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Someone from 🇱🇰 has copied:

Don’t forget to whine and complain about Monday today.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has viewed:

My sweatpants sat me down and said they want me to get an office job again.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has copied:

Humans were not meant to have this many passwords.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has downloaded:

We go together like coffee and cigarettes.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has copied:

It’s not sleeping alone if there are crumbs in your bed.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has bookmarked:

Dear autocorrect, that’s not what I was trying to say. I’m getting tired of your shirt.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has shared:

The USA is having so many disasters and tragedies, you’d almost think it was built on thousands of ancient Indian burial grounds.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has copied:

Sex is like my hair. I didn’t have any yesterday. I didn’t have any today. And unless something drastically changes, I won’t have any tomorrow.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has viewed:

I haven’t even gone to bed yet and I already can’t wait to get home from work tomorrow.

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Why fall in love when you can fall asleep?

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I always have a bad connection in my head when someone tries to explain a card or board game to me.

Freshly posted on Discord:

I feel like a credit card, cause I’m constantly being used irresponsibly.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

Paid my mortgage so don’t ask me to come out. I’m getting my money’s worth.

Broadcasted on Instagram:

You should be allowed to leave work early if you are really in love.

Just landed via Threads:

This time last night, there was a spider so big in my bathroom it put me under a glass on a postcard and carried me out.

Shared recently on TikTok:

I now also have a device that tells me whether I’ve taken enough steps today. If I don’t make it one day, it barks and poops in my apartment.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

If I had a dollar for every time I didn’t know what was going on, I’d be like, why am I always getting all this money?

Just landed via Telegram:

When I get filthy rich, I will stay humble by continuing to use grocery bags as bathroom trash bags.

Trending via WhatsApp:

You look like you suck at Mario Kart.

Making waves on X:

Having a crush is so stupid. Like, why is this dude in my head at 8 am?

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Someone from 🇨🇩 has copied:

The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has viewed:

Telling your parents about your problems is like trying to put out a fire with gasoline.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has shared:

The real challenge of adulthood is figuring out what to eat every day.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has viewed:

Imagine you get to the gates of heaven and they make you download an app to go in.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has bookmarked:

Babe, are you OK? You’ve barely fulfilled the prophecy.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has viewed:

Hear me out. A waiting room where the doctors wait.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has shared:

I’m sorry I said “I look forward to working with you” during our wedding vows.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has copied:

Life always has it’s ups and downs. I like to up the music, down the drinks, and then relax and enjoy.

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If my wife doesn’t win anything on this $1 scratch ticket, it’s going to go down as one of the worst anniversary gifts ever.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has copied:

Ancestors survived five mass extinctions on earth for me to be killed by a house cat I was trying to put a Christmas sweater on.

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Freshly posted on Pinterest:

How great is it to do absolutely nothing and follow it up by taking a rest.

Trending via WeChat:

Getting excited to go to bed is a different level of adulting.

Trending via TikTok:

Almost all of my bad decisions are food-related.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Welcome to your 50s, where coffee is the new happy hour and mornings are the new hangover.

Making waves on X:

A chocolate advent calendar is a test of restraint that I simply do not have.

Reported on Telegram:

It’s not my fault that when I said you looked “stunning” you assumed I meant in a positive way.

Just shared via Reddit:

I assume people who bookmark my posts are building a case against me.

Going viral on WeChat:

My talents are so hidden that I can’t even find them.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

The more you embrace your crazy side, the more fun life becomes.

Shared recently on WeChat:

I actually love talking to strangers, they will unknowingly say some shit that shifts your perspective, and you never see them again.

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