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An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute, forget the fruit.

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I was not made for a 9 to 5; I was made to eat pasta and lay in the sun like a lizard.

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Proudly doing my part to cause the male loneliness epidemic.

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My husband threw away a perfectly good box as if we might not need it in 20 years.

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If my coworker doesn’t stop asking questions on this Zoom meeting, I will drive across town and slap his face on the call.

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People don’t catch bullets with their teeth anymore, get out there and practice.

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People don’t get slapped enough with empty gloves these days.

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You know when you have so much to do that you just sit down and do nothing?

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Americans can choose from over 1,000 breakfast cereals but only two presidential candidates?

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I think being a hopeless romantic is giving me brain damage.

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I want the dreams to chase me for once.

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I just finally discovered what’s wrong with my brain: on the left side there is nothing right and on the right side, there is nothing left.

Shared recently on Discord:

My mind is like someone dumped the entire junk drawer on a trampoline.

Reported on Snapchat:

I tell my kids winning isn’t everything and then I steal money from the monopoly bank.

Breaking via Messenger:

You gotta wonder why they just don’t make all bread garlic bread.

Spotted on TikTok:

My therapist said cutting people off isn’t healthy. She’s next.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

Do you ever feel like you’re a white shirt and life is a red wine?

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Gambling is all about getting something for nothing and spending thousands of dollars trying to do it.

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God created childbirth so women could know how men feel when we have a cold.

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If you’re not happy single you won’t be happy married. Happiness comes from eating food, not from relationships.

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Someone from 🇵🇦 has copied:

“You’ve changed!” Yeah, I don’t like you.

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Preparing for my beach vacation by watching Jaws.

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That awkward moment when everything is going so perfectly… and then you wake up.

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Pretending I’m asleep so my boss has to carry me to the meeting.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has viewed:

Weekends are a scam. You spend one day exhausted and the other anxious… like, what was that?

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A spoonful of peanut butter from the jar will fix me.

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Shutting up is gluten-free. Maybe add that to your diet, princess.

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What a lot of people don’t understand about mountain climbing is: don’t do that!

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I heard God is testing both of us at the same time. Wanna hang out?

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Having now listened to the entire song, I have to say there’s some obvious internal disagreement as to what the Hokey Pokey is all about.

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Going viral on Facebook:

Why is no one talking about the sheer pleasure of coming home from vacation and using your own bathroom.

Trending via WeChat:

Hey beauty brands who make face creams: 30ml is only enough for an ant’s face.

Going viral on Reddit:

Why would I work from home when I don’t even work from work?

Just shared via Snapchat:

I got a bumper sticker that says, “Honk if you think I’m pretty.” Sometimes I just sit at green lights until I feel better about myself.

Spotted on Pinterest:

I hope we’re good friends until we die, then I hope we can stay ghost friends, walk through walls and scare people.

Making waves on TikTok:

I actually think it’s quite beautiful that you have to be the one to save yourself.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

My main career goal at the moment is to find a big bag of money in the woods.

Shared recently on TikTok:

If you bought 1 Bitcoin ten years ago, it would now be worth 1 Bitcoin. Let that sink in.

Trending via WeChat:

Who wants to do all my adult stuff for me today?

Trending via Slack:

The divorce process is easier than breaking up with your hair stylist.

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