.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has downloaded:

Gonna finish eating all these Christmas cookies so I’m no longer tempted to eat them.

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I’m just so lazy because I’m still recovering from the fact that I used to be the fastest sperm.

Spotted on Snapchat:

The most important thing to remember when driving is that not everyone is smart.

Shared recently on Discord:

By the way, if you don’t buy anything on Black Friday, you can save up to 100%.

Trending via WhatsApp:

Me going to work because I’m too honest to scam people, too shy to be an influencer, too good for a sugar daddy, and too dumb for crypto.

Just landed via Messenger:

Nothing prepared me for how much of my adult life would be spent hiding from people I know at the grocery store.

Live now on Messenger:

“Quit” is not in my vocabulary but “resign”, “drop out”, and “give up” are.

Breaking via Snapchat:

I miss the good ol’ days until I remember things like having to get out of my chair and smack the TV to get a clearer picture.

Seen just now on Threads:

The older I get, the less surprised I’d be if a random body part just fell off one day.

Making waves on Messenger:

I start each day assuming it will be horrible and go from there.

Spotted on YouTube:

My lip gloss used to be poppin’, now it’s my knees.

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Someone from 🇮🇶 has viewed:

Comments other people make during a movie are annoying. Comments I make during a movie enhance the experience.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has viewed:

Not to brag but I am evidence of things unseen.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has bookmarked:

Someone asked me what my hobby was and I realized that my favorite hobby is doing absolutely nothing.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has shared:

Keep your temper. Nobody else wants it.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has bookmarked:

You can never really “own” earbuds. You just have to appreciate the time you had together.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has viewed:

I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror this morning, so I guess once again my personality will be doing all the work today.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has bookmarked:

I don’t get it when people say they are only a “little” angry, I am either not mad or will kill you.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has shared:

“Well, at least things can’t get any worse” has turned out to be a failure of my imagination.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has bookmarked:

Welcome to your 50s… you can now fall asleep sitting up on the couch at any given moment.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has viewed:

The females who don’t go through phones will definitely find out through dreams.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

You can either have a nice evening or you can help your child with their math homework. You can’t have both.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

If two witches watched two watches, which witch would watch which watch? Each witch would watch which watch belonged to which witch’s wrist.

Just shared via Instagram:

This year for Thanksgiving, I’ll probably bring what I brought last year… shame upon the family.

Just landed via Threads:

I just sneezed next to my computer and the anti-virus popped up.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

Never eat more than you can lift.

Live now on Twitch:

To everyone I’ve wronged this year. Next year same time, same place.

Making waves on Threads:

If they played poker with potato chips, I’d have a gambling problem.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

I am re-watching “Narcos,” and I have to say that for someone who smokes so much weed, Pablo Escobar gets a lot done.

Seen just now on Facebook:

Please don’t leave me to my own devices. They’re all out of batteries.

Going viral on X:

It’s wild that you can just do anything. Date the wrong person, choose the wrong career. You can go outside and start eating dirt if you want, and the universe lets you. Not even a pop-up like “Are you sure?“

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