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Flirting when bored can really get you into some unwanted situations.

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I’m at a place in my life when errands are starting to count as going out.

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It’s been too long since I partook in shenanigans.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has shared:

Blocking someone isn’t enough, I want them to get lice.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has shared:

If you don’t have a favorite spatula yet, you still have some growing up to do.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has viewed:

I hope your spoon slides into your soup.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has copied:

If adulting had a return policy, I’d use it immediately.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has viewed:

Texting a man first feels like I’m on my hands and knees begging him to talk to me.

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If you see me looking zoned out, it’s because I’m having a therapy session with myself in my head.

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Who needs an alarm clock when you have a bladder.

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Reported on Twitch:

I have determined there is no quiet way to get a pan out of a cabinet in the morning.

Trending via LinkedIn:

Acting jealous while secretly cheating is a pure talent of witchcraft.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

My new coffee table book, “Accidental Screenshots,” is available for pre-order now.

Going viral on Threads:

A real smart TV would increase the volume when you started eating chips.

Going viral on WeChat:

If you want to know who the bad guys are, it is the side who wants you arrested for memes and jokes.

Seen just now on Messenger:

I like to scan my backyard every hour with a high power flashlight to let my neighbors know I won’t tolerate any weirdness around here.

Shared recently on Threads:

I wanted to sleep it off, but insomnia said, “Not tonight, buddy.”

Making waves on X:

I’m not “late”, I’m just very creative with my interpretation of “time”.

Just landed via TikTok:

I’m exactly where I want to be. At home, avoiding people.

Breaking via Slack:

Has anyone ever died from waiting for a group of people to decide what they want to eat.

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Someone from 🇵🇦 has shared:

An escape room, but it’s just your high school reunion.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has copied:

Automated phone system: To speak to a representative, please enter the first twelve digits of pi.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has downloaded:

No one knows what I’m up to, not even me.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has copied:

Women don’t pretend anymore to dig for something in their purse and then pull out their middle finger.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has viewed:

Party rock is in the mouse tonighttt, piece of cheese I’m gonna take a big biteee.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has shared:

When they know you know they did you dirty, they stay gone. And that’s the best thing.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has viewed:

Girls will be like “it’s fine” and then go and curse your whole bloodline.

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I don’t think I’d be so scared of spiders if they had eight tiny flip flops on.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has viewed:

What a strange day. And it has been for years.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has viewed:

How is a plant not able to handle direct sunlight? You’re from outside.

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Shared recently on YouTube:

Eating healthy requires a second job.

Just shared via YouTube:

Be nice today, the world is on fire.

Going viral on Snapchat:

“You tryna hang?” Yeah bro, myself!

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I’m so old, I still drink my coffee at home in the morning. From a real cup.

Just shared via Slack:

The lion does not concern himself with social proof.

Going viral on Threads:

That awkward moment when you spend an hour online picking out a gift for your friend’s son’s birthday and Amazon tells you it’s been a year since you bought this item.

Breaking via Pinterest:

You don’t scare me. You’re not those two minutes when I can’t find my wallet.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Taking my heart off my sleeve, I fold it up neatly and carefully place it back inside my chest.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

“Your password is too weak.” Just wait until you see my will to live.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Relationship status: he escaped.

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